If you could, which su character would you fuck Sup Forums?

If you could, which su character would you fuck Sup Forums?
pic related on my choice

Ronaldo

Lars

Cookie Cat

If I could choose one character to fuck, it'd be my wife.

Peridot. Because she's the smallest. So she probably wouldn't think my dick was small.

I want to make sweet tender love with Lapis.

rape Pearl

I would've gone for Yellow Pearl, but snobbiness and smugness are huge turn-offs for me.

She big, I like

Sadie's mom has got it going on.

Priyanka seems like the kind of woman who, once she passes a certain threshold, goes full ahegao.

Hasn't she seen Steven naked?
Of course, Murdercock Junior would not be a fair comparison for almost anyone.

You're supposed to go Agate on her ass until she starts sobbing and you can make her call her 'my diamond'.

Does this show have any equines

Lapis.

Most gems have probably never actually seen a dick before or even know what they are.

Sadie

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>Most gems have probably never actually seen a dick before or even know what they are.

TFW the closest equivalent they have is-

"You put it inside her body and squirt your fluid into her?"
"Uh yes."
"And the fluid grows into a new human?"
"...Well, not - yeah, basically."
"Until the new human emerges from her body?"
"Yes."
"So it's like a miniature Injector?"

Flaming Leonardo will always be my choice.

Amy

what is wrong with you

...But imagine the smell.

Bestiality, apparently.

Not that horses aren't sexy.

Oh damn, Same choice, If it's who I believe you picked.

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Eeehhh... Peridot.

Even though Lapis has my favorite female bodyshape, I hate her new personality after she was bundled up with Peridot in the barn.

Maybe people should start making threads in the su general. Since SU fags can't keep it in one thread it's only fair to start topic discussions for other cartoons in their general.

my nigga

Either would be good.