>65 seconds in and the fucker's already here GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEE
Oliver Myers
Eclipse kino incoming
>Episode 8 title card >Film begins >Zoom out on an unkown planet >see the First Order star destroyer from episode 7 >a big fucking shadow goes over the ship >it's the motherfucking Eclipse >Zoom in on the Eclipse's bridge >We see fucking Snoke for the first time >He smirks and says in a mocking tone "Fire at will commander." >We see general Hux at the controls >"As you wish my lord." He says >A fimiliar Death Star firing sequence plays >The Eclipse blows up the unknown planet >Kylo Ren who is on the Resurgent from episode 7 looks at the destroyed planet and the Eclipse, a single tear drops >Rey meeting Luke scene begins
Just imagine how far to the floor your jaw dropped in the cinema just at that opening alone.
Wyatt Stewart
I really liked Plo Kool in TCW. Any EU stuff with him?
Logan Ward
We didn't like this in the last thread, it's fucking retarded
Jason Cruz
stop posting
Adam Barnes
The great debate!
James Hill
that's a joint, even calling it a flick would be exceedingly generous let alone cinema
Xavier Morales
So fucking hyped for new Doctor Aphra in a few days. This Ordu Aspectu shit is awesome.
Ryan Miller
A bit late but Hurst commanding Clones/Stormtroopers during either the Western Reaches or Cituric got re canonized in one of the Jr novels. Same as Screed working with him.
Xavier Cooper
What's the best Vader scene?
Carter Wood
Bottom middle is CUTE
Adam Collins
End of Rogue One or his first duel with Luke on Cloud City
Evan Phillips
Tarkin a CUTE
Dylan Bailey
>this guy comes on your Battlestation and steals your job
what do?
Dylan Lopez
let him have the job
Nathan Garcia
I think my record was 20 seconds once. I've been missing too many threads recently; please let me have my shitty, 6-month old /swco/ meme.
Austin Hall
>WE STAND AMIDST MY ACHIEVEMENT
Bentley Wilson
NOT YOURS
Robert Harris
WE STAND AMIDST MY ACHIEVEMENT, NOT YOUR'S, MINE!
Caleb Baker
File a formal complaint with Lord Vader in hopes that he will get back to the Emperor about it
hope my cape doesn't get stuck in another door FUCK YOU MOTTI for not telling me that door shut quicker than most
Logan Walker
Slap his girlfriend's ass And by girlfriend I mean the Death Star
Wyatt Martin
He is above the age of 16, so no
Adam Brown
all these Imperials in this thread...
Owen Jones
stop posting boys and start posting starships
David Perry
>Krennic memes after SS It's an improvement but these forced memes are retarded. Its starting to turn Sup Forums here.
Dominic Bennett
Dr. Erso, I'm ISB
The crystals can't come
Nicholas White
uh, you don't get to bring family
Evan Bennett
>Implying our daily debates about what is canon is any better
Carson Bailey
It's YOUR battlestation, Krennic. I assumed you were aware of the speeds of the door to the executive conference room.
David Butler
Without the memes, the shitposting and the waifu posting these threads would be boring as fuck. A healthy mix of serious discussion and shitposting makes this place great.
Noah Collins
Pick your Tarkin guy here. I have another game for you all:
Reenact the Dark Knight Rises opening using Star Wars stuff only.
These big guys had the same idea already.
James Bailey
You and your gf are in a bar and this guy comes up and slaps your ass
what do you do
Jacob Smith
>Landing Gear are BS material. Well that's harsh.
Carter Rivera
The cutest.
Nathaniel Fisher
Slaps my ass?
Caleb Russell
>I haven't seen this Tarkin before
GOOD SHIT
Thomas Barnes
Tell my gf to fuck off because I'm going home with Thrawn tonight
Gavin Green
call him NOT CANON (incorrectly) and watch him fizzle out of existence
Easton Jenkins
Yes
What do you do, user
Jace Martinez
So I heard from a friend that Tarkin is shot from the waist up because he couldn't stand the boots
is that true?
Zachary Price
he's wearing slippers for a lot of shots
Nathan Green
Are there pictures of this
Dark google, show me images of Peter Cushing in slippers
Justin Jackson
Yeah. The only boots they had for him were the wrong size so they were really uncomfortable.
Ryder Cooper
yes, he only wore the jackboots for fullbody scenes where he could stand still
also tarkinfagettes, please talk about the naughty things you want to do with /swco/anons
Landon Cook
>dark google Get your tumblr shit out of here
Noah Phillips
>This man worked almost as closely with Anakin Skywalker as Obi-Wan Kenobi. For three years. > This man is in charge of ISB, basically the Director of Imperial Intelligence >Darth Vader, in the course of his duties, likely works closely with ISB > Darth Vader and Yularen have likely met on many occasions > Yularen is known to be extremely observant
What are the odds that Yularen knows who Vader used to be?
Liam Anderson
I had a whole folder of cute vintage Tarkins but my laptop died on me a couple of weeks ago.
John Powell
high, very high
Ryder Hernandez
If Tarkin was able to figure it out, I imagine one of the top men of the ISB would, too.
