No shitposting, get comfy and post whatever.
Pic related, some of the scenes Whedon cut from the movie.
Another point, can they do Flashpoint allowing them to recast whoever they want (if Affleck is leaving), but keeping the previous movie in continuity?
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post more of Gal's ass and tits
>DO YOU BLEED?!?!
Was I supposed to laugh?
How about some fancy gymnastics?
>Another point, can they do Flashpoint allowing them to recast whoever they want (if Affleck is leaving), but keeping the previous movie in continuity?
Everybody ITT, what would your DCEU be like? Who would you cast?
HETERO PATRIARCHY, YOUR WRATH UPON THIS EARTH IS OVER!
Eh, not really interested.
Henry Cavill automatically throws away a script if "real upper lip" is the first phrase used to describe his character.
This is just fucking painful
>didn’t even make the $94 million estimate
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All the stuff with Superman sounds like genuine kino, especially the references to MoS.
She has neither
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OH NO NO NO NO
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yup, sounds very thoughtful, complete and coherent. Not the mess we got. Whedon is a criminal.
No you were supposed to gasp and flip out and be like "he said the word!" while clapping like a good little consumer.
>JUSTICE LEAGUE
>THE ULTIMATE WHEDON EDITION
>more ass shots
>more titties
>less clothes for women
>quips quips and quips
>more pop culture references featuring things you remember even though they have nothing to do with justice league
>less dialogue and backstory for the main villain
>more needless dialogue where all the characters are the same "snarky" "clever" asshole
>more forced relationships because we can't care about a female character if she isn't fucking half the cast
>every character gets a shitty clutch cargo cgi mouth
>DID WE MENTION THE QUIPS?!
>all the backstory rounding up Cyborg and Flash, making you care for them a bit more
>more Supes
>more underwater Aquaman
Fucking hell
Raise your hands. Who thought Affleck had potential and could have worked this role with love if the production was a clusterfuck? I'm sad that he might leave.
Don't forget WAAAY MORE Steppy characterization and dialogue.
Also, history lesson is 10 mins long and multiple Gods and the Lantern have dialogue
Fuck Whedon
Nicki Minaj as Wonder Woman, her skirt is even shorter and her ass is out in every shot.
I'd get rid of Ezra Miller and find someone better. Also, I'd probably get rid of Cyborg entirely.
you missed the no shitposting sign lads?
You were supposed to say "hey I get that, that's a reference to a previous movie in this franchise, that's a thing they said in the last movie that was like the big popular quote of that film and it was all over the commercials and such and people were making fun of it and it was all over the place so the only way I couldn't get that reference was if i were out to lunch for my entire life or living under a rock or something, except it is the other character saying it to the character who said it, and that's funny because I get it so I'm going to clap my hands and make a mouth laugh now, bravo Josh Whedon bravo." Did you not do this and if not why not?
*sigh*
>less clothes for women
>more titties
>more ass shots
None of those are bad things.
Cyborg should've fucked Diana.
Cyborg's actor was arguably the best performing in JL. He is also super passionate about the lore.
You missed what website you’re on kiddo
I liked the casting except Barry. They either need to do some multiverse shenanigans and replace him with Grant Gustin, or kill him off and replace him with Wally West.
Fuck Ezra Miller, punk ass fuckboi
It'd hilariously awful, but my boner would up the entire time
Post yfw "Booyah"
that pic cant be real
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It's great that Joss Whedon respects women. He is a woman respecter, that Joss Whedon, he is.
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>can they do Flashpoint allowing them to recast whoever they want
FORGET IT. Flashpoint is pointless and too hardcore for normies. Last hope is here (pic).
>trying to set rules for your thread
They already did a fuckton of multiverse and flashpoint bullshit in the tv shows, both cartoons and live action, DC clearly isnt afraid of alienating the normies
Better reboot.
>didn’t even make the $94 million estimate
Supposedly, they expected it to do at least $96m, and then said it did $94m, and now apparently $94m was rounded up.
>Flashpoint is pointless and too hardcore for normies.
LOL, we're at a point where normies are digging or have begun digging through the back catalogue.
I'm not shitposting.
Nicki Minaj as Wonder Woman. In fact, an all black blaxploitation version of the DCEU.
>Michael Jai White as Batman
>Michael Ealy as Superman
>some skinny awkward nigga like Marcus Scribner as The Flash but not Marcus Scribner
>Aquaman, idk, Jesse Williams?
>Ray Fisher as Cyborg
It could work.
Uh what you're doing is ILLEGAL sir. Sir. Sir? Sir!
honestly this is what WB deserves after what they did to Snyder and this movie. I was looking forward to this and I've never been so mad.
so is JL disclosure on how the elite are calling hyperdimensional beings into our planet to use their higher technology to enslave the human race in a satanic hive mind?
