>AAAAOOOOGGHHRGHRGH
What did sheeve mean by this?
AAAAOOOOGGHHRGHRGH
Jacob Cox
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Michael Peterson
Adrian Wood
Spinning is a good trick.
Benjamin Young
>starwars.wikia.com
I cannot fucking believe my own eyes
Lucas Nguyen
Holy fucking shit, is there wikia page for absolutely everything?
Mason Roberts
>You may be looking for a voluntary Force yell.
Top kek.
Kayden Cox
If you watch any Star Wars movie and think, "What's that thing?" there is a Wookiepedia page for it.
Cooper Flores
> "Nooooooooooooooo!" ―Darth Vader, upon learning of Padmé Amidala's death[src]
Nolan Jones
>not being aware of wookieepedia autism
here is a classic
starwars.wikia.com
Chase Sanchez
>canon
>legends
William Walker
>Ulic Qel-Droma
Worst part is that I know who that is supposed to be.
William Martin
Jack Perry
Noah Bell
:-DDD
Blake Scott
>Forks were eating utensils
Elijah Reyes
>Forks were eating utensils.
>were
Xavier Bennett
You can't make this shit up there is no fan base as autistic as this
Tyler Moore
>page for Breast
>no page for Penis
Why live?
David Scott
He was a great jedi, dont be shameful about it
Lucas Miller
nice, reminds me of my darkside banshee exile in kotor 2. scream for days and sonic blasters
Bentley Jenkins
...
Christopher King
*clears throat*
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Andrew Russell
Oliver Watson
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>Beldorion had a formidable library of Huttese pornography
>Beldorion was a Hutt Jedi Knight serving the Jedi Order
>fucking hutt porn
Chase Phillips
>it was often paired with ova
Jackson Clark
>A LONG TIME AGO in a galaxy far far away
Ryan Morgan
>first mentioned in Dark Forces:Jedi Knight
I-I don't remember this
Christopher Jackson
starwars.wikia.com
>Zits were a facial affliction which affected most Human teenagers. While not fatal or life-threatening, zits did cause some embarrassment
Elijah Mitchell
>sheev
What do redditors mean by this?
Jace Lee
>first appearance was in the Star Wars holiday special
Ryan Brooks
>Dan Schneider put out numerous hints that Carly and Freddie would eventually end up together.
Naturally he would be involved in this
Camden Bennett
>"Nooooooooooooooo!"
>―Darth Vader, upon learning of Padmé Amidala's death[src]
Mother of God.
Michael Cruz
>Luke, did I ever tell you about scissors? Scissors were a hand-held tool made of two blades used to cut thin materials, such as hair. Pruning scissors were used to trim or sculpt plants and bushes. C-3PO used scissors to cut a bandage for Nak Pitareeze after he was injured in a crash-landing on Kalarba. And they were good friends.
Alexander Martinez
Jack Torres
...
Wyatt Hernandez
They were good tools
Ian Butler
Can't wait to till this meme comes back with tlj
Brody Sullivan
Thomas Ortiz
>Legends
So... is sperm technically not canon?
Jordan Richardson
>tfw aunt found the jizz-box
Sebastian Powell
>In several species, sperm was produced by males and inserted into females
Ayden Perez
Technically, yes. Perhaps the upcoming movie will address this.
Benjamin Moore
>the king's court will choose thy fate
>I AM THE KING'S COURT
Leo Howard
>"You sound like a festerin' jizz-box. I got a festerin' jizz-box right over there in that corner." -The assistant manager of the Wookiee's Codpiece
Nolan Robinson
...
Colton Morales
Jordan Bennett
>whatcha readin'
Samuel King
>Rey, did I ever tell you about napkins? A napkin was a cloth used to clean an individual's face. During the Amaxine warrior crisis, a napkin was used to hide a piece of paper that bore the word "RUN." This outlaid plans to destroy the senatorial conference building of the New Republic Senate on Hosnian Prime during the so-called "Napkin Bombing. I've only seen napkins once before."
Easton Sanchez
>Maul let out a feral roar of anger, as he tried to give chase
>GET BACK HERE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jayden Evans
you'd think someone walking around with a fucking paper scroll in such a technologically advanced age would be quite suspicious
Luis Kelly
And people fucking complained that the EU was thrown out the window by Disney
Henry Gray
> technologically advanced age
Star Wars is in medieval era, it's fantasy
Asher Campbell
...
Cooper Cooper
>Sith's Blood!: A Mandalorian exclamation likely referring to feces.
>Sith happens: A slang phrase used as an observation that life is full of imperfections.
>Sith me: An expletive used when shocked.
>Sithspit: A term equivalent to shit or crap.
