Balance of the Force

Read at your own risk.

>Title crawl and opening will be on red font much like the in the marketing, they'll do the same with 9.

>The Last Jedi refers to the knights of Ren, it does not refer to Rey or Luke.

>This and the next film are setting up a new type of galactic warriors other than the Jedi, these ones are in the middle of the light and the dark, they're being referred to as "grey Jedi" for now, Rey and Kylo will be grey Jedi,
that will bring balance to the Force.


>Luke is troubled, gets to a boiling point and attacks Rey and fights back, leaving Luke very injured.

>Luke warns Rey that she's only going to make things worse for all the people she knows and the whole galaxy, he reveals that she's a Kenobi.


>The final time we see Luke in the film is him laying down on the floor about to die looking at the sunset as the force theme plays,
he's recovered by the Resistance and taken to their base.

>Snoke tries to get Kylo to kill Leia but fails, takes it into his own hands and does the job himself


>This sends Ben into a rage and fights Snoke to death, frees Rey and tells her to escape with him, she refuses. He escapes on a ship to another corner of the galaxy.

>Rey and Ben are now war criminals in the eyes of the Resistance and The First Order. A huge war is set up.

>Rey surprisingly struggles a lot in this film, Rian dropped the Mary Sue J.J. wanted to make.

>Poe does a lot in this film and gets his own side story as he gets lost in space after a dog fight against the First Order.

>Finn does not do much in this one,
he'll definitely do more in the next one as in the end, he and Poe and Rose Tico get to the task of finding Lando in the next one.

I'll answer some questions. Bring em.

wtf is that from?

Nice LARP. I like these, so I will bite.

Luke attacks Rey, why, does he do it with his green saber? How does she beat him?

Yes. Luke has his green saber and lets Rey keep his as expected. They engage in a lightsaber duel, definetely took inspiration from ROTJ's, Rey gets in a fit of anger and starts bashing him.

Any Rey x Finn romance?

So Rey attacks him? Does she only win because he does not want to hurt her?

Is it actually decent

>Luke is troubled, gets to a boiling point and attacks Rey and fights back, leaving Luke very injured.

>Rey surprisingly struggles a lot in this film, Rian dropped the Mary Sue J.J. wanted to make.

>liking Star Wars
Your beloved "franchise" is crying, bleeding, twitching on the ground after being beaten up and raped by Lucas and JJ repetedly for decades. Let it die.

Luke is the one that starts to fight her, Rey just gains an advantage in the end thanks to her new powers.

No Rey x Finn romance. Finn mostly interacts with Rose Tico in this one. There's some trnsion between Rey and Ben near the end though.

Much, MUCH better than VII and RO. I found it on par with IV

So why does Luke start to fight her. How is Rey not a Mary Sue if she beats him?

fucking fake
at least try when you write your shitty fanfiction

>No Rey x Finn romance.
ANNNNNNNND you're a LARPer
That was a test, and you failed

Ben goes to another corner of the galaxy.

Where does Rey go? If she refuses to go with him.

Tension builds up between him and Rey and not in a good way, they way they look at the force and their current situation is very different and it gets to a point where Luke starts threating her and that there are greater threats that she can't even imagine.

The fight takes a while, she wins but she's not a Mary Sue for winning, she fails multiple tests that Luke gives her and it all goes to shit for her when the First Order and the Resistance want to hunt her down.

wow its like you people forget that when you get close to the dark side you get some power boost

What do you mean, you people?

>T.Mad cosplayer SJW that got BTFO

Grey Jedi were canon before Disney took over you retard, stop acting as if it’s new

Please stop posting these retarded fake cosplay inter-racial porn fantasies of yours, junior....

Nobody buys your stupid shit...

"""people"""

do they turn luke into an asshole

thats fucking stupid that she can beat luke, the kenobi bloodline is nowhere near the skywalkers... wait god fucking dammit she uses the high ground doesnt she

>The Last Jedi refers to the knights of Ren, it does not refer to Rey or Luke.
fun fact, this is likely true. the original title was "The Last Knight" -- which was canned when transformers came out with the same title earlier in the year

>he reveals that she's a Kenobi.
>not a Palpatine

you had one job

>cosplay
Keep telling yourselves that. Google it, if you don't believe me.

So Luke is presented as wrong then. If he does not beleive in the Dark Side why is he threatening her?

C'mon 'Lando' I want your story to be consistent, we can do better!

Rey goes back to hide in Ahch-To. In the end she discovers something inside the tree but we don't get to see it.

Speaking of the tree, that whole leak that stated that's where the force originates from is bullshit.

What do the knights of Ren do in the movie?

no leakage of screenshots/webms, no care
RP somewhere else

So Rey doesn't really do much this film?

Apart from training with Luke.
Going to Luke.
And then going into hiding.

Who are her parents OP?

So, stuff happens, but nothing happens because we're still stuck in this fucking timeline. 3 trilogies of the same fucking people.

>the absolute state of cucks and niggers upon realizing that Finn will never get his shrimp dick nrar Rey
Reys virgin pussy is for Bens whitezilla

It's already confirmed that Iden and Del are her parents, white boy

We see them in a dream Luke has, and briefly when he explains his exile to Rey. We see them kill children and smash buildings, they leave Luke completely fucked and assumed he was dead.

There's literally a scene in the trailer where Rey tells Kylo she's struggling and needs someone to show her how to deal with her place in all this and then she takes Kylo's hand. This is pure LARP bullshit.

The one where Rey is killed by the KoR and Luke goes apeshit and saber massacres them was better.

