>soy sauce literally gives you superpowers
>based on the book by the guy who runs Cracked.com
You can't make this shit up.
Soy sauce literally gives you superpowers
Thomas Butler
Cameron Fisher
>soyboy lmao!!
Fuck off.
Juan Baker
and brown sugar gives AIDS...
fuck off
Brandon Campbell
EPIC SOYBOY MEME MY FELLOW PEDE!!! UPOVOTED :DDDD
Jackson Allen
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stay triggered for 8 years cucks :)
Blake Diaz
this movie is awful
Wyatt Foster
the bugman cries out in pain as he lashes you
Elijah Butler
That movie was so fucking boring I had no idea what was going on.
Aaron Collins
easy dudes, I'm just saying it's a coincidence neo-Sup Forums (read: Sup Forums) might find funny.
it's beyond alright if you put down your phone for a bit and pay attention to the plot. not even close to how good the book was though.
Carter Harris
I watched Odd Thomas the other day and it was literally the exact same movie as John Dies at the End.
Christian Gutierrez
I really enjoyed the book, but the movie was complete ass. They compressed like three stories into an hour and a half. There's some things that even Paul Giamatti can't fix.
Ryder Taylor
shitty meme flick. waste of coscarelli and giamatti
Owen Hall
...
Blake Ross
David Wong is a walking, breathing turd. Not a hint of talent anywhere.
Jonathan Gutierrez
I fucking love that film.
Mason Campbell
>actually falling for the soy meme
>not just using it as an insult to mock lifestyle choices
Kevin Bailey
That book was a trip.
Colton Adams
>Half decent first book
>Shitty movie
>Shitty second book
>Wong has gone beyond the pale of cuckery since then, third book is bound to be a fucking winner
Luis Hernandez
I don't think they're anything alike aside from a few standard spoopy tropes and both being based on novels MUCH better than the movie version.
watch Super (2010) and then God Bless America for an "exact same movie" experience.
Henry Johnson
Are we really gonna give up nu-male, beta, and all these other terms for something as inferior as soyboy? Where did this thing even come from?
Carter Carter
I liked the second one, but it defo wasn't as good as the first novel. currently three chapters in the third one, and really enjoying it.
now that Odd Thomas got mentioned, that was a fucking noisedive after the original story. I love that book (movie was alright too, should've been a TV show instead, RIP anton), but the sequels make it one of the worst series I've ever read.