Tyler Clark
>mfw the old EU will actually be better than what we get in TLJ
Lincoln White
Probably that you're a faggot
Aiden Jenkins
>Starkiller Base was a mobile ice planet located in the Unknown Regions that served as a stronghold of the First Order thirty years after the Battle of Endor. Commanded by an unofficial triumvirate of General Armitage Hux, Kylo Ren and Captain Phasma, it was armed with a superweapon capable of destroying entire star systems halfway across the galaxy. The First Order viewed this ability as an evolution of the planet-destroying capabilities of the Galactic Empire's Death Star designs, with the weapon serving as the ultimate culmination of Old Empire research into dark energy translations and hyperspace tunneling.
>The planet was ultimately destroyed by a Resistance attack due to a weak point exploited by pilot Poe Dameron, causing the implosion of the entire planet as the superweapon was firing upon the Resistance base on D'Qar. The stored stellar energy then expanded, causing the planet to turn into a star.
Luis Walker
>Sith's Blood!: A Mandalorian exclamation likely referring to feces.
damn, mandalorians bringing the banter
Luis Butler
...
Juan Perry
Can you fucking believe JJ denied it was a rehash
Chase Harris
someone should dub over all the dialogue with olde english
Samuel Morgan
ur idiot its original
if they make old canon and make it bigger and stronger it means the new star warswill be better noob
Liam Martinez
Jeremiah Jenkins
>when your mom walks in on you frakking off to jizz-box hutt porn
Cooper Scott
Not yet
Kayden Ramirez
Shouldn't it have taken a really long time for the beams to reach their target, from halfway across the galaxy?
Samuel Cooper
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I want to sit in that chair.
Lincoln Brooks
gilded grievous looks sweet
Jose Carter
Where did the empire get the resources to build it, it took them 20 years to build the death star at the peak of their power
Ryder Myers
the beams had hyper drives
Angel Taylor
Of all of those, I can see sithspit as being an actual derogatory/curse word. It has a nice bitterness to it.
Kayden Perez
they didn't build a planet. they just hollowed it out and built that trench shit in the middle
Leo Sanders
Still not quite as good as just saying shit. Shit feels like you're spitting out a bullet.
Luke Powell
>given the chance to introduce new designs to the star wars universe
>makes a bigger death star
>same weakness as previous iterations
>removes New Republic to recreate rebels vs. empire setting
Disney and JJ Abrams all about that nostalgia pandering
Jason Hernandez
>digging hole this big would be easier than just building a "space station"
Granted it's implied Snoke built this shit long time before but it's still fucking retarded
>member star destroyer? member super star destroyer? well we got even bigger one
>member at-at? we got that in bigger
>member this member that? its all bigger more cool and dont forget to buy the toys goys
Jeremiah Butler
I'm not gonna defend TFA's contrivances but at a certain point I don't see why anyone would care about details like that, or how people could see 5 planets destroyed at the same time, etc
deconstructing that stuff is not the point of space adventure movies.
Matthew Harris
>was described as a sort of gigantic floating pillow
>pillow
>chair
Which is it?!
Austin Garcia
...
Owen Lewis
Well desu the AT-AT example isn't a good one because it's only been like two decades since ROTJ. Evolution of a smaller engine of war like the AT-AT is more reasonable than just continuing to redesign the same stupid spherical super weapon that keeps getting destroyed.
Henry Barnes
You know, a big space station that could hide out in weird places and fire off big world-shattering torpedoes that pop out of hyperspace right on top of the target would've made for a more interesting weapon.
Grayson Morris
starwars.wikia.com
Is Wookieepedia the single most autistic place on the internet?
Mason Jones
Don't even have to make something to fire torpedoes just load some cargo ships with explosives and send them straight into a planet at hyper speed
allahu ackbar
Christian Gutierrez
well we've all spent the last hour reading it, so...
what did we mean by this?
Ayden Jones
Trading hyperspace projectiles with enemies a system or two away makes for some interesting to watch tactics.
Adam Gonzalez
Colton Williams
It would be interesting to see what a planet would look like if warfare like this was common.
The cities would be underground. The planet might have some kind of shielding or maybe the atmosphere itself has been altered to lessen explosions or prematurely detonate enemy missiles.
It's a neat concept.
Aaron Rodriguez
You ain't seen nothin' yet
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Kevin Cruz
Jordan Gutierrez
The last Jedi is plural unfortunately for that joke.
Noah Reyes
That's exactly the weapon the Imperial Remnants use in the expanded universe, the galaxy gun.
James Torres
Doesn't /asp/ have like a WWE wiki or some shit?
Nicholas Lopez
Still amusing to notice how everything just gets bigger (starkiller, star destroyers, mega star destroyers, AT ATs) or goes completely unchanged (X wings, Tie fighters) in the new triology.
Camden Ortiz
...
Hudson Anderson
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It'd be interesting to see someone attempt to defend against a missile that could appear anytime anywhere.
I had no idea. Christ, imagine trying to get around inside this thing, or any of the mega-structures in SW.
Asher Diaz
Well at least it's not too big for a super weapon, and it's quite a sound concept.
Unlike Starkiller base.
Nolan Robinson
Ayden Stewart
HE MEANT FUCK ALL THA JEWS.....
Adrian Baker
Tis the season then
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