ITT: Predict the quippy exchanges that will be written into Avengers: Infinity War
>Stark and Quill butt heads because Tony doesn't like aliens
>Tony goofs on Captain America's beard, calls him "Castaway"
>Thor and Drax have a pissing contest over who's more powerful
>Rocket calls the Iron Man suit "cute" and says he built something similar when he was a kid
>Either Quill or Stark refers to Thanos as a California Raisin
>This will be worse than Justice League rite u guise?
pathetic
This would be so epic
>Thanos turns into a giant monster
>Gamora to Black Widow: Definitely left swipe!
I want a Mantis/Spidey team up.
>Drax sees Black Panther and Falcon in the corner
>nudges Hawkeye and asks what species they are
>"Ha, they're humans, buddy. Same as the rest of us."
>Drax squints
>"I don't like them."
who is that semon demon on the left
wow the damage control from you DCucks is hilarious
she is beautiful..... on the inside
I laughed
>>Rocket calls the Iron Man suit "cute" and says he built something similar when he was a kid
I can actually see this happening. Might not even be that bad if they do it properly. Have Stark go off about his genius, then have Rocket build something from a box of scraps that solves the problem while he's posturing.
The real question is who will make fun of Thor for his eyepatch?
Pom Klementieff aka Mantis
Kek, 10/10
>being this retarded
Justice League sucked a fat one, literally nobody is denying that. Fuck off back to GameFAQs.
This is the best brainlet I've ever seen!
Upvoted, gilded, and saved for later!!!
>RDJ and bumblebee cumbersome
>Watson says "No shit Sherlock"
>Both look at me
>Both look at camera
If it's a movie reference then it's probably Stark or Quill calling him Snake Plissken or something. Otherwise Strange or someone else might quip about his depth perception.
>Quill calling him Snake Plissken or something
That would be meta as fuck
Only good part of GOTG 2.
Inevitable fisting jokes.
>Tony sees Cap's beard
>"That's uh... a new look. Are you contractually obliged not to shave?"
Shiet, my yellow fever is rising
>everyone is running around using their magic powers/super tech
>Hawkeye looks around
>looks at his bow
>looks at black widow
>they both sigh, crack a beer, and sit down to watch
let it rise user
Jesus Christ, I didn't even bother looking her up because they made her ugly in GOTG2. What a mistake.
dude is so out of place. all day sucking dicks or getting rammed by randoms in the street and yet here it is next to a cutie. He doesn't know what the fuck he is supposed to do. It's sad.
Sorry to ruin your gay wet dream about him but he's in a relationship with Zendaya and that's why he doesn't care about Bom. Not all men are cheating fucks.
>>Stark and Quill butt heads because Tony doesn't like aliens
>>Tony goofs on Captain America's beard, calls him "Castaway"
>>Thor and Drax have a pissing contest over who's more powerful
>>Either Quill or Stark refers to Thanos as a California Raisin
Won't happen
>>Rocket calls the Iron Man suit "cute" and says he built something similar when he was a kid
Might happen, but with another delivery. Has potential.
kek, that's actually good
See, that would work except they're not friends and Tony was the one with a contract boner in CW, not Cap
fuggggggg
>Dem nips
these are accurate. i guarantee at least one of these will be in it verbatim.
quill will make a pass at black widow
...
Kino
...
Spiderman: "Woah, so that's the power of the Dark Side huh?" As Thanos demonstrates his strength
Tony: "did you say dark side?"
Peter: "yeah, dark side. Like he's the ultimate evil. Chaos and destruction incarnate. A veritable god of death who is all encompassing...he's like a dark side or something. Dark side. Why do you ask?"
Tony: "...no reason"
*DC tears*
>Quill will make a pass at Black Widow
What late 70's/early 80's femme fatale is he gonna compare her to? Xenia Onatopp would be perfect but Goldeneye didn't get released until after he was abducted from Earth.
Yeah everyone who doesn't like quipfest movies from marvel is a dc fan. retard
>movie opens with a recap of the entire MCU by the beaner from Ant Man.
if it doesn't happen marvel is done
>Nick Fury and Thor meet.
>"Nice look."
>"Eh, it's half of what of it used to be."
>First scene with Thanos and Avengers
>Thanos steps forward, towering over them
>Scene is genuinely tense and foreboding
>Iron Man: "Well... he looks bad"
>Audience: *bursts out into laughter*
>Black Widow: "Seriously???"
>Audience: *Screaming and crying with laughter*
>Thanos: *falls over and farts*
>Audience: *Rolling around on cinema floor laughing, several people passed out*
90% on Rotten Tomatoes
In all seriousness there's definitely gonna be a quip during Thanos' introduction to The Avengers.
and then they kiss
...
The whole scene is kino
Don't forget the Thanoscopter
>Literally just a helicopter with "Thanos" written on it
Spidey: Hey everyone do you remember that really cool new movie called Star Wars The Last Jedi? *wraps webs around giant enemy's legs and makes him trip*
I think they'll tone down the quips for IW. There'll be humor but not AOU level. The tone from the leaked trailer looks like Winter Soldier.
jesus I want to be princess carried by Punished Cap
>subtitle appears
>"(IN THEATERS EVERYWHERE DECEMBER 15)"
Infinity War comes out after The Last Jedi
Shit you're right, I'm retarded. Also checked.
>Cool line up shot every cape movie does
>Thanos: What do we have here? A little Justice League?
Jfc are you Whedon?
Raimi isnt directing the movie