Would that old Rebirth magic work on Bendis?

Alternatively: Would you like to see him write Batman?

I want early Marvel Zombies but DC

No, thank you. Keep your fat fuck man baby.

No
Fuck you for even suggesting that

Bendis will just get hyper attached to Duke and make him Batman

Unless they lock Bendis in the company gym and don't let him out until he's fit, keep Bendis away from DC

Bendis was great and ultimately ruined by the Marvel environment. He could get a bat title as long as it's not the main one.

I'd give him a shot.

I'd read a Bendis-written Gotham Central comic.

Bendis being asked to write so many straight White males as the Batfamily contains would be like watching a train wreck.

>Bendis will just get hyper attached to Duke and make him Batman

No.
Bendis will exagerate Duke's feature and either kill him off or write him off.
He would do the same for Batwing.

He would fixate in a tertiary character and it would be as important as any of the Robins.

He would THEN create a character and push it to become Batman so he can get royalty checks in the mail.

Based.

No, get Bendis as far away from Rebirth

/ourguy/

>Would that old Rebirth magic work on Bendis?
It would require him to acknowledge the work and characterisation of other writers, so probably not
>spoiler
Absolutely not, see above

Jesus christ no

Fuck no

I imagine he'd quit before the first issue comes out because he'd have editors not bending over backwards for him.

Is there a character Marvel fans are willing to stick him on forever and no one would care?

Writing Batman would imply he'd be doing it under editors who do kinda sorta give a damn, so I wouldn't immediately be opposed to it.

But whoever said Gotham Central has the right idea.

Bendis never replaced Daredevil with any black guy or whatever.

I would love to see Bendis and Snyder Batman, within half a year Duke will be made Batman, Damian will tell him that he's far better than Bruce ever was, Harper will become the new Batwoman and fans will eat it up saying that it's the best thing ever. Yeah, I want this to happen. If only for people to understand just how awful Bendis is.

Honestly, I'd like to see what Bendis could come up with purely for curiosities sake. If it's shit, they can always boot him off.

>Gotham Central

>If it's shit, they can always boot him off
After the damage is done though

Bendis is a known male feminist, the only way a rebirth will happen let alone work would be to get rid of him and his ilk.

No, he burned that bridge years ago and I'd like to think that DC is aware of his habits to not not even consider it. That, and Marvel owns his ass literally and figuratively. He's never gonna leave Marvel unless someone convinces him he's good enough to start from scratch.