Force Awakens

>Force Awakens
>Rogue One
>Last Jedi

So that's 3 films already (equivalent to the OT or PT) and they still haven't made anything interesting, memorable, or substantive. Why is Disney Star Wars so shit?

How can you talk about things you can't remember?

All star wars is shit retard

Vader melee in Rogue One was pretty memorable desu

There was nothing interesting about the original three either

Please tell me how the last Jedi ends

Why does Sup Forums only talk about kids movies?

boba fett

The only risks Disney are willing to take in films/tv is throwing a fag or tranny in as a character. And that's not even really a risk because the media will shill for them endlessly on that front.

Selling your series to Disney is a fate worse than death, they literally will just use it to pump out endlessly mediocre films until the money dries up.

Why'd you do it George... ;_;

But the original trilogy doesn't take any risks either. It's a cookie cutter adventure/hero story.

Wow disneyshills are desperate

It even has incest man

interracial orgy (with Porgs!)

As far as I'm concerned, all the Star Wars movies are the same brand of shit.

Good question. Why?

Rogue One had tons of new and interesting designs for ships, aliens, and world's. It's way more original than TFA which is pretty sad considering it takes place a fewhile hours before A New Hope while TFA takes place 20 years after the OT

You literally know shit about everything behind Star Wars production. George went through a nightmare to make New Hope.

That's great and all but it doesn't change the fact that it's a fairly generic narrative

Yet Rogue One is the movie with flat, uninteresting characters that exists only to explain why the Death Star had an exhaust port and shoves in CGI characters from the OT to pander because the movie has nothing substantial of its own to offer

yeah I guess if you like writing wookiepedia articles about ships and planets it's good, but normal people found it forgettable at best

George deserves a lot of credit for going through the nightmarish production of ANH and trucking on despite everyone saying he would fail, but that doesn't mean Star Wars was original when it's literally just a mishmash of shit he liked as a kid

Star Wars is just a remix of adventure serials from the 40's and 50's, World War II dogfighting movies and Akira Kurosawa films.

Yeah Rogue one has its problems but you can at least tell they put much more thought into the look of everything than JJ.

It's more like the culmination of an effort started in an unfinished story arc of the CG Clone Wars to expand on the story of the Death Star's construction and making the Empire's efforts to build the thing about as destructive as the final product between raiding holy sites for Kyber material so Sheev can build something like the Sith did in their glory years or genociding the Geonosians after they had constructed most of the basic structure in a "Dead Men Tell No Tales" secrecy effort.

Of course, all this effort of Death Star backstorying seems to get a little deflated when you have your big finish to this story thread come out right after a movie that treated a "Super Death Star" as a complete joke that only exists to be a Galactic Reset Button and then get immediately disposed of

kys pleb.

star wars was a dumb children's adventure movie. it never needed a single sequel let alone 2, or 5, or 8, or 11

if you care about star wars you are a fucking idiot

Daily reminder that George Lucas did nothing wrong.

Daily reminder that this is what you fags deserve for hating him and the prequels

Talent

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