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Kirk Is a Jerk Edition

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First for Armus

Kirk is, in fact, a jerk.

Discovery is at the very least better than Voyager and Enterprise.

Dude don't post that, Shatner might see it and think we don't like him

This is Will Riker. Please say something nice about him.

Kirk's Jerk and Twerk
Formerly Spock's

>implying Bill didn't make this thread

Excuse me, EXCUSE ME, hello, I don't get it, can anyone explain this to me?

All the previous ships logged communication loss right before they disappeared and were never seen again. How could previous ships have communicated that they had communication loss while they had communication loss? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for this blunder.

Hmmm . . .

nah

>Uhh Wesley, I'm just checking the warp field

He's the life of parties he's not even at

he's a THICC boi

You should've seen what they wrote on Spock's shirt

millenials like fidget spinners right? lets do that

Was it rape?

>Spock is a meanie
fucking hell, how did they get away with this?

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Lorca: great captain or greatest captain?

No it isn't, Discovery is loud, dark, mean and stupid.

Has there ever been a bottle episode set entirely inside a turbolift?

That starship looks disabled, why fidget warp around it like that?

>Come at me, Jim-boy!

>Discovery is Sup Forums

He's a hell of a chef

*teleports behind you*
heh
*speaks in a fake accent for no reason*
kid...
*has no personality to speak of*
nothing...
*edgy, own several katanas*
personell...

It's not disabled, it just can't react to Discovery moving at incredible high speeds

Was it cake?

That's not how the meme works, you dip.

a poor meme for a poor show ty

>thing moves
>"IT'S A FUCKING FIDGET SPINNER"

nice bait

Reminder that Dukat is irredeemable and deserved his fate

>0.01 cents have been added to your CBS account

Excuses, excuses.

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daily reminder that Ira Behr can suck my dick and also Dukat did nothing wrong

>FUCKING FIDGET SPINNERS UGH!

It's alot more like a dabo wheel
I'd hate it less if the spinning of the saucer section facilitated the artificial gravity

>another 0.01 cents have been added to your CBS account

Daily Reminder that you're blaming the wrong person.

Daily Reminder that Dukat's biggest on-screen crime was killing Jadzia, and that only happened because Rick Berman mandated her death.

Rick Berman is responsible for the downfall of Dukat's character.

What did Odo model his dick off of? We know he fucked several women so did he make a tentacle dick like he did with his tentacle arm of did he just fill them with goo?

wtf i hate rick berman now
ira behr can still suck my dick, he has a stupid beard

Well there is always this one TNG episode, where Picard is trapped in the turbolift with 3 school kids for the whole episode.

Needless to say they get forcefully drafted into starfleet for the duration of their stay.

>Fidget Spiner
Is Brent short for anything? Seems like a shitty name.

Who would win in a fight between Worf and Bortus?

>behindthename.com/name/brent
>From an English surname, originally taken from various place names, perhaps derived from a Celtic word meaning "hill".
can be this

>Implying Mora Pol didn't force him to shapeshift into various "shapes", and then teaching him the exact size, shape and feel of his own penis
All in the name of science, of course

ATTENTION KIRA
I FUCKED YOUR MOTHER
THAT IS ALL
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>get into car
>"ugh the wheels are fidget spinners"
>drive down street, sun shines
>"ugh the sky fidget spinner is too bright"
>ball rolls down the street
>"ugh better avoid that basketfidget spinner"
>look at the ground
>realize the earth is fidget spinners
>realize my eyes are fidget spinners
>realize there's a fidget spinner in my brain
>"dear god no"

every time I watch ORVILLE i always expect a "captains log" speech after each commercial break but it never happens. TNG you ruined me

Lorca is easily one of the best parts of Discovery.

>be me
>be alone in the lab one night
>NoQtGf.jpg
>see jar labelled "unknown sample" on shelf
>put my dick in it
>MFW i find out later it was sentient

>Dukat's biggest on-screen crime was killing Jadzia
That was his most defensible crime. Her death was just a byproduct of his main goal to steal the orb.
It was much more of a crime when he:
Raped Kiras mother (and presumably countless other women)
Was emotionally abusive towards his daughter
Was physically abusive towards his daughter
Ordered the execution of innocent civilians
Oversaw the occupation of an entire planet
Started a death cult

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the fuck is that shit...

Off-screen crimes. We never actually see his penis enter any vaginas.

Maybe when the Blu-Ray comes out.

>innocent civilians
daily reminder there is no such thing as an innocent Bajoran and therefore Dukat did nothing wrong.

edgy

If you think that's bad, there's a poster in the other /trek/ thread saying it's okay to rape women if you make sure they live comfortably.

he gave them a choice. work in the camps or work as a comfort girl. guess which one they chose?

>taking Dukat shitposting seriously
pls be in London

UNDER-FUCKIN'-RATED

daddy

>watch Star Trek
>there are fidget spinners in the warp nacelles

>Fucking Bajoran workers when there's cardie babes like this around

The absolute state of Cardassia

Reminder that Jean-Luc and Beverly have the deepest friendship in TNG.

He's a big guy.

You mean by basically holding their children and families hostage?

if they felt that way they can always work in the camps

And by winning their affections by saving the women from another soldier's harassment.

But what the women don't know is that he ordered the harassment in the first place so that he could be the one to save them.

yo this nigga has never heard of a wingman

Doctor Crusher
I'm FCA

apparently he's hung

Lotta latinum for a hired accountant

TNG Worf < Bortus
DS9 Worf > Bortus
Movie Worf = Bortus

Frakes seems like a solid, thick sixer to me, very dad dick.

Can't wait to see Frakes's episode of Discovery.

shit director tbqh desu

The only surprising thing about that is nothing

l-lewd

With mint frosting.

>the best character in STD
>What happened?

Reminder that STD's Klingon design is stolen from Galaxy Quest

holy fuck this part was hilarious

I assure you, I am quite fertile

Ahhh it's a sign from the pah'wraiths. the baby has been transformed while inside the womb as a symbol of our new covenant

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Was it rape?

What was the stupidest episode in season 2 of TOS and why was it this?
still laughed when Kirk went full USA USA desu

Why did season 2 start going full retard towards the end?

Dunno, I'm guessing Roddenberry being who he was had fights with his writers and that contributed to season 2 running out of steam some 2/3 of the way in with them taking on some very weak scripts. I believe he was also trying to move on, since the last episode Assignment Earth was supposed to be a spinoff.

honestly, everything I read about Gene makes me think he was the luckiest bastard in the world and was in the right place at the right time. He otherwise comes across as such a fucking hack

His cock is /thicc/ like him

Kirk when the planet they discover has no hot alien babes:
>we must not interfere with this planet. we whould return to the ship immediately

Kirk when the planet has at least one hot alien babe:
>we must interfere with this planet to the furthest extend possible

I think STD will be accepted as /trek/ at some point but that time has not yet come. This community takes a while to ajust.

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Gene Coon, one of the greater minds behind producing TOS, was burned out, Roddenberry was getting less and less involved and when he was, wasn't being held in check by Coon.

He's fraking out in that pic

cellular peptite cake