Why does Sup Forums jack off to cartoons?

Why does Sup Forums jack off to cartoons?

Because Sup Forums jacks off to everything.

Weird sexual deviancy.

Because they look better than real life.

Why anyone jacks off to anything?

spbp

Was that button designed by Nick Manning?

>DROPPIN' FUCKIN' LOADS IN YOUR MOUTH

Why does Sup Forums jack off to anime?
Why does Sup Forums jack off to vidya?

Because they do not know the joys of anal pleasure.

Why does /k/ jack off to guns?
Why does /fit/ jack off to well-muscled guys?
Why does /mlp/ jack off to pastel coloured horses?
Why does Sup Forums jack off to Donald Trump?
Why does /d/ jack off to tentacles and futa?
Why does /aco/ jack off to the same things /d/ jacks off to but with a western artist?
Some mysteries will never be solved.

/fit/ here

What Sup Forums jacks off to?

Because it's still fantasizing about banging people. Even if the people aren't real it's not much different than imagining a sex scene you're reading in a book, or imagining banging Jennifer Lawrence. Neither of them are gonna happen but for some reason one is weird and one isn't and no one questions it.

>inb4 buh muh jennifer is real
not when you're banging her in your imagination you dipshit. you absolute moron.

Yoshi

Haha

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I have needs. Horrible needs that can't be satisfied outside the confines of my room.

>needs that can't be satisfied outside the confines of my room.
>Li Li
>Horrible needs
But Li Li is an adult during Legion, user. She's only a kid during MoP and WoD. The HOTS version is a kid too.

Because Sup Forums is a porn site and nobody would have come here in the first place if not for jacking off.

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I wish Dogyd drew more.
And was open for commissions.

Hey, if that's your reason that's fine, but there's no way a lot of people come to Sup Forums for the porn.

wait

was i supposed to be jacking it to something else? Not like I have a limited amount of nuts to bust in my lifetime

>feel alienated during youth, can't get into normalfaggotry
>as you start to sexually mature, your subconscious realizes your chances to procreate with these people are minimal
>your subconscious figures that, hey, those 2D characters never rejected you, you could probably score with them instead
>your sexuality develops accordingly

this

also you're 13. the hottest big tittied blonde you have ever seen is android 18, and you found google images in 1997 way before safe search.

Because they make my penis hard.

10/10 taste

I have needs. Horrible needs that can't be satisfied outside the confines of my room.

>Why does /k/ jack off to guns?
You don't? How could you not get aroused at pic related?

Because real people probably don't want some weirdo jerking off to them, whether they know it or not.

Only perfection

Then how does the porn industry stay afloat?

Post that car reproductive system pic someone

You hit the nail on the head. When I realized that I had zero chance of ever finding someone I found out that 2D women were superior anyways so what was the point of going out to just get rejected multiple times by hateful 3DPD when instead I could be in the comfort of waifus and not get my heart broken.

I am the last male to pass on the family name and I will die alone because women are hateful selfish creatures and I am currently preparing the rope goodbye friends.

Because my fetishes are not something to be tried by real 3D people and cartoons tend to be hotter.

>my fetishes are not something to be tried by real 3D people
Elaborate.

I don't.

>Why does /trash/ jack of to (sometimes literal) garbage

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Because monstergirls don't exist in 3D.

That's good. Monstergirls come with monsterboys, also known as just plain monsters. They would kill you.

>>monsterboys, also known as just plain monsters. They would kill you.
>>They would kill you.
>He doesn't know what Nephalem are
>He doesn't know what Goblins are
>He doesn't play Diablo 3
Ha.

Micro/Macro, hypnotism, goru, and vore

>and vore
I figured that would be one of them.
see you in the /gigantic/ threads.

It'll be a good time.

Cartoons as in, Sup Forums cartoons or the general term of cartoons as in anything animated or drawn?
The first no, the second yes.
The exaggerated and simplified shapes of cartoons don't lend themselves well to porn in my opinion, even someone like Aunt Grandma, I can appreciate the sexyness but no fapping.

GET BACK TO /TRASH/ PANDA POSTER!