I wish I could return to season 2 when I was still in love with Peridot. I want to love her again, I really do.
Cameron Brooks
>If you were a twenty-tens kid, you'll probably remember a show called Steven Universe >it was a cute cartoon about a boy going on magical adventures with these magical crystal warriors and saving the world >that's not really the point of this story, though >way back around 2015-2016 I was an intern at cartoon network studios >they'd just gotten the animation back from Korea, and the crew was giving it a final review before sending it out for broadcast >the title card, which should have read 'Tiger Philanthropist," instead read "Jasper's Special Delivery" >one of the other interns did a throaty chuckle, but the actual crew members looked pretty concerned >we kept watching anyway >the opening frame showed Jasper's silhouette looming over the doorway to the barn >peridot was inside, working on a machine with a wielding tool >she looked up at the offscreen Jasper and screamed >then, in raspy voice, Jasper said >"TIME FOR MILK" >the entire crew was frozen in place as a jet of steaming white fluid shot out at peridot like it'd been fired for a firehouse >"DRINK IT ALL, IT'S NUTRITIOUS" >Lapis landed in front of the barn, which Jasper was already inside of >"Peridot, I'm bac-" >Lapis was cut short by a second stream of high pressure lactose >the stream hit her directly in her mouth, and she ballooned up like a piece of Dobson fanart >She crew so large that she actually poofed (retreated into her gemstone to heal) >Jasper stood over the fallen gem, her nipples still leaking >a member of the staff, Zuke or something like that, actually resigned right then and there >Jasper gave a demented smile and picked up the gemstone >"YOU DARE WASTE MY PRECIOUS MILK?" >with that, Jasper crushed the blue gem in her mighty paws >Peridot was hunched over in the corner, looking 200lbs heavier and moaning in pain >Jasper then looked directly at the camera as the distant sound of cows mooing filled the room
Landon Adams
Yes
Joshua Allen
I know that feel user, I really do.
Nolan Ross
Reminder that the juking is confirmed
Luis Hernandez
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Brandon Nelson
Posting it here.
If the Crewniverse wanted to do something about abusive relationships why not do it with Pearl, White Diamond and Rose?
I'm not good at converying emotion, because I am an autistic cunt however, it would go something like this.
>Rose explains to Pearl that her Diamond dosen't care about her, and will replace her like the many before her l, not to mention the abuse hurled at her when White has a bad day. >Pearl, crying, says that her Diamond loves her, and if she didn't she wouldn't have had her made. >Her diamond just gets a little angry sometimes.
This could have hit two birds with one stone, as we get P. backstory and building and the abusive line they wanted to go for.
or maybe this is a shit idea, and I'm a cunt, who knows? Also I meant they should have done it instead of Jaspis.
Isaiah Ramirez
Gems should wrestle
Oliver Moore
I am still waiting for this to get translated.
Juan Price
You already know the truth, Renegade Pearl!
Sebastian Evans
'Cause you lack imagination.
Jacob Campbell
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Luke Ramirez
Epic prank idea. Steven tells Pearl that he is Rose and always has been, his body os just her new form because she got sick of her old one.
She's adorable, but I'd rather her a villain than become a meme.
Daniel Bell
even if that were true it would still be worth it
Gabriel Martin
Wait a day and you'll see
Ayden Reyes
Maybe the real reason navy steals the ship and leaves is because lapis was mean to her
Elijah Hall
Maybe she can't stand the memebarn
Brayden Butler
Canon.
Ryder Anderson
And thats a valid reason
I wouldnt want to be stuck with those 2 either
Ryan Price
A better idea.
Pearl was originally written off for not meeting the specifications of the master's made order. She never know who her original master was and would've been shattered if not Pink Diamond taking pity on her. Pearl joined her court, hovewer did have a person she could serve, thus fueling her insecurities and such. Until Rose Quartz comes into picture.
