"I'm going to call in an expert" *calls you*

What object are you appraising?

A child with autism

Fungi that grows in cum towels.

Antique Sup Forums posts

Vintage easy bake oven

A qualified employer retirement plan's ability to pass annual nondiscrimination testing.

Alt-right tears.

rare internet memes

Westerns and pre-80's Japanese films

MTG Cards. Tell him not to go any higher than $50 for a mint Black Lotus.

the subtleties of high-grade kino

Early 90’s McDonalds happy meal toys

you triggered, cuck?

Found one!

Femdom porn

how does it feel?

I've seen this pic 5 times in the last 30 minutes, calm your autism

Dragon dildos

Another (you), kind triggered sir.

How much for the nugget box?

Could you faggots keep refrain from derailing every thread?

Please stop embarrassing us.

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Tranny porn

$4.98 to the right buyer. It’s appreciated in value, but it’s nowhere near as desireable as the Big Mac or the fries

Another please, sir. I love trump tears

>how much can I get for this full page ad for an event that will never happen?

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Found another! Thanks for the (You)!

definitely triggered

A nazi war emblem

Probably some weird horror book

>that blue hamburger one in the bottom left corner

This was one of my favorite toys when I was 5 years old, and I remember being really sad when I lost it. Fuck user, I didn't need these feels today user.

;_;

Amateur NTR and Domination captioned photos

Cartoons made for children, watched by degenerate soyboys

Battletoads

movie posters and other prints. Im expert when it comes to paper, print quality, ink/toner, graphics.

Naughty America MFHM and MFST scenes

the assholes of different MtF porn stars

Carpet.

I look at the floor when people are talking because I’m a bashful virgin.
I know more about carpets than I know about humans and how to interact with them.

you dont know anything about carpet

Shemale Japan.

I'd do $20 for that chesseburgersaurus

Anime patches

A katana and a thirst for revenge

I've read so many different iterations and done so much research into the origins and publication of this work that I'm probably one of the most qualified non literature historians around.

cunny

Bronze sculpture

A bane toy, i am an expert to tell if its a big guy or a hothead

Brodo memes