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I'm A Celeb Thread #2

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the state of this "lad"

Pathetic fuck can't even walk on a wobbly plank

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5096661/Coronation-Street-Bethany-Platt-lap-dancer.html

soapkino is back on the menu boys

Jack is a faggot

>Literally frozen infront of a fit toff

Absolute state of youtube

>1.5 of brits are nigger men
>put them in every show and every ad
>always paired with white women
We actually pay for this shite

>numale youtuber literally more scared that a ditzy female aristocrat

I swear that Paddington one where he looks into that mixed couple's house with that burglar Santa is pure fucking cuckoldry.

>it's lovely when you're in, I promise
b-brehs...

Toff is a little cock tease

Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by Hans Zimmer apparently

Toff is clearly hiding her powerlevel
Also
>come to the yellow box, my darling, it’s lovely when you’re in
>she’ll never say this to you

>ywn

LADS IN WANT TO GET INTO TOFFS LOVELY YELLOW BOX

>tfw /ourguy/ Ewan is banging Mary Elizabeth Winstead now

imagine that voice telling you to cum all over her face

Official Sup Forums contestant power rankings:

1. Big Man Stan
2. Vanessa White (love the Saturdays desu lads)
3. Toff
4. Fizz from Corrie
5. Jamie Lomas
6. Amir Khan
7. Rebekah Vardy
8. Dennis Wise
9. Iranian comedy woman
10. Youtube prick

Wew lad

I want to come to the yellow box with Toff

why couldnt it be shona ffs

>internet ''''''''''''''''''''celebrities''''''''''''''''''''

BJ's dad confirmed for absolute ledge

>scumbag criminal is white
>loving father is a nigger
Absolute fucking joke tbqh

The adverts this Christmas are so shit I can barely remember them but this Argos one is good because the Elf is a qt.

Wew

Wait are Shapi and Johnson not doing it?

I'll give the New Star Wars this credit, I'd have fuckin killed to get this fucker for Christmas when I was a nipper.

Interstellar is unironically a great movie tbqh.

this is a really fucking boring first episode.

>le walk 5 meters lmao

what race is this qt?

>Remember to fuck niggers girls
Pure coincidence every ad has this message

They're "doing it" in the hotel.

hahaha fucking Amir

They had to split him from the minorities in case he offended one of them

I want to ____ Toff

Molest

opinions lads

forgot about this melt

...

No bamboozle I went to school with toff , ama

like to see you do it. youd break the plank

Imagine the spike in viewers if Nige went in as one of the late arrivals.

LMAO Amir ignoring her

Stalk

stop posting your shit opinions to bait Sup Forums

Pathetic

>bursting into tears over walking a few meters

>youtube.com/watch?v=w2tW50CD6Aw
>That ridiculously sinister white man face

Lol so this mutt roastie splashes her cash on her fucking nails and posts all her details on Kikebook like the mong she is and expects us to feel sorry that her account gets nicked, she can get fucked.

when is the jungle

Burgle

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

was she cute? known slut? did you ever smell her?

Wait I haven't seen Interstellar is this still the soundtrack? It sounds like the Narnia soundtrack but slightly different.

can u give me her number ty lad

>niggers

Eh, I thought it was a vaguely man-faced Hispanic kid or some shit.

week 5

Did you ever accidentally fall in love with her so much it hurt.

>the real evil in england is the english
how fucking longer are we going to take this shit lads?

No they're mixing and matching loads of shit. Bit from the last Harry Potter film a minute ago.

what was other girls opinions on her?

(this is usually a good indicator)

twitter.com/AmirKingKhan/statuses/170049646335496192

why has Shappi got her tits out?

We need more politicians on this show desu

milf

>vanessa goes to hug amir and brushes his chin with her head

Not even the worst one.
>youtube.com/watch?v=lGIEKGJRWEo
>It's a white stranger approaches a brown girl episode

Really, who do they even think they're fooling.

Shappi's bappies hnnnnng.

Wank material. It's working on me desu

top bants in this thread

Shappi lovers are absolute headcases if I’m being honest lads

I'm reminded off that episode of Celeb Juice with Robbie off Eastenders and Keith read an interview where he said he'd sooner kill himself before going there.

As you'd expect, but shes more intelligent than you'd think because it is a good school. I don't watch made in Chelsea or anything but she's not just a dumb blonde.

Absolute state of Rebbeccas face, looks like a fucking vulcan.

answer my questions cunt

>implying you wouldn't

Who /Orville/ here? Starts December 14th on Fox UK.

It’s because /brit/ is here desu (obviously 190 nonce doesn’t count towards that)

I had a wank over Shappi about ten years ago hands off I was there first
>tfw my willy is rubbish

Fuck off Fox marketing team.

does she have nice feet

I want to watch it to spite STD cucks but I fucking hate that smug cunt Seth. Caught in 2 minds.

shappi bless lads

Vardy would be cute if not for those fucking eyebrows

dont know what the fuck it is, but it seems like shit

Classic Xmas Ad Kino lads.

Coca-Cola
youtube.com/watch?v=F9_Vz_xVjAU

M&Ms
youtube.com/watch?v=4LvTfjnEbHk

Corn Flakes feat. Santa the Nonce
youtube.com/watch?v=9aI74-YHQGY

You decide, relatively yes, no. Don't know much about her family or how she managed to get famous either, this school is nowhere near Chelsea

Shappi or Toff lads?

“Whoops”

Stanley is my man crush

>relatively yes
gone right off her now

Pretty shit scared of rats, lads.

Stanley really is a top lad

>not taking a frog and throwing it at Vardy for bantz

come on Stan

based taste

would shit myself with the frogs 2bh

Toff a cute

M8s BJs old man is going to fuck Vardys wife. You can smell it off them. Soon as the cameras are off he's going to be balls deep up her shitter.

corbyn is a cuck

NASTY BEAKS

Well it depends what you mean by slut. I just have a low threshold for "slut" because I'm a bitter virgin.