Xavier Wood
*didn't have a person
Isaiah Young
The day user stops hating himself, is the day this show will become legendary.
Henry Mitchell
Does this look like the face of a villain to you
Michael Jackson
Never will happen than
Aaron Lee
My honest feeling is that she will be tricking them at first, but then she'll have a change of heart and/or can't go through with it.
Liam Martin
>Room for Ruby >It's a 'heroes bond with villain/villainous minion who turns to the good side but by the end of the episode due to tragic circumstances or betrayal the status quo is restored
There, we don't need to watch it now.
Screencap this even.
Tyler Wilson
>Judging a book by its cover This gem bubbled a loyal friend for 5,000 years because she was serious about the war.
Jack Flores
This seems likely
Jaxson Adams
take it back
Carson Walker
what episode is this pearl from?
Ethan Nguyen
yes
Adam Lopez
Message Received, you can tell because she has Raven's signature pointy snoot.
Austin Cooper
Message Received I believe
Matthew Davis
Ah I see
Despite the 'giraffe' bullshit I thought that was a really good episode honestly.
Bentley Garcia
Message received you idiot
Leo Wilson
I think if she does do it, she will go through with it because she wants to save her sisters Or maybe all belly gems are evil after all
Gabriel Myers
This does.
Leo Garcia
Don't be for no rude reason whatsoever you stupid fucking waste of sperm. When you finally die a horrible death I sincerely hope you don't leave anything behind so that the maggots won't have to suffer eating your rancid flesh.
Jayden Evans
Its sad to think that there are gems who never got to be free, that died in the war.
Nathan Hall
Don't cut yourself with that edge Reddit
Juan Sullivan
I agree with the sentiment, but jesus.
Benjamin Lewis
>reddit
TOO FAR
Kevin Sanders
What's even sadder is that their corpses were desecration and reanimated into a horrific living nightmare
I am so pissed that the show didn't explore gem shard fusions more
Wyatt Price
...
Dylan Martinez
i want to say its not too late for that, but i have very little hope myself.
Ryder Flores
She has every right to be upset for what they did to her
Andrew Nguyen
I miss this Steven
>THIS IS YOUR EXISTENCE NOW
Jonathan Harris
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Jaxson Watson
Remember when people thought Peridot was behind the experiments?
I kind of wish that was the case now.
Isaac Sanders
Still looks pure to me
Blake Perez
Honestly this episode was great
Owen Perez
If nothing else at least this episode will cement Navy as the cutest Ruby of all time.
Sebastian Nguyen
Filthy fucking piece of shit. All those ugly little bastards need to be shattered.
Chase Rivera
>rubies are voiced by an asian girl >look sort of like black ones
so what is the truth?
Colton Hill
They are look like black 12 year old boys and are voiced by a asian woman who looks like a 12 year old boy.
Cooper Russell
They are filipino
Asher Ortiz
The rubies are adorable
Leave them alone
Brody Walker
How is she gonna molest Steven?
James Price
notice how navy is the only one who seems to be nice
Parker Cruz
Of course Cause shes pure
Isaac Hill
purely dead
Easton Price
I want Jasper to sit on me and show her dominance
Isaac Watson
She has no reason to agree to leave her comrades in space though, since we see no evidence that she actually was treated poorly.
Daniel Mitchell
Why the fuck do guys watch this show? This is a girl show you freaks and /sug/ is for girls only. So fuck off and stop being a bunch of creeps and go watch football or what ever shit it is you guys watch.
Kevin Jenkins
What annoys me is that this episode shouldn't exist, because Garnet, Pearl, and Amethyst should ahve gathered up and bubbled the rubies weeks ago. It doesn't really seem like they have anything better to do with their time.
Ian Richardson
How much longer before one of the gems gives into there lust for young hybrid?
Chase Bennett
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Jonathan Hill
/sug/ is full of girls tho
Carson White
I am a girl. That's why I always talk about wanting Steven to fug me
