Civil War 2 abridged

Last thread: Rules: I (OP) will call a number, and the poster who scores that number or a dubs gets to determine what the text is.

Plot so far: Jen uncovered a conspiracy about how dirty gypsies were turning the freaking' frogs gay and making them rape people. Trump sent Sup Forums Machine to Latveria to put a bunch of gypsies in the oven. Ulysses is a retard who got covered by the frog gas, entrapping him in a giant penis. The triskellion can talk and Doc Sampson is back to life due to a Wizard. Frogman raped the corpse of Marv-El and Carol is hunting him down to revenge rape him.

Our lucky number is 8

Bitchin

You're Samson?
Samson.
Doc Samson.
You're Doc Samson, alive.

>Samson, I just want to rape frog man. I can't let him get away with what he did.
>So,
>can you help me do it?
>Or are you gonna make me rape him alone?

You and everybody else drinking that unfiltered, unpure water. Destroying our perfect Aryan genes.
Samson...
It has to be me, I need to rape Frogman. It won't be easy, but I'll find a way.
If I do, then maybe, just maybe, this nightmare will end.

rolling for this.

>I think the frogman might have gotten to Rhodey.
>God!
>My own boyfriend keeps making nonstop comments about my hair
>Frogman must have sent his slimly little soliders to turn him agayinst me

Rolling for "agayinst"

>How could we have been so blind Samson?
>Gays...
>At first I thought they were harmless....
>But now I can't trust them what if it's not just Frogman but the Gays behind this

>It makes sense though
>First,
>the frogs turn the water gay then the water turns us all gay
>Humans can't procreate and then Frogman takes over

rolling for all of these. OP's choice.

Here we go.

Magic number is 2


I gotta sleep anons. I'm sorry. I'll make the edit of the winner tomorrow if the thread is still up then we can continue.

>I just should have seen the signs dammit!
>Iceman, the guy who asked me to suck on his popsicle twice a week, all of a sudden coming out
>It was the damn water all along!
>They got Bobby? Damn.

good night OP

It won't be the same without ya, OP.

Maybe we can find another editing user

Please. Someone repost these for next time.

>I need pills.
>The kind you put up your butt!
>Good pills!

>Bueno.

Rolling. RIP Bobby.

BUMP FOR WHEN OP COMES BACK

Bump

Bimp

Rolling.

Rolling for bobby

Jesus, what if it was the Jews
Honestly ought to be shot, everyone of them
Samson, we need to genocide the Jews, for I am Fuhrer

Seig heil

Bump

Don't mind me, just redoing the done pages in decent looking font to bump the thread

Font is Digital Strip if OP wants to use it

Doing God's work, user.

I SEE A DUBS!

Hit me up with a 7

Missed you, OP.

As for the next panel, I'm going to roll this one

rolling

rolling

Roll for.

come on, give me a 7!

>two 90s in a row.

Whoa.

finally

Poor Bobby.

8

>Now he refers to himself as the popsicle
>That's so gay
>Gay? as in the frogs?

rolling

>Well it was Jean who did it.
>really
>yeah, but we still blame frogs

rolling

bok choy, for this big boi, makes me say

oi oi oi

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRroll.

>Jean Grey....
>Huh?
>She must be in league with frogman. But why?

I sucked him off once too. They're evolving

>And the filthy jews
>Carol, I'm a jew
>They've indoctrinated the frogs

rolling

Hnnnnnnng that's so much better. Idk why it's looking all funky at small sizes, but hey -- it's still a huge improvement.

It seems Sup Forums was right again.

Let's keep going with 8, shall we?

>carol, I have a confession
>i'm a frog
>you're human
>no, I'm part frog
>didn't you ever wonder about the green hair?

>That's not true, goy. or I would know about it.
>And the aglets. I'm so close to discover their true purpose
>When was the last time you slept, anyways? You look and sound like absolute shit.

Uh-oh

4

>And I just raped you. Do I have AIDS now?
>Worse, Carol. You're a jew. A gay jew.

>I-I see. are you clean?
>when was the last time you had water?

Do 4 dubs override the 4?

Only trips override, I think.

You're the greatest.

Fucking Jews.

4

>Fuck. What will Rhodey say now? He was already mad because of my short hair. He's going to put me in an oven. And I can't lead SHIELD If I'm a jew.

The tension rises.

Shooting for a 7.

Now you join the frog army in the upcoming war

roll

reroll

>They don't have to know

roll

Who cares? Fuck that nig.

61 trips. nice.

1

>Wait, he's black?!?

That was fast.

1 again.

>Oh no! That's degenerate. That's it. I'm joining the jew frogs army.

>Shit. Okay, fine. But I'm still raping Frogman. He's just too sexy.

>So.
>Uhh.
>Samson.
>How are we going to deal with this?

>This needs to stay between us, doc. Imagine if he found out. He'd be devastated, and join a suicide mission.

Winrar!

Page complete.

Our lucky number is 5.

>All those CDs I lent him, I thought he lost them. I should have guessed.

>You don't have to tell me twice! But in the Stone Age...

>Hey now. I thought you were gay.

>Sure. Whatever
>Now I'm gonna turn my head
>We frogs are going to eat all your children

rolling

>Hand check!

Re roll.

9

roll for gay frogs

>My husbando transcends orientation.

>Fucking waifu fags ruining everything.

>Shut it, der jude
>Oy

>I am.

>Oh.
>Okay.
>Then why do you want to rape a frogMAN?

>I'm trans you shitlord

>Youre next, mister!
>In your dreams, Captain Crew-cut.

roll

Dubba dub dub in my tub.

0

Rolling for this one

>Say that again.
>Waifufags. Ruin. Everything.
>Oh HELL naw

rolling

roll

they see me rollin

Reroll, but the last bubble says
>I need a moment.
Instead

Rolling for this with this change

I'm and I agree with these guys

Look at that!

Now we need a 5