AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!

HE TRANSFORMED INTO A SWAN

SNUCK INTO THAT WOMAN'S ROOM

SLIPPED A MICKEY IN HER DRINK

AND HE STARTED, GETTIN' IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!

THEN TURNED INTO A BULL

JUST ALL BIG AND BLACK

HERA DAMN NEAR HAD A HEART ATTACK

AND THEN A GOOSE

THATS THE GOSPEL TRUTH

TOOK HIS THUNDERBOLT AND STRETCHED HER
AAAAAASSSSSSSSS

AND RUINED EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE

NOW I'M A BELIEVER

THEN THE CHILD SUPPORT CLAIMS CAME IN

HE SAID SON WHEN

SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD HIM

AND HE AND BILL COSBY
TAGGED TEAMED
THE WHOLE BAR!!!!!

THEN HE STUCK HIS DICK IN IT

BACK WHEN THE CLUB WAS FRESH, AND PLANET EARTH WAS DOWN ON ITS LUCK, WE HAD TINY DICK TITANS WHO COULD NEVER FUCK

AND THEN ALONG CAME BATMAN

AND ZEUS STUCK HIS DICK IN HIM

AND LEGO JOKER CRIED ABOUT HOMEWRECKERS 'N SHIEET

FOUND HIS PARENTS DEAD.

ZEUS MAKES THIS THREAD AWESOME

HE WAS PREPARED

LOCKED YOUR WAIFU IN A VAULT

OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND

...

AND HE FUCKED HIS FRIEND'S DAUGHTER

...

IMPREGNATED HIS OWN MOTHER TO HAVE ANOTHER KID AND A BABY BROTHER

DR. ZEUS DR. ZEUS!

Does this Satyr post on /tg/ or something?

AND THEN ALONG COMES MARY

AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BAT GRENADE

Is it just me or do the muses in Hercules sound exactly like the choir in Little Shop of Horrors?

>AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!

GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK

BUT DIDNT EXPECT TO GET BLOCKED BY SHAQ WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ FU

and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and
monty python and the holy grails black knight
and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie

AND THEN, HE KILLED THE DOG

I give this thread a 9 out of 10
Thanks for the laugh.