Who would be best?

who would be best?

Sneed

theres only one out of those four, and unless you're a memeing cuck, its jake

epic

Affleck is great even if his movies suck ass

>not Chuck

Oscar Isaac would be perfect but his height kills it. I don't want to see WB give him the RDJ treatment when standing next to the other guys.

WE

None of them

If you're going to change Batman's race cast Iko Uwais and set it in Indonesia.

Do memes imitate life or does life imitate memes?

only a matter of time before batman is a nigger
in the year 2050 he'll be a tranny nigger

nanananananana

BLACK MAN

idris elba

If they don't have dark hair and blue eyes then it doesn't work.

Based on appeal and character wise, Idris Elba. The other guys look like faggots & as much as I like Jake, he's not Bruce, he's more like Nightwig.

idris elba should play every character in every movie, tv show, and stage performance from now on. he is just that good yall!!!

idris elba has never been in a good movie in his life
if it wasnt for Sup Forums memeing him to death nobody would know who he is

for me it's Idris

If Idris Elba is Batman...did the police shoot his parents?

>movie
He was great in the Wire and Luther you filthy pleb.

WE

so television, the inferior medium, is his ceiling. Thanks for settling this

Beasts of No Nation is genuinely great, Luther is decent and Pacific Rim is fun
but other than that, he seems to star mostly in flops and shitty movies

>oscar issac
way too short

>his parents
You mean just Martha. His father would have already left.

nobody watches luther and the wire was almost 10 years ago
his biggest role was some minor blackwashed side character on one of the worse capeshit

>The Dark Knight

Agreed but that wasn't the point.
I bet you enjoy capeshit.

*Gains invisiblity at night*

My man
*said in a husky black man voice, as ladies swoon*

Armond White?

But user, Idris Elba is a bad choice since Batman can go out at night without Robin.

I want to hear Batman say "Call me a cuck, will ya!?"

>Agreed but that wasn't the point.
alright i give you that he was on the wire, but everything else hes been in was a flop and/or pure garbage

>Oscar Isaac
>5'9"
>Bruce Wayne

>his dad actually never died, he successfully ran away

black batman is when I finally stop watching capeshit

>Armie Hammer
>not Green Lantern

Get outta here

Lol holy shit im dying

requesting Robbin

I don't know that any Batman actor has had that combination

Brent Spiner

>a nigger
>a 5'4" spic
"okay"

>Commisioner Gordon shoots him on sight

Now I'm intrigued.

Maybe
No
Fuck no, memester
No

tell me about Ewan

you know it's true

Is Affleck leaving before standalone batman film?

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

Too pretty
Too short
Too black
Too soyboy

If we're talking about depressed, dickhead, somewhat of a womanizer and recluse Bruce Wayne then I want pic related

>Batman
Why are there people of color

Too fat and lazy

Make it happen

>tfw you'll never see a batman movie where Batman and the Joker are 6'4 like they are in the comics

...

Why is Idris Elba the go to black guy when it comes to recasting/taking over an iconic role? Do the people who always suggest him for roles not realize how racist they look in their attempts to not look racist?

>Jake a soyboy

>fat

How often you milk those mantits Don?

>fat

lol

>Gotham's The Batman has been mistakenly gunned down by Gotham Police on only his second night of vigilante work

pls be idris elba
the buthurt would be delicious

Thinner than Fatfleck. I would also pick Hamm.

>hamm

>fat

What's you point? His eyes are too big and baby-like and his voice is too high also he's too short.

>Armie Hammer
Literally box office poison. Name me a film he hasn't killed
>Oscar Isaac
I would love it but 2bh, he's too short. I say that as a manlet too.
>Idris
I unironically enjoy his work, usually, but come on, no memes.
>Jake
His face is too kind, can't take him seriously if he were to try an affect a stern demeanor. He does weird/autistic well but not tough

Is that Idris Elba?
Why have a black Batman when bootleg Batman (i.e. Black Panther) is already black?

>His face is too kind

Wasn't a problem in Nightcrawler

>those bulges
I want his hamm iykwim

The social network
Man from Uncle

He's too old I want a younger Batman in his late 20s

Affleck is 45, you can't just retcon the first two movies and make him 20 years younger

>Affleck is 45, you can't just retcon the first two movies and make him 20 years younger

You totally can

Sure you can, because you're recasting as it is.

And the reeves batman movie will be a standalone movie separate from the DCEU i think

>late 20s batman

what is the fucking appeal? I'd rather have Terry Mcginnis in that case.

Peak Batman is mid 30s-early 40s Batman.

why are lefties always trying to shove niggers into roles? why not asians or hispanics?

Yes a late 20s actor so he can age as time goes on with the movies, inside the actual movie as a character they may choose to make him whatever age they wish though

Late 20s Batman makes zero sense. Late 20s Bruce Wayne was off traveling the world, and not in gotham.

>ewan as the joker

>or hispanics
Oscar is hispanic
I'd rather watch Idris in films than spics and most mongoloids desu

I know, did you read what i said?

You need a young actor so he can actually stay in shape easily but you can just make him look a little older in the movie for the character.

You know the difference between a character and the actor right?

>elba

he's just volunteered for literally anything then, the journos in on the meme?

>armie hammer
already green lantern
>oscar issac
a fucking manlet
>idris elba
black batman is a taboo in the comics
>not going to happen, it would make his little sister mad that he's getting roles in batman flicks and her ugly is not.

Affleck will be hard to top though

>I'd rather watch Idris in films than spics and most mongoloids desu
of course you would soyboy

Hartnett has been blacklisted from hollywood ever since he refused the role of superman, batman and spider-man

Cgi Adam West.

best would be they stop struggling anymore to make dc movies. fridge that shit.
it wont be better with the 9th recasted batman either.

If Roman Polanski can still get work after molesting children, Hartnett can come back. He expressed regret over passing on the role

The most dangerous thing is a humiliated man

>not just having Idris be John Stewart Green Lantern
>fits the Justice League cartoon perfectly

NO JEWS

he upset the wrong people. he even talked about this in some interview. he might never come back, at least in mainstream films.

this one
>“I’ve definitely said no to some of the wrong people,” he said. “I said no because I was tired and wanted to spend more time with my friends and family. That’s frowned upon in this industry. People don’t like being told no. I don’t like it. I learned my lesson when Christopher Nolan and I talked about Batman. I decided it wasn’t for me. Then he didn’t want to put me in The Prestige. They not only hired their Batman for it, they also hired my girlfriend [Scarlett Johansson] at the time.”

Armie “My Dick Is The” Hammer

that much dick , want

casey affleck

Idris elba, why is this nigger so loved?

>Idris Elba
I cannot wait for this meme to die. Can he just please get accused of sexual assault or something?