JOI

Post your face when you found out that JOI is an acronym.

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>I want Jesus to hire me as a prostitute and as he fucks me he calls me beautiful and smart
5 birds with one stone, you guilty motherfuckers.

I'm only counting 2 stones

Do you mean birds?

no two stones
>one for you
>one for OP

I'd already fapped at least a 100 times to JOI before the movie came out.

Got news for you, you're only going to need one.

For what?

Has your JOI ever actually used your credit card to hire a prostitute to help out?

based JOI fan

I instruct you to fuck off, jerk.

Do you mean you fapped to jerk off instruction videos right?

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>Jesus Offers insight

I had know idea what it stood for until relatively recently. I'm kind of glad I didn't know. It would have been too hilarious to know it during the movie. It would have detracted from the movie itself.

>Jerk Off Instruction
>Special K
Anything else I miss?

this is my face five years ago

Chuck's

I don't follow.

Sneed's

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it's not an acronym you dumbassases, it's a wordplay on joy, just like luv/love

Jerk Off Instruction, basically a girl stands there and encourages you to jerk off.

whatever you cei

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JOI obviously stands for Jerk Off Instruction. It's obviously what she was built for. If not then then whoever came up with the name is facepalming how obvious it is in retrospect.

>tfw you don't give JOI enough time to give you instructions

>JOI frequently berates you for your low stamina and small dick even when you are just getting reading for work or brushing your teeth
>she never even gets naked for you anymore
>when you get home she's just lounging, smoking a cigarette, judging you with her eyes

Requesting Chuck and Sneed as giant pink holograms and Homer as K.