Confess

Confess

I only come to this shithole for the memes and celebrity gossip.

I have a big dick

Why is Father Pepe fat?

Ok.

My name is marcellius child.
forgiven

My life is shit.
I can't keep up with everything. i feel that the world keeps moving on while I get left behind.
I have a massive backlog of vidya, anime, movies, books, sports, etc but no motivation to work on them.
I'm getting fatter by the day and have no motivation to go to the gym.
I'm falling behind on politics too and my entire lifestyle is being threatened. I'm going to Uni next year while I was living like a nest for almost 2 years
Help

I tell myself I'll get around to watching Godard, Tarkovsky etc. but the truth is I don't have the attention span and I'll just go back to 80s/90s mystery horror films again

i hate and am envious of you because of your big dick

repent my child
forgiven
let go of envy

Go back to /fat/

Sometimes i pretend to be from pol, co, a, or mu just to shitpost threads

I watch old european movies with naked little girls in it.

I like old movies. Like The Godfather....
...3

I make fun of other people's insecurities as a way to cope with my own.

i pretend to not like lame teen movies but i actually love them

I never accomplish anything and I work a shit job and I never try to better myself in any way and I never meet new people and I'm 27

for example?

I haven't seen The Godfather Part 2 and it's not even on my list at this point.

I think Vera Faminga is hot as fuck in Bates Motel and if she was my mom and acted like that I would probably be super fucked up too.

I thought Son of Zorn was brilliant and was pretty pissed when it got cancelled.

post alice butt

I have abandoned my wife's son.

where are you from pussy

Madicken.

Father I just want to roll up a fatty and smoking it

forgiven

Forgiven. Patrician taste in women

I'm anorexic and I'm a man

I literally only force myself to eat when my stomach starts aching

Teenage cinematic universe is the next stage.

I frequently shitpost about films I haven't seen.
Sometimes I pretend I'm a patrician who loves old foreign arthouse films but the truth is I mainly love American films of the 70s-90s.

I haven't enjoyed a real movie I chose to watch on my own normally in probably ~17 years.

I am no longer capable of sincerity

Tombstone was a fucking stupid movie

I want to murder someone with my bare hands before I die. If I do, I'll blame it on rap music and black cinema after declaring myself a transracialist.

I liked Ghostbusters 2016

I keep checking on this place even though it barely even amuses me anymore, all because Ive wasted so much time in it that I dont really know better.

I literally can’t remember the last time I went to the theatre.

I thought Back to the Future 1 and 2 were pretty stupid and annoying.

I haven't enjoyed anything in over a decade.

kek'd

I only watch anime for fanservice and eroticism and don’t care whatsoever about anime that tries to think it’s actually ‘deep’ or insightful or cares about its story like it matters

I have several copypastas I post on various boards in threads like these. My opinions really seem to provoke extreme reactions from people, and I have a massive folder of all the posts telling me to kill myself and the like. I'm totally starved for attention.

Also, I unironically enjoyed the recent Power Rangers movie.

Oh i remember now.
It was A train for Busan.
And it was utter shit. And I like a lot Korean movies. Why do people love this memery?

i love living vicariously through schlocky romance movies and anime

there's still time bro

let's pull ourselves together

Same, although I prefer reading and writing romance fiction. There's absolutely zero possibility of me ever getting a girlfriend, so I use them as a surrogate.

I bought a pass

I play at least 20 different characters on the roleplaying game that is Sup Forums

>betraying your 2d waifu with 3d.

I only come here for the Pepe threads with the overused movie tropes

I'm going to go see The Last Jedi in theatres for my birthday this year.

I have never seen Lost and I think Jennifer Aniston is hideous.

I come here for the cunny threads.

I browse Sup Forums all day and all I'm here for is cunny threads, father

Father marcelilus touched me and I liked it.

>I have never seen Lost
Just watch Season 1 2 & maybe 3
Don't bother with the rest

D-dullposter?

I hate 2001 space Odyssey

I post obvious bait in order to get Sup Forumstards to derail threads I don't like

I spent my entire time online, learned english on Sup Forums, I work from home and I have little contact with people irl, sometimes I actually forget words in my mother tongue.

I can appreciate the effects and all, but the movie does nothing for me as well.

whats your mother tongue

I'm the same, but I talk to myself in my mother tongue all the time so it works out. Also, I have to skype for work.

br portuguese.

ethnicity of the men behind these posts - white

I don't like Christopher Nolan movies except Interstellar.
I don't like anything by Tarantino but I have to admit he does beautiful cinematography.

thoughts on salazar

Well I do hope there are no negroes in this thread, thanks for looking out for us lad

h-how do you know?

Jokes on you I'm black and I want to fuck cute white blonde little girls.

My neighbor got in a fight with her partner. Both left the apartment and forgot to close the door. I went in and stole her underwear.

Haha and I'm white and he didn't call me out We're not that different after all you and I

I'm not gay but I have a folder of this guy. I haven't even played a RE game before

true post

I sniffed the panties of my cute little cousin once.

I'm addicted to etizolam.

i dont know if i can prepare baked beans on a pan or do i need to use a pot

I hope she wasn't underage, you perv.

why nigs always chase blondes

y-yeah, about that.

>I'm falling behind on politics

Why is it that the biggest losers are so preoccupied with politics? Almost every successful and happy person I've met couldn't care less about politics because they were too busy living their own productive life

You know they are literally built for the BBC.

I almost never come here anymore cause Sup Forums leaking fucking waterfalls here is just too cancerous.

Ummm excuse me?? He did say he's falling behind on politics, so we know that he's a successful and happy person. I hope never post here again. We don't need your toxic opinions here

off you go, niggerfaggotcuck

...

alkohol

>niggerfaggotcuck
nah, i am jew

I have wasted 22 years of my life and who knows how many more I will waste before I kill myself.

can i be your shabbas goy

>I'm going to Uni next year while I was living like a nest for almost 2 years
great :) thats progress mate just focus on that on your own pace

>I'm falling behind on politics too
no problem at all
>I can't keep up with everything
nobody can. just focus on a single thing to not get overwhelmed

Not if you're a nigger

I'm not white

i am half irish half chinese

My carefully managed facade of a person's actually breaks apart easily showing how autistic I really am. Perhaps it's vain to keep doing it but getting rejected by people I want to hang out with and make friends with is terrifying to me now.

Also I used to pretend I watched movies and books I just read the Wikipedia for.

Average Chrisposter right here. Worse than a waifufag.

Begone, heathen

>half chinese
Ah, well. Better luck next life, goy

I'm just here for the (You)s

The (You)s make me feel alive!!!

I love capeshit movies, Marvel and DC.