JUSTICE LEAGUE: Joss Whedon's additions

Admit it, Sup Forums. He saved the movie.

>Superman's cellphone recording.
>The "Believer" exchange between Wonder Woman and the terrorist.
>Minor dialogue additions when Batman attempts to recruit Aquaman ("Global warming / I don't mind if the ocean rises").
>Batman and Wonder Woman discussing the nature of the Mother Boxes on the lakeside cabin while Cyborg observes them.
>The Flash's brunch gag.
>Minor dialogue additions in the sewer battle ("He's actually pretty tall...", "I didn't bring a sword")
>Batman encouraging Flash to save one person.
>Flash faceplanting Wonder Woman.
>Batman and Alfred talking about Superman.
>Batman mentioning Steve Trevor to rile up Wonder Woman.
>The "Do you bleed" exchange.
>Wonder Woman resetting Batman's shoulder.
>Martha reuniting with Clark.
>The "I believe in truth" exchange between Superman and Steppwnwolf.
>The "I don't not like you" exchange between Batman and Superman.
>Superman helping Flash evacuate the village.
>Superman helping Cyborg separate the Mother Boxes.
>The interludes with the Russian family.
>Superman freezing Steppenwolf's axe.
>Steppenwolf being swarmed by his own Parademons and disintegrated by the boom tube.
>Wonder Woman preventing a robbery in London in the end montage.
>The Superman/Flash race.

>lets have the kryptonian ship still sit in Metropolis for months after the incident in BvS
>Throw in some awkward quips
>Remove a majority of Cyborg's scenes ruining what Snyder described to be the "heart" of Justice League.
Only good thing that Whedon did was Batman mentoring Flash, but that's thanks to Battfleck carrying the weight of an experienced Batman who's mentored all sorts of orphaned children.

90% of Cyborg's deleted scenes were just exposition and sequel baiting.

But couldn't outdo Snyder's best scene.

And literally everything you listed happens to be the parts of the film that were total dogshit. That's what kills me. I distinctly remember watching the scenes you're talking about in the theater, and hating every moment of them.

Whedon might not have saved the movie, but he saved Superman.

I guess we'll never know

>>The "I don't not like you" exchange between Batman and Superman.
Gay. Ass. Fuck.

Well apparently before Whedon came on board it was "unwatchable". I still think it was a dick move for the WB execs to kill Snyder's daughter and stage it as a suicide to get Snyder off the project.

because what we got wasn't unwatchable.
god WB are a bunch of old, pedophile faggots.

>Lois: What was it like... Coming back (from the dead)?
>Clark: Itchy. To be honest... it was weird... In. So. Many. Ways.

I legit hated almost every addition by Whedon
Im not a Snyder fanboy I just hate this cunts direct to tv unfunny style.
I think i was the only person in the theater who thought The Avengers was trashy meh when i first watched it

I can't believe DCucks would rather have the 17% rotten tomatoes 3 hours of shit Zack Snyder cut than the 40% passable mess that is Joss Whedon's cut?

We already do.

At this pace, it's going to be lower than BvS if this shit keeps up despite critics saying how this movie is going the "right direction." Justice League is just Age of Ultron with DC costumes. Atleast with Snyder it would be shit for different reasons and not what seems to be critics getting a boner for rating it shit for it's attempt to imitate Avengers despite the years these assholes been crying for DC to "learn a thing or 2 from Marvel Entertainment."

Hilariously I've been reading 3/5 and 4/5 reviews and the score is they still give it a rotten. Interesting.

The kid voices in the cellphone footage bit where like nails on a chalkboard, how could anyone like that? Also the fucking retarded folk wisdom Superman is spewing makes me long for mostly silent Snyder Superman.

Snyder's cut atleast made bank. Whedon was suppose to be the golden goose, and yet somehow made the movie worse.

>Superman cellphone recording
Copied the shitty Spiderman movie from summer that did the same thing
>Wonder Woman and the terrorist
that scene looked like actual ass which is a miracle to find in a movie with Gadot in it
>global warming line
Great, so now Batman's an eco-hipster
>Flash's brunch gag
that was autistic and shit
>sewer battle dialogue
SUCKED DICK WHY DID HE REMOVE SNYDER'S "My turn" LINE?!??!
>tit faceplant
Also what tits
>Do you bleed exchange
Yet again, it was shit
>I believe in truth
read my above statement
>I don't not like you
They cut the fucking line early so he doesn't even say that, also it was shit
>Russian family
ripped right out of Age of Ultron
>Steppenwolf+parademons+boom tube
a cheap excuse to end the film on a blue sky laser because Whedon is a hack
>the race
I T W A S S H I T

SEETHING
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I just don't get the "It wasn't that bad" comment like DCTards have suddenly changed tune from "We are fine intellects" to "GOD SO WHAT THEY QUIPPED IT WAS FUN"

>and sequel baiting.
That's all BvS was, so who the fuck even cares

>>Superman's cellphone recording.
good
>>The "Believer" exchange between Wonder Woman and the terrorist.
weak
>>Minor dialogue additions when Batman attempts to recruit Aquaman ("Global warming / I don't mind if the ocean rises").
utter shit
>>Batman and Wonder Woman discussing the nature of the Mother Boxes on the lakeside cabin while Cyborg observes them.
a decent effort but a miss
>>The Flash's brunch gag.
his worst gag
>>Minor dialogue additions in the sewer battle ("He's actually pretty tall...", "I didn't bring a sword")
worthless
>>Batman encouraging Flash to save one person.
excellent
>>Flash faceplanting Wonder Woman.
overdone
>>Batman and Alfred talking about Superman.
ok
>>Batman mentioning Steve Trevor to rile up Wonder Woman.
stupid and out of place
>>The "Do you bleed" exchange.
not bad even though it references that shitfest bvs
>>Wonder Woman resetting Batman's shoulder.
good scene
>>Martha reuniting with Clark.
not very good
>>The "I believe in truth" exchange between Superman and Steppwnwolf.
good
>>The "I don't not like you" exchange between Batman and Superman.
meh. not terrible
>>Superman helping Flash evacuate the village.
uninspiring
>>Superman helping Cyborg separate the Mother Boxes.
sorta boring
>>The interludes with the Russian family.
almost as worthless as the skinhead-robs-poor-muslims-vendor scene
>>Superman freezing Steppenwolf's axe.
cool
>>Steppenwolf being swarmed by his own Parademons and disintegrated by the boom tube.
utterly shit
>>Wonder Woman preventing a robbery in London in the end montage.
uh, huh?
>>The Superman/Flash race.
awesome

JL: 5/10

>saved
what do you mean?

even if his additions were perfect, the movie wasn't saved at all. It still bombed™

Isn't he supposed to be a rapist now? How is he getting away with this?

So basically he added all of the fucking shitty quips and jokes.

soiboi

Whedon's cut has the handicap of people judging it based based on Snyder's previous trainwrecks.

Lois: you smell good.

Take that back he's a total chad.

Turns out fans want what they want instead of WB trying their damnedest to cater to what the RT hivemind wants. So fuck you.