AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!
HE TRANSFORMED INTO A SWAN
SNUCK INTO THAT WOMAN'S ROOM
SLIPPED A MICKEY IN HER DRINK
AND HE STARTED, GETTIN' IT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN!
THEN TURNED INTO A BULL
JUST ALL BIG AND BLACK
HERA DAMN NEAR HAD A HEART ATTACK
AND THEN A GOOSE
THATS THE GOSPEL TRUTH
TOOK HIS THUNDERBOLT AND STRETCHED HER
AAAAAASSSSSSSSS
AND RUINED EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE
NOW I'M A BELIEVER
THEN THE CHILD SUPPORT CLAIMS CAME IN
HE SAID SON WHEN
SOME-BODY ONCE TOLD HIM
AND HE AND BILL COSBY
TAGGED TEAMED
THE WHOLE BAR!!!!!
THEN HE STUCK HIS DICK IN IT
BACK WHEN THE CLUB WAS FRESH, AND PLANET EARTH WAS DOWN ON ITS LUCK, WE HAD TINY DICK TITANS WHO COULD NEVER FUCK
AND THEN ALONG CAME BATMAN
AND ZEUS STUCK HIS DICK IN HIM
AND LEGO JOKER CRIED ABOUT HOMEWRECKERS 'N SHIEET
FOUND HIS PARENTS DEAD.
ZEUS MAKES THIS THREAD AWESOME
HE WAS PREPARED
LOCKED YOUR WAIFU IN A VAULT
OLD GODZILLA WAS HOPPING AROUND
...
AND HE FUCKED HIS FRIEND'S DAUGHTER
...
IMPREGNATED HIS OWN MOTHER TO HAVE ANOTHER KID AND A BABY BROTHER
DR. ZEUS DR. ZEUS!
Does this Satyr post on /tg/ or something?
AND THEN ALONG COMES MARY
AND HIT GODZILLA WITH A BAT GRENADE
Is it just me or do the muses in Hercules sound exactly like the choir in Little Shop of Horrors?
>AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS!
GODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK
BUT DIDNT EXPECT TO GET BLOCKED BY SHAQ WHO PROCEEDED TO OPEN UP A CAN OF SHAQ FU
and gandalf the grey and gandalf the white and
monty python and the holy grails black knight
and benito mussolini and the blue meanie and cowboy curtis and jambi the genie
AND THEN, HE KILLED THE DOG
I give this thread a 9 out of 10
Thanks for the laugh.