You think he has an asian Dale, Bill and Boomhauer?

You think he has an asian Dale, Bill and Boomhauer?

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Japanese people aren't allowed to have friends past high school.

Japanese Boomhauer probably talks with a heavy Kansai dialect.

More importantly does he have a white Kahn?

Obviously.

But didn't Dale and Boomhauer die back in Egypt?

No, his Kahn is still Laotian.

>So you American or Canadian?
>We're from Luxembourg.

It's a Canadian weeb from Vancouver.

Khan is still Laotian. He's hated even more.

Ara-you from New York oru Californyah?

So, they would drink Bosu coffee in front or in the rooftop of their apartment complex?

>So are you American or British?

Dang ol' galosengan.

>Filipino John Redcorn

You don't really expect someone not from the united states to know the names of every state, do you?

t. shitty flyover state dweller

He probably has a Dale and a Boomhauer, his Bill is currently decomposing in a forest somewhere in Central Japan.
Wouldn't he be Ainu? Or Korean?

うん

うん

うん

富国強兵

Ha

The joke is like China and Japan are the only Asian countries to Americans, like Cali and New York are the only staes to NonAmericans because everywhere else is irrelevant to them.

They're not wrong, though.

Instead of that redneck "YAAHOO", their theme song would have that jap "YOOOooooOOOO" thing you hear in every gawdang anime. You know the one.

>SUDOKU
>SUDOKU
>SUDOKU

Fucking kek I can totally visualize that

I've loved Kabuki sound effects ever since I first watched Tenchi Muyo.
Sign me the fuck up.

What would Japanese Bobby be like? How bad would Japanese Peggy be? I know he was unmarried in the two-parter but how would the joke go? Is Japanese Luanne a Gyaru Girl?

>Japanese Bobby
He's guaranteed to be an Otaku

is King of the Hill: Super worth a watch?

Specifically and only moe anime.

Absolutely. It's obviously not as good as king of the hill or king of the hill z but there's some nice references to the original and the propane of power arc is really getting interesting and is making hank looking more like a villain.

He's a westaboo and Junichiro is very disappointed.

>visualizing OP of Nip King of the Hill
Kek

So, Japanese Bill is obviously as close to a neet as you can be in the JDF or something.
The only thing I can see their Dale as is a Metal Gear fan with a Airsoft hobby.
Boomhauer might be Yakuza?

It's better then GT.

I'm glad Judge came back to the series after the disaster of a film that King of the Hill: Evolution was.

Bill La Bill > KotH: Super

>Dale is a Chuuni with an airsoft gun fetish
Amazing

Those places are terrible and the only reason foreigners don't get things like Paris syndrome is because they managed to sell the shitty parts as a feature.

I've lived my entire life in NYC, the minute I can get a job offer anywhere else I'm going to take it.

Japanese Bobby would probably be similar in terms of being bubbly and outgoing to the chagrin of his dad, otakus are seen as loners and losers, kind of fits Bobby but he likes people to a fault.

Boomhauer has a secret life as a Community Police Officer that is only revealed in the last episode.

I could see Dale as a 2channel shitposter and Bill a hikkimori.

>Japanese Hank, Japanese Bill, Japanese Dale and Japanese Boomhauer stand by a wall drinking sake.
>J. Hank: "Hai."
>J. Bill: "Hai."
>J. Dale: "Hai."
>J. Boomhauer: "Hai"
>J. Hank: "I have become very fearful for my son's ability to function as an adult in the real world yet again. His behaviour is inexcusably shameful."
>Dale: "Your son has a troublesome prospensity towards eccentric interests and beliefs. My son is strong like warrior and is the fruit of my loins and mine alone."
>J. Hank: "I must respectfully retort that you yourself exhibit eccentric interests and beliefs, while pointedly disregarding your latter statement on your son's parentage."
>J. Dale: "Aha. I see that you are correct, but I am unwilling to face the harsh light of truth."
>J. Bill: "I am caught in a downwards spiral of desperate attempts to ingratiate myself with others in order to distract from the meaninglessless of my own life. I fear that I will die unloved, with only the squalor that I fester in at my side."
>J. Dale: "I happily concur."
>J. Hank: "You are being impolite, Dale-san."
>J. Dale: "I beg forgiveness!"
>J. Boomhauer: "Unintelligible babble."
>J. Hank: "You are most wise, Boomhauer-san."
>A white, blond-haired man dressed in an Evel Knievel costume and holding hamburgers looks over the fence, angrily.
>"FUCK! SHIT! WHAT-A-FUCK?! SHUT THE FUCK UP, YA'LL SLANT-EYES, OKAY?!"
>J. Hank: "Forgiveness, Kahn-san."

>Japanese Bobby is friendly and outgoing and constantly stands out and draws attention to himself rather than keep his head down and prepare for a life of corporate anonymity like a good worker drone to the shame of his father

Neither of those would be the first to come to my mind when trying to think of american states though

kek

What's all that there gobbledygook?

I think he works all day and then comes home to a tiny apartment to a cold bowl of rice and an inferior Japanese beer and electric grill

>He steals husband's instead

>Japanese Bobby
Never conceived

asian king of the hill spin off when?