>he actually thinks some shitty EA game has a bearing on the movies

You didn't even try.

wow its like we forget that a fucking scavenger who is supposedly a KENOBI could ever beat a fucking SKYWALKER

no it hasnt Sup Forumsirgin

>confirmed
It's *speculated* just like how people speculated that Snoke was literally anything but a new character

high ground confirmed

Disney insider here.

I got 100% real leaks


Nothing important will happen
The movie will be realy fucking boring
it iwll end in a clifhanger to set up the next movie
its just a fucking giant comercial to sell toys

>There's literally a scene in the trailer where Rey tells Kylo she's struggling and needs someone to show her how to deal with her place in all this and then she takes Kylo's hand.

They were very misleading in marketing.

>clearly looking downwards
It's over Luke.

How is Rey a Kenobi?

You say Finn isn't in it much, yet he and Rose are the leads in the second largest plot of the movie. Care to elaborate?

>this much anger about fictional characters played by actors with active sex lives
it only gets worse, stop while you’re ahead

You are so insufferable...it was a fake photo shoot to make all the SJW like you cream in their panties...

It makes sense if Rey is a Palpatine. His screech is heard during the new trailer, she fought Kylo with the same form Sheev used against Mace Windu using the point of her lightsaber, and her strength in using the dark side of the force all points to it

They're not doing a very good job selling toys of new shit.

Zoophilia?

Not in the movies = not canon even before Disney. EU was always tertiary canon.

the stores are not making a good job. Disney is selling the toys like hotcakes

Are you kidding? This Porg shit is already selling like crack.

They had to come up with something new because no one wanted to by Finn's action figure.

>eating EA marketing

You are so retarded holy shit.

Shit's fake as fuck bruh, all these leaks focus on Rey and Kylo but have nothing about Dern or del Toro's characters.

>This Porg shit is already selling like crack

I never say anyone ever buying one.

>Kenobi
>Implying it won't be palpatine

The opening crawl of TFA literally lists Luke as the last Jedi try harder with your fanfiction next time

OP's larpfiction is probably still better than the real thing.

"Rian drops the Mary Sue J.J wanted to make" but she apparently almost kills Luke...fuck off out of here OP

Why would there be more Kenobi jedi running around? Obi-wan wasn't stupid like Anakin and the type to give up celibacy.

>Rey
>Virgin

Obi Wan whapped it up the Queen of the Mandalorians

>Every spoiler here is implausible as fuck
Are you even trying??... if you're going to try and spread fake spoilers around, can you at the very least put more then 10 minuets of work into it

>ignore kenobi defeated punished skywalker.

>>Poe does a lot in this film and gets his own side story as he gets lost in space after a dog fight against the First Order.
>>Finn does not do much in this one,
>he'll definitely do more in the next one as in the end, he and Poe and Rose Tico get to the task of finding Lando in the next one.
can't these foreigners just fuck off?

I really just want Obi wan and Yoda to show up. I know it's fan service but I want to see the force ghosts

>Title crawl and opening will be on red font much like the in the marketing, they'll do the same with 9.

pretty sure rian tweeted out a blurry pic of the title when they were editing and it was yellow.

This entire posts demonstrates how little you know about Star Wars, are you a Disney Exec or something?

Rey got the high ground

Does Anakin appear as a force ghost?

>>Rey surprisingly struggles a lot in this film, Rian dropped the Mary Sue J.J. wanted to make.
And yet she can beat luke after learning the force is real a week ago. Fuck disney.

why do they search lando?

Literally trained as a child

Then explain official translations localizing "Last Jedi" as plural, faggot. It's not referring just to Luke.

How would she know any forms you fucking queer

Lmfao. A little fucking toddler. You're a retarded cock sucker.

Nah, giant sloth

>you will never see the younglings flipping out like yoda in ep2 and killing dark jedi

>>Luke is troubled, gets to a boiling point and attacks Rey and fights back, leaving Luke very injured.
>>Rey surprisingly struggles a lot in this film, Rian dropped the Mary Sue J.J. wanted to make.
kek

According to nu wars fags if one of these kids had a tantrum they could eaily kill yoda

>b-but Kylo was injured
>now Marey Sue can beat Luke Skywalker single handedly with the same amount of training(none) that she had when she fought Kylo
Imagine if Luke fought Darth Vader in A New Hope, won, and then taken his the wheel from Han Solo and blew up the Death Star by himself right there and then. On Hoth, he fights the Wampa and kills it with the force, picks up his lightsaber and it gives him a vision to go to Yoda. Then fought Yoda in a lightsaber duel and won, and then lifted his X-wing out the swamp by himself and then left. With Yoda in a pool of his own blood. This is our likable hero. This is the path Rey is going down. Fuck Nuwars.

How many kids did they lose to these tiny lightsabers?

IIRC they were neutered little training sabers that just gave you a slight shock or burn.

So, Lando, elaborate about Kylo/Rey tension.

How does the Kylo vs Rey & Luke fight play out?

What happens on Crait? Why is everyone there?

What goes down in Snoke's throne room?

Who is Snoke? What's he want?

What do people gain from making up these stories on the internet. Is it because they are lonely?

You literally can't know in any way possible that episode 9 will also utilize the red font
Confirmed fucking fake you disgusting LARP attention whore

Fake rian confirmed the last Jedi refers to luke

If this is fake it seems pretty high-quality; I would expect anything else would only be *as good or worse* compared to this story structure.

Who the fuck is Ben?

Ben?

Finn finds Lando

Topjej

>actual character development on Ben and Rey

too good to be true

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Will the Yuuzhan Vong appear?

Retard detected

dead meme

good meme

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