>Paul Dini and Bruce Timm make capekino for 15 years
>Hollywood can't emulate their success
What do you think the biggest problem is within WB?
>dat Barda
What'd be hilariously bad about it? You didn't like her acting in Barbershop 3?
Yes and no.
Shitty tv shows and live action? Yes... Only fans knows.
Cartoons? Yes... Only nostalgia fags knows.
Comics? Yes... Only basement dwellers knows.
Cinema costing 300kk? Oh No No No...
her acting seems just fine here
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>He should have been able to finish the project (which was already pretty much done) and maintain Snyder's original vision. Otherwise, he should have just scrapped the entire thing and begun anew.
Except the studio brought him in and told him to do exactly that. You think he did not know the reshoots looked like shit or that he wanted to start from scratch and make a good movie? This ain't his first movie. WB would never "waste" all the money already spent by allowing a full redo to make a good movie when superhero movies are almost guaranteed return like start wars. This is about investment return, not art.
Honestly was expecting it to be much worse, in the end it was a pretty basic comic book movie
>ass
He did say it in a funny way
Had quite a few guilty jerks to nicki
it was a genuinely funny movie
>guilty
Don't run away from sincerity.
>Supposedly, they expected it to do at least $96m
Maybe for a few hours. The estimate has been going down for months now.
They want It.
>RT is filled with salty DCucks
>Plebbit is filled with people trashing on Zack memesnyder
>Every other platform is shitting on JL because how bad is it
>B-B-BUT MUH SAFE SPACE!
>N-N-NO SHITPOSTING GUYS PLEASE! I LIKE JUSTICE LEAGUE ! PLEASE!
I knew DCucks were pathetic but reaching this level? holy fuck.
Just assume the facts and the truth, the entire DC universe is fucking dogshit and you will never win against Marvel.
if its not with nolan, then its pointless to cast him.
even he can't save the dceu world alone
did anyone save that webm of supes' eyes turning to see flash running at him? it included part of the fight too
>Honestly was expecting it to be much worse, in the end it was a pretty basic comic book movie
Ditto, it was pretty weak at parts (especially Cyborg basically just telling everyone what to do and where to go when the movie needed the plot to move forward), but it wasn't insulting on anything.
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Okay not that guilty
Still it's starting to get old.>DC universe is fucking dogshit and you will never win against Marvel.
Except in every other category. Id Marvel abandon comics and became a Sup Forumsmovie studio only fanboys would whine.
NO DARKSEID... REEE
>I don't want them to see the monster.
>They won't think you're a monster.
>Funny, you think I was talking about me.
Cyborg was the best part of the movie.
>JL wasn't full terrio wit unleashed
we can't have nice things
Steppenwulf and some of the jokes were insulting
I felt all the introductions were a but rushed, probably where alot of the movie was cut. Along with Gal talking to bruce and giving the exposition history lesson was kind of badly done
please tell me she did nude/porn.
She's a rapper.
That's better
Even a year after this is fucking hilarious
>spend all weekend slaving away in the popcorn mines so I can see justice league on a monday night along with a voucher to get me past the penis inspection.
>toilet scissors are jammed and my showing has been cancelled with no reimbursement for my work
can't tell if this was edited by nazis to look more simian
Actually keep it as all rappers
>Batman - Future
>The Flash - Tyler the Creator
>Aquaman - A$AP Rocky
>Wonder Woman - Nicki Minaj
>Cyborg - Vince Staples
But I don't know who would be Superman.
and almost 90% silicone
anyone here got the full movie leak.
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>all rappers
>who would be Superman
youtube.com
XXXtentacion
yeah why?
#JusticeLitty #GreenLitty #MarvelsPantsPissy
I hate that stupid face flash makes but god damn this is the coolest shit
No whites.
perfect.
Just got back from JL.
Worst fucking movie I've ever seen. I don't know who's more delusional, the film makers thinking these characters could be put together to make a good film or all us deluded ignorant DC fans who wouldn't know what a good comic was if our step dad rolled one up and assraped us with one.
Marvel always wins. We should just give up.
Nicki is a queen
>opening montage shows two skinheads harassing a storekeeper wearing a hajib
>the very next scene has WHITE men commit a religious terror attack in London
Are you fucking kidding me?
In that case Chance or Kenny for Supes
get away jezebel
Holy shit is this actually in the film? It looks so bad.
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Lmao
I was thinking Chance too cause he's super fucking positive all the time, very "hope"-y.
so
>Batman - Future
>Superman - Chance
>The Flash - Tyler
>Aquaman - Rocky
>Wonder Woman - Nicki
>Cyborg - Vince
Or maybe XXXtentacion is Cyborg.
We need someone to draw this.
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Is this a videogame?
What did Cyborg do to him, it actually seemed to hurt him?
I'm glad they didn't kill cyborg, and ended with the superman cyborg team-up + laughter.
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