It would be New York or Texas

Yup

Yup

Yup

Enrich the state, strengthen the military

So Japanese people are just autistic?

Not really

I didn't know new york was a state for the longest time

>I've lived my entire life in NYC, the minute I can get a job offer anywhere else I'm going to take it.
>He really thinks it's any better anywhere else

You really have no idea how mundane and shitty it is here, user.

>The superior electric grill cooks the meat with no impurities from propane.

>J. Boomhauer: "Unintelligible babble."

I chuckled.

At least dale's final Pocketu Sando was useful...

It really is better in the Pacific north-west and the Rockies. Just stay away from areas that remind you of what you didn't like in NYC.

Emperor of the Hill

I need to know what this is from.

>Pacific north-west and the Rockies

No don't bring more people here, please. The cost of living is going nuts and big developers going ballistic.

Did they ever once mention boomhauer's source of income? I assumed he was a true redneck who got money on the by and by or something

are you ready for Emperor of the Hill ?

Texas Ranger

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I know! Isn't it awesome! ;)

He sells robots and robot accessories.

Californians tend to ruin everything they touch and then act like its a point of pride they are literal cancer. Strange stuff though you'd think they'd stay in Cali if they love it so much.

>Shaah shaaAAAH SHAAAAAAAAH... SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

5 years ago it seemed like Calis were flooding in, but now I see way more Missouri and Illinois plates.

They know New York, California and Texas at least.

Killing 50 men is a lot less impressive in the context of a Dynasty Warriors game.

Wouldn't he be Ainu since those were the closest analogs to native americans Japan had?

>going through the series
>find an episode I've never seen before
>Hank falls in love with a boy band without ever seeing or knowing what that is
>Bobby is twerking and grinding at a concert

Holy fuck balls that's funny.

Dansu?

I expect everyone in Japan to know the name of my state

I kinda want a shamisen cover of KOTH's theme now

...

Dang ol' GO GO GO

>Ichiro's Kahn is Karl, a beer swilling, loudmouthed Aussie expat
I can dig it.

What if they think it's just the name of a restaurant?

Which one of these games let's you make your own characters? Do most of them do that?

I remember the time we had japanese students visit our class.
It was during a snowstorm.

It was fun.

No I meant over the course of the series.

Its a special designation game I don't remember what specifically but like kingdoms? empires? something like that on pc that will lower the possibilities

Thanks, that's as good a starting point as any. I'll look into it.

>Ichiro's Kahn is just Carl from ATHF

No, Khan is pretty much a smug rich douche bag from Osaka, or Tokyo.

Bill would be hikikomori, or an otaku working for the JDF. Not sure how Dale would work, aside from a reference to Yukio Mashima

>So Japanese people are just autistic?
Yes?

>Hey, that's Todd!

I mean, that is mostly right but it's like their third language after two of the alphabet systems they have so I'd forgive some things lost in translation.

>Ah killed fiddy thousand men!

Commiefornian cancer is moving to Texas and taking their voting patterns with them. I wish we could double down on the anti-Texas memes (Dey's all raysis gun nuts) so people stop coming here

Japanese Connie was too cute

I laughed at this way harder than I should have.

Cancuck detected.

Japanese only know US, UK, France, Germany, and Russia.
All other white countries are irrelevant to them.

Between her, Connie and this girl I think Bobby may develop serious yellow fever when puberty finally comes for him.

>Ichiro's Kahn is just Carl from ATHF

And now I'm interested.

Dale would be a grizzled middle-aged 2channer who lives in an apartment filled with used cigarette butts. He'd work for Japan Railways as a dude who cleans up dead animals and suicides from the tracks.

Octavio is Nigerian.

John Redcorn is either Chinese or Indian. He runs a "Yoga" place that Japanese Nancy of course goes to all the time.

Japanese Joseph would be the Hikkimori.

Boomhauer would run one of those Host Clubs (Non-sexual escort service) or something.

Bill would be a sad Salaryman who was fired long ago, but still shows up for work. Maybe out of pity they gave him the job of getting coffee for his much younger co-workers.

Bobby would aspire to host/be a guest on one of those wacky game shows, or be an image comic.

Cotton would, of course, be a WWII veteran who hates americans and aspires to spit on the President. He worships the Emperor still.

Peggy would be herself only Japanese, and would substitute teach teach bad English, or teach at one of those "Learn English quick" schools. She claims to have mastered her English skills from a visit to Tokyo Disneyland.

Luann would basically be herself but Japanese. Lucky would be one of those Bosozoku motorcycle people/have idiot Bouzouki friends.

Japanese Bud Strickland is himself but Japanese. Same vices, boisterousness, etc.

Maybe the whole thing takes place in Fukuoka or Kansai.

Khan, etc are European. Maybe Eastern European. (As an user stated before).

Not even once.

I like Khan as Luxembourg.

>Cotton would, of course, be a WWII veteran who hates americans and aspires to spit on the President. He worships the Emperor still.

Wouldn't Cotton still be Cotton?

The whole point is that KotH is arguably SoL anime as-is. Weebs who claim to hate all American cartoons frequently have a secret love of this show.