/imaceleb/ - Toff! Edition

Day 2 - starts at 20:00 GMT

will british "celebs" do anything to stay relevant?

Toff is for ______

Anything good happening tonight or shit like the first episode?

*ruins your thread*

Which ep for Iain Lee??

If i ever get rich i intend to find out

>Kezia Dugdale was not given permission to join the cast of I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!, according to the new leader of the Scottish Labour party

>Richard Leonard said his predecessor sought authorisation from party chiefs to appear on the reality TV show but it was not granted.

>However, he told BBC Radio Scotland he was "not persuaded" that she should be suspended from the Labour group.

>Ms Dugdale is expected to join the ITV programme later this week.

What the fuck was she thinking?

Shit I meant 21:00 GMT.

All you need is 1mil youtube subs

Didn’t this happen with another MP one year?

They're in the camp now. This should be the start of the passive aggressiveness.

>What the fuck was she thinking?

She want to seduce Shappi Korsandi?

Not that id blame her

who are going to be the late entries this year?

It's Iain Lee and Kezia Dugdale isn't it?

Gemma Collins again

...

I'm a Celeb made me have a dream last night where I was at a hotel and Boris Johnson was working in the kitchen. I went down to the bar and asked for a photo and he said sure but then he went back to cooking.
So I was waiting ages to get this picture and this nice girl is at the bar next to me and we started flirting. She was gonna go to this party and I was gonna ask to go with her.
Then I woke up.
It's not a good story.

He's busy in /epl/ trying to recruit Tony Pulis

Dream camp lineup
>Nigel Farage
>Rachel Riley
>Bradley Walsh
>Kate McCann
>Nigella Lawson
>Roy 'Chubby' Brown
>Holly Willoughby
>Gary Neville
>Aiden Gillen
>Kay Burley

Rate.

>>Kay Burley
'no'

Is Toffy gonna get AMIR'D during this series?

I hope so

thank fuck
needs gemma atkinson to come back

Toff is keeping herself pure for her rich future husband

Had a wank to Fizz this morning lads just kill me

>It's a Rachel Riley joins UKIP episode

>le down with the kids interwebz man

Swap Kay Burley for Kate Garraway so we get a good look at those tits

*saves your thread*

Based Mulhern poster

god Toff is so cute, wouldn't mind watching her curl a turd out in the bushes

jack is a fucking faggot

>it's quite comfortable to have jack here

FRIENDZONED

>she hates hip hop and r'n'b

OUR GIRL

favourite beatles album?

best of the beatles

>You can just watch her and you are entertained

same

>sniff my armpit
dick is now hard lads

Fizz would suck a golf ball through a straw m8

I meant putting qt z listers through weird sexual challenges and televising it

>straight in the shower

This slag isn't even subtle.

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Tfw you will never sing ABBA with Toff

Who will shit in the pool this year lads?

>getting water from the still pond to boil

LMAO

Lads an old man asked if I could help him cross the road the other day. I thought I was doing something nice but as I held his hand it became apparent he reeked of piss. After we got across and I got a decent distance from him and smelt my hand, which now also reeked of piss.

Never doing anything nice again.

Jack is going to get PAKI'd in the dunny

>I seen it smoking

quite gay this

>I seen it smoking
how can you be this stupid

i seen it smoking
i seen it smoking
i seen it smoking

>i seen it smoking

who's filthier, toff or vardy?

Stanley has already sussed these cunts out.

>Lots of trees and leaves
>I seen it smoking

Based Stanley in the phone box

HOW IS STANLEY SO FUCKING BASED???

>i thought of england

/ourguy/

Toff has that posh girl act down to perfection but I bet you she takes it deep up the shitter on the first night

vardy, 110%

>What is a critter?

Mong

amir is proper thick tbqh

Needs Chris Camara

too many punches to the head

Man Stanley might be my fav contestant of all time

Bet he would die for queen and country

Toff is going to be Paki'd

>leaving a Paki alone with a blonde woman
RIP Toff

reminder that i was the first one to claim toff as my waifu in the first thread

BACK OFF JACK

Toff takes it deep up the critter

all them punches to the head probably smoothed his brain out

He only ever takes one per match though

When are they bringing back Helen?

Top fucking banter

>week and a half no fap
>People talking about toff taking it deep

Fuck lads..

imagine smelling her cooch in the morning

Funny that my MIC threads never receive a single post but you all lap this shit up.

true, spends more time on the floor than my uncle steve the carpet fitter

your testosterone peaks after a week though

This looks really easy desu

>TFW you will never rescue Toff from a bug filled chamber

>MIC

??

>ywn rescue toff from a dark damp prison cell like a knight in shining armour

>she wants to be locked up
>her bum is too big

these Toff moans

CHRIST

She's had so much surgery.

Made in Chelsea. Where Toff is from.

I don’t think I can take this, lads

>break

Can't wait for lots of inclusive Chistmas adverts, lads.

Lads Toff is making my willy feel funny

BY DAY 30 YOU WILL BE ABLE TO SEE THROUGH TIME.

>tfw no threesome with Davina Holly and Angela
bruh

>enter the room toff is locked in
>”accidentally” smash the camera
>tell her a huge snake has found its way in
>rape her

So is it as clear to everyone else that Toff is hiding from her powerlevel?

>want to jack off to toff
>antidepressants mean i cant get a stiffy
kill me lads

>looks like nigger men are 1.5% of the population
>perfect start putting them in every show and ad always with white women
really glad we fought so hard to save the jews from hitler they have been very grateful

Where's all the shappiposters at?

Ssris fucked my knob on in various ways, not even on them now but can only maintain if stood at a certain angle hunched over..

i thought it was lesbian stepsisters
disappointed desu

who should i bet on to win lads?
jamie lomas?

Toff is the leader of the EDL

Jack

What were you taking? I'm on sertraline 50mg

>KFC
>Halal
Ant fuked up