Is he our guy?

Is he our guy?

is that supposed to be a dude

Yes.

A mouth's a mouth.

Probably.

Pretty sure only a guy's mouth can handle cuda's dick.

so it's true what they say about niggas, huh?

Barracuda once actually slapped a guy with his schlong.

Baracuda doesn't give a shit so long as its a hole

Anybody got that scan from Ennis' Fury Max?

Barracuda is pure!

Hey, every niggah needs a down low brother

>We be mutha' fuckin' sailing

Cuda should totally fight The Russian.

he's going to be in the Punisher show right? he has to be

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I'm still fucking butthurt that Punisher is being set in New York. Not Miami and using Barracuda plus "Not-Gordan Geeko" as the villains.

Shit could've been great Marvel. But not we've got to ask why aren't "Daredevil, Spider-Man, Luke Cage, Doctor Strange, or Iron Fist doing anything about this murderous asshole".

Well, fucking, done!

Let's be fair, even as gritty as Netflix is compared to the MCU movies which are inherently too family oriented to even expect a proper crossover with that stuff, it's still not enough to do Barracuda justice, he would be a watered down shell of his true self

>Is he our guy?
The nigger or the tranny?

the tranny

Haw haw haw

Agreed. However I can see them toning down the more extreme aspects of his personality for the show, which I hope they don't.

I ask myself: What would happen if Barracuda would meet Black Manta?

Why not have both?

Yes.

Black Manta would give tips to his fellow sea nigga about how to successfully kill his archenemy's child?

>about how to successfully kill his archenemy's child?
Um, user...

>Barracuda
The best motherfucking nigga on the planet

>black
no.

Sounds like the story of why I love a good throatfuck

Monica is definitely /ourgirl/

:'(

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>Is he our guy?
We wish we were as cool as 'Cuda

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weekly reminder to get a black gf

Too racist.

If you want to be Garth Ennis's fantasy self insert & murder at will? Including children?

Well I guess so OP....

Bwahahahaha

Already got it covered.

then how do white people get aids?

you best be white, though
>whereas Black wife/White husband marriages are 44% less likely to end in divorce than White wife/White husband couples over the same period.[11]
Be smart, guys. Play the odds.

Sure am. If you're not a shithead, black girls will treat you like a king.

Where do I find the cute black girls? There are only negress' in my town.

colleges mainly, sometimes church

Is there anyone, white or black, who DOESN'T love Barracuda?

Donald Trump rallies

Fifty is a classy lady

Okay, now that Michael Clarke Duncan has been dead for some time, what about Terry Crews? Do you think he could pull it off?

they don't unless they're gay or addicted to drugs

Frank

Possibly. They'd have to nig him up pretty hard, he's got a friendly face even when he'd trying to look tough.

Yeah, but Barracuda is laughing all the time, too. On the other hand you are right, I have never seen him look angry or something like that.

Drumpfettes BTFO

>it's a trump caricature episode
I've seen this to many times, change the channel

>Boy you better put some water on that, that's a dollar and thirty six cent worth of cereal

It came out in 2007, cuckold

Barracuda's scarier when he's grinning than when he's actually angry.

Look at that shit, even knowing how jacked he is this isn't even slightly imposing.

What makes it really funny is that's the picture of himself he keeps in his wallet to keep him from spending money

I'm thinking Mike Tyson.

Mike Tyson is fierce and his voice is exactly how I imagine Barracuda talking, but he is too short and really can't act at all.

God Bless Garth Ennis. That mad bastard has a skewed sense of humor that I dig, yah feel Mother fuckers?

Garth Ennis is shit. He's literally Seth Rogen of comic books.

You're literally the Seth Rogen of image board posters.

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how much of his stuff have you read though?

So wait how he still alive? last time i saw Barracuda Good old frank strapped c4 or something to his head an killed him dead. Not that i am sad he's back mind you old Barry badass. No black dynamite mind you but still.

Hitman, Punisher, The Boys, Preacher

Inspired choice, user.

HOW WILL NIGGERS EVER RECOVER

In terms of the comic in OP anyway

Try his Nick Fury and War Stories, might improve your opinion of him as they are very heartfelt stories and serious stories.

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also Hellblazer run

is this christopher muthafuckin walken

>Christopher Walken as a Punisher villain

It's a wild ride friends, I'd storytime if I wasn't about to go to sleep soon for anybody who hasn't read it

Perhaps tomorrow if there's interest just for shits and giggles

Yes, and this
is Donald Trump 10 years earlier.

Yup, black males love fat white ass and don't care too much about the details.

>So wait how he still alive?

He isn't.

I really love how Ennis got even his speech patterns down, so you actually are reading it as Walken would

I think Reginald D Hunter would be pretty good.

Yes