Apparently the Thrawn novel is going to show that he's also figured it out.
Christian Mitchell
Man I never realized how shit these threads are.
>B-but its Sup Forums and crossboarders
No its bad in general all the time. See ya cucks.
Oliver Lee
Legends Republic Stark Hyperspace War. Jedi Council Acts of War
Parker Perez
>please talk about the naughty things you want to do with /swco/anons
Gross. I don't want you autistic weebs. My body is for Tarkin alone. Maybe Krennic, pre losing the Death Star. Maybe Thrawn.
Jace Barnes
bye
Sebastian Baker
my hype is reaching palpable levels
Aaron Brown
pretty high, Thanoth from the Vader comic figured it out too, but it's not exactly the sort of thing one mouths off about
Ian Perry
I hope EAfront 2 is good. I bought the season pass for the first one, and while it's really really fun, it should've been what the game was at launch at the very least.
Noah Phillips
>What are the odds that Yularen knows who Vader used to be?
I like to think he suspects it but not really since Vader is so different than Anakin, and Yularen never liked him anyway so might as well ignore all that shit and stuff your face in that stack of ISB papers.
Connor King
Fuck off
Chase Jackson
It's practically an open secret. Ahsoka, Yularen, Tarkin and Thrawn all know.
Easton Morgan
Erskin Semaj lewds when
Jordan Adams
Fuck you. Know what? I think I'll stay and remind you how shit you are.
Wyatt Wright
I'm not a weeb or autistic, but how can I compete with a 70 year old Sherlock Holmes? That's really not fair.
Easton Barnes
>also tarkinfagettes, please talk about the naughty things you want to do with /swco/anons Yes, please do, me and my 289 pounds of manly jiggling flesh are ready to roll, I might actually wash my hair for this, but no deodorant, that shit costs money I can use to buy ho-hos instead
Hunter Roberts
Protip: anyone who bitches and accuses someone of being from Sup Forums or somewhere else is, without question or exception, the cancer killing these threads.
Brayden Turner
I didn't buy the first one and I'm not buying the second.
Adrian Powell
I work a lot and I'm asexual so I mean
shitposting is really all I got. He's nice to look at, but god, I could never do that. Sorry to ruin your perfect image of me. I have a lot of free time, though
Andrew Gonzalez
Battlefront is a fucking great game. I'm very excited to see what they can do with a sequel that's not as rushed and already has all the engine tech in place.
Ryder Lewis
>serious response to a shitposter
Michael Butler
>only a rebellious jedi and three of the highest-ranking men in the empire know
That's not an open secret, that's top secret
Bentley Sullivan
>Battlefront 2 is announced >It's only TFA and The Last Jedi content, MAYBE the OT shit from the first one too
Michael Robinson
>makes this place great But this place isn't great. If you don't like canon or enjoy a bit of EU, you're somehow a shitposter or an asshole.
Grayson Flores
I liked Ezra's growth the latest episode: shows how Hera interacts with Ezra, teaching him how to fly like Rex teaches him how to shoot and Kanan teaches him how to Force.
It's a good display of how Ezra's becoming a competent rebel and not just a one-trick Jedi. In future episodes if we see him piloting a speeder or pulling off sick maneuvers, we can actually find it believable.
Wyatt Kelly
please kill yourselves
Chase Carter
I've played it for 400 hours and for all its potential it is a really truly outstandingly bad game
at least it allowed me to poorly shop this cool scout trooper/shoretrooper combo
Gabriel Moore
>meta shitposting
getting tired of this too, post about whatever the fuck you want this isn't reddit you shits
Jackson Gomez
...
James Rivera
Thats usually only said to people obviously shitposting with no clue what theyre talking about though.
Calling out shitposters doesn't help anybody, but you cant just pretend like there aren't actual shitposters stumbling upon the threads and trying to stir shit either
Because "see ya cucks" is definitely not shitposting at all. I'm sure he has engaged in some riveting Star Wars discussion here
Oliver Young
this episode was so pretty
Xavier Rivera
Tell him to fuck off. I like my aliens in yellow.
Christian Evans
Seconded.
Brayden Brooks
Well, it wouldn't do for Supreme Leader Snoke to not know these skills, so if course he had to learn them from somewhere.
Noah Moore
that it was
Lucas Cooper
>STILL no CW
I won't buy if there's at least not any rebels.
Dominic Morgan
Flying isn't the only thing she is teaching Ezra.
Thomas Powell
It's not, and if you genuinely thought so you would not have played 400 hours of it either. It's a fun, beautiful game that far exceeds the originals in core gameplay.
Evan Mitchell
>rape.jpg >rape >IM-FUCKING-PLYING
Ryan Anderson
Reminder:
Julian Gomez
I support this.
Anthony Sanchez
People can play bad games for tons of time
Easton Cox
I played that much for the sole reason that it was a star wars game, not that it was a good game. I needed a Star Wars fix and I got one, but it wasn't good.
Additionally, you're under the false assumption that the first two games were good.
Camden Harris
Overruled
Jose Nelson
Fake court system
Andrew Cruz
I support Trump and new canon and this shitposting triggers the fuck out of me