How long until he commits suicide?

How long until he commits suicide?

Suicide by batarang?

>yfw this is all a ploy to get Affleck to commit suicide by WB so they don't have to pay him his exit fee

>goes up to WB executives
>throw batarang
>"So you're fast."

>They're driving Affleck to commit a murder-suicide with Snyder in a last ditch attempt to save DCEU
It'd be the film of the century

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRUH LOOK AT DIS MOVIE PRODUCTION

WAIT TILL YOU SEE THE PROPS, OH SHIT ONES MISSIN...


OH NO nO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA ITS HANGIN OUTTA BENS POCKET

THIS NIGGA WAS TRYNA STEAL A BATARANG THE FUCK AHAHAHA

...

I don't think Ben knew that the batarangs couldnt actually knock people out

Oh no, a chunk of metal prop

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i dont get it

Formerly a chuck of metal prop

>Snyder finally makes kino

seriously though how do we save him?

Meanwhile RDJ has the huge Avengers A on his property as a gift from Feige.

He's saying Affleck was going to use the batarang to knock out women and rape them..

We don't. He's a multi-millionaire and famous.

That being said, that red blood clot forming in his face does not look good. He needs medical aid.

he's saying he was going to use the batarangs to knock roasties out and sexually assault them

NO NO LEAVE BEN ALONE

HE JUST WANTED A SOUVENIR

Sources close to the actor say he's taking it to the Bourbon trail and will use it to force Kentucky's finest from the hands of distillers.

This was confirmed by onlookers, but that he lost interest when someone in the crown mentioned deflategate, sending Affleck into a rage.

Someone shoop it to say

>Ben Affleck was killed by a batarang after stealing from WB

The actor had decided to throw it far into the night - he owns it, you see (the night). But had no idea the batarang would curve around and incur lethal trauma to the back of his head.