You have one minute to find me a comic that is more impenetrable than this.
Seriously. Try it.
You have one minute to find me a comic that is more impenetrable than this
John Campbell
Adam Cook
Define 'impenetrable' in this context.
Brayden Campbell
You're gonna force me to do this aren't you?
You know what? Fuck it. Let's storytime the first issue.
Cooper Turner
The rabbit hole goes deep Alice.
Get ready.
Kevin Reyes
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Michael Sanchez
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Sebastian Thomas
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Nolan Rogers
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Levi Jackson
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Michael Diaz
Walt you madman.
Hunter Peterson
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Brandon White
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Asher Taylor
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Joshua Price
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Justin Perry
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Carson Cruz
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Robert Richardson
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Jose Jackson
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Samuel Williams
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Alexander Murphy
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Ian Smith
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Ethan Wilson
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Jackson Watson
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Kayden Carter
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Tyler Edwards
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Daniel Williams
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Kevin Allen
And that's all i'm storytiming.
That was the first issue of this trip.
What dya think?
Dominic Morgan
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I-
w-
help.
Nolan Johnson
I double dare all of Sup Forums to tell me with a straight face they understood this issue on the first go.
This is a twelve miniseries we're talking about that gives Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman and Grant Morrison the dry heaves.
I am this fucking close to punishing all of you to the entirety of this thing.
Thomas Myers
Djama elfnaa does not mean "square of the dead".
Charles Martinez
It says Djema El Fna'a
Liam James
It's a transliteration from Arabic, it can be spelled differently.
But the actual translation isn't "square of the dead"
Leo Anderson
So what is it?
Ethan Cruz
It's a public square in Marakesh. The name literally means "The courtyard mosque".
Tyler Harris
I'm scared, OP.
I'm frightened.
What'd Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Grant Morrison say about it?
Matthew Butler
>This is a twelve miniseries we're talking about that gives Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman and Grant Morrison the dry heaves.
Bullshit, more like they'd read it and understand it since definitely Moore and Morrison were inspired by Moorcock.
Ian Long
>What'd Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, and Grant Morrison say about it?
Well nothing. I'm exaggerating but this is still a really bizarre read.
Gonna have a later diner and i might storytime part of it.
Ayden Ross
I have to wonder if maybe this made a lot more sense if you were fully read on Moorcock.
Josiah Sanders
I think it does if you're aware of two other series.
Blood/War amongst the angels and Von Bek.
Juan Sanchez
Also, throw a bump because we're going further down.
Joshua Bennett
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Mason Watson
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Brandon Williams
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Joseph James
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Adrian Cook
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Luis Gonzalez
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Tyler Thompson
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Joseph Edwards
bumping
always appreciate a storytime
Ethan Campbell
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Blake Martin
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Ryan Ortiz
I got lost after 3 pages.
This comic needs to slow down.
Dylan Myers
No brakes on this Multiverse train.
Nicholas Garcia
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Zachary Miller
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Ian Flores
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Jackson Price
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Jason Cooper
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Jonathan Cooper
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Landon Parker
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Luis Morgan
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Gavin Morgan
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Alexander Edwards
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Mason Price
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Owen Hill
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Ryan Rodriguez
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Jason Wood
Here's a good drinking game.
Take a shot if at any point you start wondering at what the hell you're reading.
Sebastian Gonzalez
Also, here comes Hitler.
Andrew Foster
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Lucas Jackson
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Ryan Garcia
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Benjamin Green
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Bentley Carter
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Charles Martin
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Ryder Carter
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Jack Smith
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Leo Davis
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Nicholas Reyes
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Gavin Cooper
Could use a bump so the thread doesn't get sent into oblivion.
Christopher Green
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Brandon Cook
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Isaiah Howard
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Jason Young
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Jordan Torres
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Lucas Turner
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William Moore
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Camden Morales
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Brayden Watson
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Michael Robinson
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Kevin Campbell
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Ayden Robinson
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William Foster
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Josiah Baker
Pausing for 10 minutes to have a bit of a stretch.
Bump would be appreciated.
William Edwards
> captain buggerly
no one ever hit this writer as a child, did they
Carter Murphy
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Ethan Robinson
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Matthew Robinson
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Jeremiah Carter
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Cameron Murphy
>What dya think?
Writing that can't stop telling me how awesome it thinks it is, full of hyperbole about The Amazing Central Character and telling far more than it shows. People literally paid money to read novels by this prick?
"You know me?" "No, England is teeming with white-haired albinos wielding rune-encrusted magical swords sir, it were an educated guess."
Angel Rivera
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Isaac Rodriguez
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