ITT: We Cavepost

Me think 10,016 BC good year for us.

Marble make no good rock carving, focus too much on appeal to berry-pickers. female Mightor no make sense. but BC make new story with old Sun-Man. Man of Bats carved like neanderthal, no use smart to only club villain. Me wonder why he no rape painted fool

Boy-who's-ten-sisters-all-live is good cave painting. Me hear it for berry-pickers but me know it good cave painting for hunters like me. Many Two-Leg Animal Tribe good as well, but me no know if Rabbit and Fox can really make hunters together. That said, me think it was better than Moana, ocean sci-fi no deserve award for being good cave painting, not realistic.

Sun-man fights Man of Bats was disappointing campfire dance-story. BC can make good dance-story, but tribe of rabbit brothers no let them. they use Chief Snyder. Snyder no good hunter, he try to hunt with axe and hack. Marble's Feige better, he know he need to carry spear and have point. Captain Caveman: Tribal Dispute was GOOD dance-story, and every dancer had good dance. Me am mad that Shaman Strange could not find real Eastern-tribesman or at least paint normal-man's face yellow, but Silly-Name did good job at dancing, and decorations feel like me ate rare mushroom.

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New Fox dance, Old Wild Man, surprisingly enjoyable. Little girl and old man good dances.

BC painting of Normal Modern Family makes me laugh with relatable scenarios.

Ugg, Normal Modern family am best rock carved today, sad no one look at it

Why they keep rebooting cave paintings? Old Powerrock Girls better! New cave painting have too many errors!

Me chuck spear at self if they reboot Dexter's Cave next!

Fox-and-Rabbit story was good but me no see why it was good enough to be rewarded at Gold Man celebration. Moon Boy story about family much better. Tells story in unique way not many use. Make me think it just like cave painting but it actually carved rock figures.

Me also like Red Turtle story too.

Ugh.

Me am DC superior to BC.

Try and fight me about it.

Repaints of cave paintings make shiny. People am like old paintings.

In past, few paintings, each painting easy to remember, distinct. Today, many paintings, hard to tell apart, colors run together. Old paintings already in head, use old paintings to get shines. Simple, good when drawn well, painful when draw bad.

Local Hastings gone after shiftless hunter-gatherers get bored, now have no more Local Rock Store in town.

Moon Boy was probably best, uga. But it never win Golden man, Golden-Man tribe only give award for whole-tribe pleasing, not for knowing Shaman who make good dance few in tribe see or understand

Me know. Me just wish Golden Man tribe would treat cave painting, shadow shape, and carved statue stories with same respect as tribe dance or voice stories. Me never listen to most of the 'best tribe tale' stories tribe rewards every cold-time.

Me was surprised Beauty and Beastman was chosen as possible 'best tribe tale' though. That cave painting very good. Me hear tribe made dance after cave painting. Me not sure if it as good as painting. Beastman look more man, less beast in dance.

Ugg, berrypeicker can only attach so many hides in a costume for one man. Will never look as good as cave-painting
Great Hunter in dance-story no danced by man who look like hunter tho, me think it will be very bad, no look real

guys did you hear?

tribe next door have been moving big rocks all day, bunch of pebble heads!

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Great Hunter somehow look more real in painting than dance, uga. Make me sad. Tribe must not have hunter in tribe that can be like Great Hunter. Me not surprised. Mouse tribe make great cave paintings but tribe is all berry-picker.

What about when Mouse tribe has Marble Campfire-dance?

Me broke Fifteenth Sacred Rules of 4 Leaf Clovered Tribe For Belly-laughs.Me praise Kek divinity

You also like Dinosaur-Who-No-eat-Children

Chuck your own spear at yourself,man-lover.Oog

Everyone know Marble Tribe was own Tribe until Mouse Tribe offer shiny and food for Marble cave paintings when Marble hunters need help for food. Marble Hunters few but they look like hunter at least.

Me wonder why Mouse Tribe no get Marble Hunter to be Great Hunter. Make no sense. Me think Skyflash God would make good Great Hunter in Beauty and Beastman dance. At least he look strong like Great Hunter. Just need dark hair instead sun hair.

Ug, Mightor Dancer am good, but me Think Mous-tribe stuck in seeing that dancing like dexterous berrypicker am more important than looking like Hunter...also, they make dancers sing when dance, instead of just having designated drummer off to side.
Can Mightor dancer Sing while dance?

Oog.Too many discussion about Little Boy and Rock People from the Sky lately

Do you like boy-whos-ten-sisters-all-live discussion?

Me think that cave painting make young want be berry picker than hunter. There no monster hunt in paintings anymore. Everything all about Rock People and stupid eye-water. Even strong Hunter Rock Person get eye water before changing into Rock Monster too.

Me no let young see cave paintings anymore. Me not have berrypicker for son.

Do you let him look at Good tribe: fighting? it am good show, despite "these HUNTERS are your friend?" meme

No more cave paintings with Neaderthal women with subneaderthal men. Cave jews can't keep getting away this.

Me not sure what you talk, unga.

But me just had son see old cave paintings of Hunter-Trying-to-Go-to-Before-And-Change-Now. Me thought he was good hero. Strong and brave Hunter trying to kill dark shape-change monster and save tribes so good.

Me am excited story continue by same cave painter after so long. Cave open to see in few sunrises!

BC is better than Marble

Man that is Above Average can kill Man that Throw Hammer than make Big Boom.

Not know what is "Jew," sound like long-nose tribe plan to me.

UNGA BUNGA ROCKSTOP

wrong slate

Any ore essential Cavecore?

