What does he have that we don't have, boys?

what does he have that we don't have, boys?

Good looks, talent and a big schlanger?

superior aussie genes

know your place americuck

height, frame, money, social status, looks.

just about everything really

>talent
try again

A slutty AIDS riddled gf

damn if only I were an aussie chad I could get a used up coke whore like Miley Cyrus

low standards?

that was just an act

miley is pure and innocent

she's a sweet country gal, trust me i know

>YWN make it in the industry with your teenage waifu

oh shiiiiiiet

>Dating a literal whore

Are all Aussies cucks?

>I was only acting when I was sucking black cocks

Why would the chad date this slutty, degenerate whore?

Literally nothing that I don’t have. I made out with Miley when he was dating him the first time.

Get cucked Liam.

because she's arguably the most beautiful and talented woman on the planet?

A publicist

Aussie genes are just bong genes

>because she's arguably the most beautiful and talented woman on the planet?
???

>Could date virtually any girl he wants
>Picks a known coke fiend whore
The only explanation for this is it's a publicity thing

would rather fuck liam than miley, absolutely no homo

A life

He's not wearing hockey pads

Or he's a male gold digger.

A gf that pisses on the floor and let others take pictures while doing it.

>tfw no crazy slutty STD-positive gf with small tits, feminist attitude and history of coal-burning why even live

i laughed

hey look it's Chad & Stacey in real life, except in this case Stacey spent a couple years "exploring herself" by getting fucked 1000 times by random black rappers.

Well, 2/3.

Straya was a Great Britain prison, some people could choose between death sentence or lifetime in strays. They have hundreds of criminals in blood.

From 50 most important historical building in stray, 47 are old prisons.

Anyway they feel like really nice people.