At cinema with dad

>at cinema with dad
>character says the word nigger
>dad laughs out loud
Anyone want to trade?

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I feel bad for ur dad. He has a nigger lover for a son.

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Checked and keked

>at cinema with nigger
>character says dad
>nigger looks around confused

Mine would shout "Haha yeaahh boiiiiiiiii".
So no.

>at cinema with da
>raunchy sex scene
>taps me on the leg and moves his eyebrows suggestively in a sarcastic manner

upvoted

Yikes, my dude.

>at cinema with dad
>he's drunk at 4pm
>weaves in and out of traffic on way to
>in seat 15 mins before he cussed out the fiat ad
>screams italians are buttfuckingfaggots at the top of his lungs
> lady in row in front asks him to stop
>her three children are terrified
>dad tells her to shut the fuck up cunt
>bald redneck boyfriend (husband? brother?) says you for real buddy?
>dad and redneck get up to fight
>dad's so drunk he can't stand up
>just wiggling around and cursing in his chair
>look on rednecks face changes from hate to amused disgust
>leave to go ask usher for a wheelchair so I can roll my dad's fat ass out to the car
>pity in the faces I pass on the way out
>It was opening weekend for TDKR
True story OP.
Wanna trade?

>at nigger with dad
>cinema says the word cinema
>character laughs out loud

>at kino with father
>character yells "arrrgh noo" like an autist
>father says everytime a character looks at his or her hand it is point in which that character is moving to another level of reality
Would prefer if he just yelled nigger

>at cinema with dad

first post is best post

>everytime a character looks at his or her hand it is point in which that character is moving to another level of reality

Give it time, user. You'll laugh too. Your dad has seen more niggerdom than you could possible imagine right now.

A little ironic racism make you uncomfortable, nu-boy soygoy?

>nu-boy soygoy
At this point you're just speaking vietnamese.

>ask dad to go to cinema with me so I can see new kino on release day
>they look at us funny but don't make us sit singles
>dad gets stopped for penis inspection
>one look and they see he's way underdeveloped, now they're calling me over
>sweat drips into my jumbo crab bucket
>attendant slowly pulls down my pants
>passinspection.jpg
>they're now doubting he's my dad and make us do a DNA test
>no match
>life literally collapsing around me
>"you passed with flying colors user. Feel free to go in"
>they pair me up with a shy qt about my age to sit couples
>"""dad""" tries to follow but gets clawed, falcons carry him to popcorn mines
I don't miss him

Hoy noy Minoy hoy

I am guessing your dad.

love how fast you inhale a new buzzword and just have to regurgitate it at the soonest opportunity.

Surreal

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I love how triggering this word is for faggots.

soyboy is an excellent buzzword, there'll never be enough ways to call someone a faggot

ayyy lmao

But it isn't. It's neither insulting nor angry. Sounds like something from a cartoon.

Plenty of people seem insulted about it, pretty clear from the amount of bait threads being made about it that wouldn't be made if there wasn't severe arsehurt for whatever reason over it.
>Sounds like something from a cartoon.
what

I'm a week old newfag but I've seen this identical stupid thread six fucking times already.

>at the picture palace with paterfamilias
>one of personae dramatis utters the word "moore"
>father ejaculates in an exuberant guffaw

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>father says everytime a character looks at his or her hand it is point in which that character is moving to another level of reality
Fuck this is good

>start spamming some random word over and over everywhere
>people get annoyed at this stupidity
>lmao triggered @ excellent meme
I mean, I don't mind, but the word is just silly and doesn't sound insulting at all.

nobody gets this mad over forced maymays unless they're invested in some way

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I bet your parents are really proud of you user

>Historically character is a white male
>New shows/movies portrays him as a female or nigger

Well played. Very well even.

underrated comment lmao

someone should archive or screencap this shit

Have an updoot and stop samefagging, please, reddit.

Damn, this is fucking embarassing.

>at the cinema
>dad never showed up
>again
Wanna trade, OP?

>goes to cinema with dad
>We watch the movie
>"that was pretty good"
>"Yeah I really liked when the ents came down to wreck Sarumons shit."
>"heh yeah, where do you want to go eat?

Dad's a bro.

>Go to cinema with dad
>he falls asleep 20 minutes into the movie
>Character on screen is about to swear but gets cut off mid sentence for maximum family fun
>Dad jolts awake and blurts out "shit"

>at cinema with dad
>black couple sits next to us
>do nothing because I’m not a fucking aspie Sup Forumstard

kek

Your dad probably laughed and pointed at you when somebody said faggot on the screen.

Damn, that story was fucking swell, paisano.
Straight up neato.

fuuck I like this one

yeah right
>nu-males see new "cuck" on the horizon
>start to panic

>watching kino with dad
>There's a scene where a son argues with his father and tells him he was a shit dad who was never there for him
>Scene really gets to me and basically how I also feel irl
>Can't tell if my dad is affected by the scene and thinking about out relationship
>We just sit there and never talk about anything

That's a nice and tender moment you've just shared with us.

It's not insulting unless you know the context. Soy is innocuous, but when it's used to imply that you're a low test balding beardlet, then it's insulting.

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>at cinema with mom
>there's a jump scare
>jump and she laughs

Sup Forums is great tho

>not joining him
SOY
O
Y

he doesnt have a dad

>get back from the front lines
>go to the motion picture show with my father like old times
>some new war movie a bunch of officers wanted to see (dad is medium rank)
>but is ok because it shows our side winning
>feel happy to be with father again
>movie goes blank halfway through
>some chick is on the screen talking about revenge
>notthisshitagain.png
>she lights fire in the theater, almost everyone dies.
>worst terrorist attack in our empire's history by some fucking jews

for lonely faggots with no social awareness or critical thinking, yeah, it is

>dad's daughter shows him a funny picture with a pun
>"AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SHIT!!!"

hahahahhaaaaaa
good

The amount of specific context required is bazinga-sheldor tier. Cuckold is always insulting on the other hand. "Soyboy" sound like a special in-joke of a preteen classmate clique.

That would explain all the niggers and poos on Sup Forums.

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>at cinema with my son's wife
>she clings onto me during the scary parts
>buries her head in my lap when it gets too scary to watch

wtf I'm trying to watch this kino in peace

/thread
We're done here

put me in the reddit screencap

You mean fat, white guys with ponytails.

Should’ve given him a blowy joey to assert your dominance

>muh meme stereo types
enjoy your stay

Sure, I'll trade your dad.
And your other dad.

pls don't include me in the screencap

already a classic, eh?

Have some r*ddit gold

I hope my dad's in the screencap

Plot twist: you are both niggers

>Merlin was a nigger
>Ramses was advanced nigger
Getting really tired of this shit Hollywood