>Me wonder why he no rape painted fool

Me no think painted fool's paint deserve Gold Man celebration

Me wonder when steven flatearth and his sexy rock sisters will get good again. The dance is now duller then a neanderthals arrow

Whose else collect THICC figure?

Ugh!

You all read caveshit.

Read superior painting by Tribe-from-across-Great-Water.

It realistic, slice-of-life, identifiable - speak to spirit.

But it hard to find singer able to understand across-Great-Water words, and Tribe-from-Across-Great-Water only make new song-dance once every ten hunting seasons.

Old Wild Man so good! Best campfire dance since before snows fell!

Need more fight. More story too. Too much eye-water, too much Beach Tribe. Brown girl who want be hunter am good, though.

No BC Cave-Boy-With-Axe? You berrypicker.

ME NO LIKE FEMALE ROCK SHAMANS

WHAT NEXT FEMALE HUNTER AND TRIBE LEADER TOO?

Me Dark-Colored fellow Hunter...

gotta get back

back to past

primordial jack

SMALL HORSE

UGGA

>not back to future
Neanderthal dino doo doo get off me board

Ho, Hunters, what go on this cave...?

>future

get off my slate, bum spearman

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WORST HORSE GET OUT ME CAVE HORSE OF MAGIC IS BEST HORSE

Ung, Ungg, and Unngi is best cave painting. Journey for mouth rocks very fun! And meme wood is great too

Me find berrypicker wearing strange skins!

Me so excite me forget cave-painting!

Which superior Marble or BC? Obviousl it's DC with their callbacks to the Golden sun god era

Me atleast live off dino skin welfare, man who wtachs others fuck mate

No need get personal; /cave/ is warm fuzzy feeling me no can explain.

WHO HUNTER BEAT BENDIS WITH ROCK?!?

ORANGE BALL GOD NEED SACRIFICE.

SACRIFICE SLOTT TOO FOR BAD SPIDER-HUNTER!

Anyone her about great Gerald our God

Help /cave/, me idol green meme rock is only thing worth in long day how me get to summon love demon in her form? Me too poor to ask local shamman

Mmh.

Good.

Me like em THICC.

...

Good things.

Me like this cave.

Oog, this blueberry slate

CHIEFS

BEAST-FETISH!

...Me not into fur-things.

UMGOWA! JUNGLE-CHIEF MUCH LIKE!

Not even have hair on her shoulders.

0/ugg

Do what me do: find berry-picker boy, paint with green berry juices, take to cave.

Am good.

>mfw cave crickets are still using rocks to draw
>mfw not using superior eastern picture scrolls

Absolutely jewden.png

I bet your women dont even wear fake hair.

BC tribe try to hard to copy Marble tribe, but too late. Can't save BC.

When waters rise, BC drown first.

So you amm saying to mate with a trapper? Mmmh, my sex stick is rocks

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

FAKE-HAIRS GET OUT

Them look sick with jawhn-dooche yellow death. Get them to shaman!

Ha ha ha!

Giant snake will leave you in the water. Snake too hard to ride.

Enjoy swim, funny hats.

Ugg me am able to create red water from nothing. Me am able to control red water with stick

Some BC good, some Marble good -- take cave-painting dungposting and leave/cave/ now!

>Everyone know red water not real

Ugg, me no like sci-fi

YOU LEAVE /CAVE/

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

How do me properly show love to jenny the teenage walking metal person?

>my aryan face when nubians can draw only sideways

Why am slantey eyed cave drawings so much better?

Show her big "club"...

If you known what me saying.

East men stupid. they think animal for live with not for eat. they think wife for letting priest fuck, not or fucking self. they think shiny rocks better then normal rocks. they accidently made tent to heavy to carry and just pretend they do it on purpose. they starve because too dumb to follow buffalo. they whip cave-painter to make bad cave-painting, say they have more but they all the same.

sad, but they no make good art

>not enjoying the superior form of art, cuneiform script
>dum slice of life instead of adventures of MANLY heroes like Gilgamesh

Am not see slanty eyes. See river dinosaur eating girl's butt. Me go help, maybe snu snu as reward. Berry picker can have girl child. Me hear they like that.

What an gilgameshs best stand?

You go too far! No control nature!

runes are for peniseaters real man hunter only look at drawing

Stands only come in when the focus switches to Ashurbanipal, you fucking neanderthal

You shut you foodhole. Little girls make ugg go hnng

>line-tablet speak with voice of hero
Is dumb. Clay can not speak. Go back to

>not enjoying stories which perfectly balance epic adventures and slice of life like Ramayana

>move big rocks

Unga, dumber than glyptodont!

Unga, that good magic!

Munga, you lotus-eater and pederast!

Ugg go and stay go!

WE

AM UNGA SHINY ROCK

WE ALWAYS SAVE DAY

AND IF YOU THINK WE NOT

WE ALWAYS FIND WAY

THAT WHY PEOPLE OF THIS TRIBE

WORSHIP

DARK RED SHINY ROCK

FAT PURPLE SHINY ROCK

AND WHITE SHINY ROCK

AND EATS-GOOD HUNTER WITH PINK SHINY ROCK

Unga, me hear water bird re-sandal shadow-play is being done.

Dirt-move Metal Man am too cavemanlet to beat Many-rocks Water Dodo, Deathbattle shadow-plays are bunga

Me no give you mushy food with hand. To prove you are real hunter, go walk to Pa, the healer shaman.

LIFE AM LIKE BIG SCARY STORM
HERE IN
BIRD CAVE
FAST ROCKS, SUNLIGHT, FALLING LEAF
IT A
BIRD BLUR

>they accidently made tent to heavy to carry and just pretend they do it on purpose

me laughed with big noise

it funny because true