LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

LONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

Just yesterday, actually...

I, Coco

LONDON

But just a little before noon...

Why did they call it a distant land? Why didn't they just call it Japan?

*COUGH*
FUCK, THIS VOICE! LIKE FUCKING GODDAMN..
BLA BLA BLA THERE ARE EVILS LURKING, GRIMDARK ETC.

UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE HILARITY!

But-!

BALLS DEEP

because aku is from a distant land

HE WAS FOUND BY MURIEL

I, OP, THE GREAT DICKSUCKING FAGGOT

This thread is going places. Where the fuck that is I have no idea, but when it gets there it's gonna be weird.

UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE MEMERY

But added an extra ingredient to the concoction...

CALL ME, BEEP ME, IF YOU WANNA REACH ME!

SOUGHT TO ENFORCE ENDLESS SLEEP

All I can think of is doffinsmirtz trying to be aku but he keeps rambling on for his backstory.

A samurai?

...

Samurai Jack!

Jack in a suit looks just as sharp as his sword.

Where does he keep the sword?

I


AKOOGLY EYES

ONCE JANGLED MY JINGLES SO HARD

AND THEN ALONG CAME ZEUS
HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLTS

WAY BACK IN THE 1980s

A thread died for this.

SENT HIS OWN SON INTO THE DISTANT FUTURE

...

ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE

It took me a second to realize where this is from because it's flipped and edited

WHERE GREEK MYTHOLOGY BASED FICTION BEING TERRIBLE IS LAW