North Korean escape kino

Anything like this? Could it be done?

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lmao, why go prone to shoot when the dude is running away.

What's the story here? Did he survive?

why did that guy fall on the ground

toggled prone for accuracy

Do you think all those people that failed to stop his escape were murdered?

Nobody would believe me but i was there a day before it happened. One of the strangest places on earth.

>guy defects to sk
>his bros open fire on him
>shot 5 times
>just barely makes it across
>airlifted to hospital
>needs 3.5 gallons of blood
>has tons of parasites in his body
>doctor has only seen this shit in textbooks
>guy wakes up and asks for kpop

would you like to stand next to your malnourished friend empting his magazine

youtube.com/watch?v=iGDZaEDKOmA

this. all true

He didn't tie his shoes

>guy wakes up and asks for kpop
The power of waifus at work

he was dolphin diving

Fucking hell

Tell me more about the parasites

Fake news, nk is actually a nice country to live in and no one wants to escape. In fact many people wish to go there and they have to be careful not to let too many migrants in!

>implying it's not an infamous paedophile who stole an army uniform and the considerate North Koreans tried to stop him getting to SK.

Too late now.

One was nearly a foot long

Bet Trump is gonna rub this all in Kims face

did he watch justice league bootleg and saw blackpink in the flash scene?

I-I'd know if something like that was in me right?
>South Korea itself was afflicted with widespread parasitic infections through the 1970s, when more than 80 percent of the population carried parasitic worms. After a 9-year-old girl died in 1963 and doctors found more than 1,000 parasitic worms in her body, the country launched a national campaign to eradicate parasites.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>defecting from the DPRK
When will this bourgeoisie propaganda stop?

Thats some MGS level shit right there.

Should've built #TheWall

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HMMMM, MAKES ME WONDER WHY NEWS DON'T TALK ABOUT IT IN SWEDEN, MAYBE IT'S ALL JUST BECAUSE THEY RATHER NOT TALK NEGATIVE ABOUT NK BECAUSE TRUMP DOESN'T LIKE IT.
SILLY THOUGHT!

If he didn't have worms I'd say that he was a wimp for defecting. Honestly if you're that fucked up and parasitic, can't really blame him for running away

Everybody has their reasons and that's a good one.

wouldn't it be wimpier to just accept the status quo compared to getting shot trying to better your situation?

They are in camp X-6 right now, with three generations of their family to be.

fat fingered ctrl

>ctrl
Literally plebeian control scheme. Z prone X crouch master race.

c is for crouch

MALE TO FEMALE C O P U L A T I O N

>try to leave a complete shithole of a country
>while some fatass sweating on a comfy chair in front of a computer calls you a wimp
Wew

No
One moment of courage in exchange for a difficult lifestyle where you're expected to be brave everyday isn't a fair trade off

You are disgusting and a blight on society.

Read about 'Camp 22' in North Korea.

Sounds like Sup Forumss kind of place.

t. cod babby

Did my time, in fatigues and a striped get up.

You would know soyboy.

The Net
DMZ

Good movies, both Korean

Too much sake and anime

Yea and I'm the fucken queen of Italy

W O L B A C H I A

You euros are all queens

>those scenes where the good guy is running from the bad guys who are all shooting at him but almost none of the bullets hit the good guy are more realistic than i ever imagined

I know parasites can cause pain, but can you feel them moving inside?

Looks like his foot caught something or he slipped on leaves

I have them around my anus. Every now and then I feel them move, usually when I drink coffee.

abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/hospital-korean-soldiers-condition-stabilizing-51235994

I'm suddenly remembering that TNG episode called defector where the twist was the Romulans allowed him to escape in order to bait the Enterprise into the DMZ and attack it

>>mfw leftpol thinks North Korea is the best place on Earth because it's socialist and drumpf don't like it

>workers are united
>people are free from capitalist oppression
>fully unionised
>no homelessness
>no joblessness
>s...socialism doesn't work
>nervous porky.jpg
Workers of the world unite!

>that friend that always used toggle aim and toggle crouch instead of hold
Bonus points for inverted horizontal and vertical camera
The fuck was wrong with you dude

r u stupid

>people are free from capitalist oppression

>>no homelessness
>>no joblessness

You forgot

>infected with a megaton of parasites

>poverty
>food shortages
>lack of food sterilization, preservation, refregeration
>parasites in the crops and livestock which has transferred to the people

We're talking about metaphorical Andrew Ryan 'Parasites' right?
..right?

Refugees are the bad guys now. It's 2017.

try and fall as quickly to the ground as you can and you will fall exactly like him on purpose

>people are free from capitalist oppression

is that why they risk their lives to escape from a socialist country to get into a capitalist one, like every other refugee on the planet?

According to the article its because they do not have access to nitrogen fertilizer. Coincidentally, China is the largest utilizer of nitrogen fertilizer on Earth.

Hmm.....

>no joblessness
Also not legal to not have a job, so good luck

>attempt to leave
>get shot at
Sounds like a blast.

>Attempt to learn
>get shot at
Sounds like freedom to me.

Lol the main difference between capitalist North Korea and Communist North Korea is that here in Capitalist North Korea we put all the workers we plan to shoot for trying to leave in much smaller more isolated locations because we have the acreage and the oceanic borders to do so.

That's literally it.

>film opens up with the soldier speeding through tons of empty roads
>jumps out of car, bullets start flying past his head
>freeze frame

How do you know if you have parasites?? Sometimes i get a weird tingle in my anus like a parasite just poked its head out and went back in.

He dropped his contact lenses.

>bad guys can't hit the running guy for shit despite there being like 5 of them firing and him being right in front of them
wow i guess james bond movies aren't that unrealistic after all

everyone there has parasites that probably fucked with their aim

>implying they were actually trying to hit him
would you shoot your bro?

Fuck me. The whole video is kino as fuck.
>those south korean soldiers crawling to get him in the end

youtube.com/watch?v=t_P7emQGz6A

holy shit i didnt know about that part

>shoes
>NK

only the rich have shoes

You said?

"Yep, that's me!"

>no, not him, me!
>camera zooms in on the parasite in his stomach

He got hit 5 times and is currently on a assisted breathing, which means his brain is probably made out of smooth goo now.

Nah he woke up and requested to watch tv lol

he is currently conscious and breathing unassisted

I wish there was actual footage of what happens in all the prisons and work camps in bad korea. Everybody is too pussy to get a camera in there or any of that. Like what if they had a movie where there was a guard who was undercover filming everything. Everyone is brainwashed to shit though...

Did he really drive into a ditch? God damn dude, talk about bad luck. Right at the finish line too.

there is literally nothing wrong with toggle aim

It's basically detroit but asian.
And the people are actually working.

Why do they wear the korean?

Even if he didn't drive into a ditch there are probably gates or at the very least anti vehicle barriers set up at the border, not to mention guards from both sides. Although it's clear that SK was monitoring him for a while I doubt that border guards wouldn't shoot him, SK and NK both.

>makes it across border
>soldiers from NK and SK both shooting at him
Talk about bad luck

Kpop kek

>Doctors measured the soldier as being 1.7 meters (5.6 feet) tall, but weighing just 60 kilograms (132 pounds).

WHEN

WILL

THEY

LEARN

>korean with 1.7m
>manlet
Maybe to us, but he's probably considered tall in Korea

Having threads like this on Sup Forums is why I like this board

it's a pretty shitty thread outside of op

>outside of op
Including.

except he got hit multiple times