Wtf i hate superman now!

wtf i hate superman now!

It was a different time

Why isn't he brooding while saving that kitten in slow motion? NOT MUH SUPERMAN

Do you guys think he sometimes just does... Superman stuff... and then simply rewinds the planet a couple hours?

This. Superman doesn't smile and help people. What is this shit?

Why isn't superman blonde and blue eyed?

>Blonde

superman 78 was based

>this is how people will remember superman in 20 years

he's Superman not Cuckman

Superman is American idol, and Americans are not white

>spinning the planet the wrong way rewinds time
Fucking Superman logic.

Pah, I'm sure letting your dad die a cartoonishly horrible death to avoid risking exposure of your powers (one of which is moving faster than the human eye can see) is a much more defining character milestone

I bet you are the type that wants to see a return for the Adam West style of Batman too you collosal faggot

You do know that Nolan wrote this right?

>Superman 10
>"....and Breaking News: Superman accused of groping 8 girls between 1993 - 2020. "
>all totally untrue
>Superman gets labelled a nonce by the media and found guilty without trial
>has to fly away and live on Mars all by himself
the end

>please like my man of murder fanfic

>tfw i was i kid i thought it made sense

>not liking adam west batman

>The autismo indifference he delivers those lines with.

Objectively incorrect statement.

his voice was dubbed over by Reeve friendo

He's behind me, isn't he

Mr Frisky. Clawing at that bulge in his pants.

That would be great. Also it already kinda happened with the Brave and the Bold cartoon, a Batman 66 comic, and two animated Batman movies staring Adam West. William Shatner plays Two-Face in the second one. You gotta be a special kind of faggot to not love that.

>can travel back time to save people
>didn't travel back time to save dad

all it takes is one or two girls lying to totally ruin a man's life in 2017.

i want off this ride.

>William Shatner plays Two-Face in the second one
omg i wasn't planning on watching that but now i certainly have to

>Mom! Dad! A flying man got the cat out of a tree for me...
>SLAP

yep - it was a different time

I wish parents still slapped their children for lying. It's a bigger issue than they apparently think it is.

>Reverses time
>Gets dad to hospital
>Still dies of massive heart attack

I think he would reverse time to before he made his dad run up the driveway because that's what caused it.

>everything freezes and flies off onto space
way to go superman

Old age caused it.

Then he's be naziman

No, he had a bad heart. Fit men in their 50's don't just have heart attacks and his heart problem is actually mentioned in the movie.

Raimi was referencing this scene with the end of Spider-Man, right?

It's just a funeral scene. I don't think there's any correlation.