You're given almost unlimited resources to make your dream movie, with only two exceptions:

You're given almost unlimited resources to make your dream movie, with only two exceptions:
1) all the writers have to black;
2) the entire cast has to black.

What do you do?

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kill myself

Remake Schindler list

The Rwanda massacre. Directed by Sam Raimi.

Movie about Europe set 100 years into the future

Damn it raimi

i completely sperg out and go masturbate to pictures of hitler in my room full of piss bottles

>writer
>black
How?

>entire cast black

but then who plays the villan

gangbanger thug gangsta hip hop drive-by rapstravaganza where everyone gets AIDS and dies, while blaming the White Man

i just make lord of the rings again but this time I call it "black frodo and his journey through middle earth with his friends "

I'll make a movie about the Congo civil war.

A movie black people renouncing their citizenship, moving to Africa and having wonderful lives there. Movie ends with a black youth sitting over some field, moving music starts playing and he softly says "I'm home".

Macbeth adaptation set in pre-discovery tribal Africa

Hardcore porno but plot is wypipo have enslaved blacks once again and are using them for bizzare televised sex games. Blacks eventually kill all wypipo after uprising but more importantly there are multiple explixit blacked scenes and black on black hardcore. No white males have sex in the film and multiple cuckings occur

Would make billions

Remake Cooley High, but set it in late 80's Detroit with a detroit house soundtrack in place of the original's motown.

Fund it!

I make some pretentious shit about slavery that wins all the awards so that the next time I make a movie I get unlimited resources and NO restrictions.

I want to make anime

$200 million big budget Ghana cinema masterpiece

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Did you just assume my employees' ethnicity you RACIST?

A film about Mannerheim and the Winter War.

who will play the slavers?

Shot for shot remake of Black Dynamite.

Embezzle as much money as possible

...

lmfao

Tales From The Hood 2

A movie about slavery co-directed by Mel Gibson and Vince Vaughn where the slaves are the bad guys because they didn't raise themselves by their bootstraps.

Make a film about Nubia since all Nig- I mean, Blacks believe they have some sort of "Bloodline" to Egyptians.

I'd then force all of my Black Writers and cast to do extensive research on how Nubia was famous for selling off their own people in exchange for marketed goods.

That's right. Blacks sold blacks into slavery.

Then in the sequal title, we can go on about how the East India Company and the Spanish Spice trade also affected Blacks more-so than any slaves brought to America.

Then after that. I'll have all my blackies play roles of Irish Slaves and they can do research on how Irish Slaves had it worse than black slaves did.

Welcome. To Reality. 2017.

Black actors in white face.

Get on my level.

make a movie about all the atrocities niggas have done. the African slave trade before the Europeans, rwandan genocide, gang warfare in south africa, repressive regimes, female genital mutilation, perverse sex acts, the works

Thats easy
remake harry potter but better

Dat baby kick tho

Remake Boyz n tha Hood

Shit I'd actually watch that.

>in the future
>all white people got fed up with niggery and left the planet, along with all other worthy species
>all civilization has collapsed
>niggers are back to living in shitshacks and scavenging for nigger food
>white people evolved into mechanical bodies(all 10/10 blomkamp tier cgi so no actors- get fucked)
>decide they want their world back and start a purge
>cue 1.5 hours of brutal nigger slaughter

Make something worth watching and not memes, maybe a Korean war era story set in the US?
Anything is better than more drama about slaves.

A sequel to planet of the apes without using any cgi at all

Hire Argentinians

my dream movie has already been made

This

That has been done already, see "Cannibal warlords of Liberia"

Boyz n the hood please

...

Make a movie about a Fried Chicken shop holding a family together where i embezzle the majority of the money, but nobody notices because i am giving free coke and parties to the cast and crew

Dakotaverse movie. Focusing on Icon, his arrival on Earth, some of his early encounters with humans. Jump ahead to meeting Rocket and becoming a superhero. Conservative black Superman who believes in self reliance in the Trump era. The plot would culminate in the Big Bang that would create Static.

Directed by Zack Snyder

A General Butt Naked biopic of course.

The world needs more films about all absolute insane events in all these wars in Africa.

Lord of the Rings remake

Remake White Men Can't Jump with black men in white face.

cgi is just right

>black woman dressed as Cleopatra
>Cleopatra was came from a greek aristocratic family
>Cleopatras family mostly had incestious relationships

What kind of mental acrobatics was involved to make her black?

delet this

>greeks
>white

a Brazilian vomit orgy porn

Live action Little Mermaid
>Terry Crews as Triton
>Leslie Jones as Ursula
>Richard Ayoade as Sebastion
>Kevin Hart as Flounder
>Natassia Dreams as Ariel
>Michael B. Jordan as Eric

Inbreeding is a meme and refers to marriage. Monarchs have always fucked around.

First Congo war.

Do Universal Dark Universe right
Blacula
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde
Blackenstein
Black Devil Doll From Hell
Sugar Hill


Sugar Hill users her voodoo magic to create a team of monsters to fight the dope pushers on the street.

then it's not my fucking dream movie, now is it?

Film about the USA circa 2017

I make a movie about the Bantu conquest of Africa. It's non stop rape and pillaging that would make snowniggres proud

This is some GTA shit, where the fuck is the cops?

>almost unlimited resources
a mindfucky 15 hour long epic about aboriginal dreamtime shenanigans cut in a non-chronological manner and made as confusing as possible and no spoken dialogue at all being entirely metaphorical

alternatively polynesian sailing kino with a heavy mythology emphasis

Some guy was standing behind the camera holding them back with a minigun, obviously.

I'd make a film about that most beautiful part of indigenous African culture, FGM.

well you kno' egypt is in africa mane so she black

Noone called them

>alternatively polynesian sailing kino with a heavy mythology emphasis
kino

House Party 5

What about a grand history saga showing all the African achievements in the 2000 years before Europeans arrived?

Obviously nothing north of Mauritania can be included as they were persecuted by Greeks and Romans.

What the fuck America? News link?

Media doesn't report on hate crimes against whites.

Writer: Aaron Macgruder
Easist movie scenario I can think of would be a live action boondocks, with Leslie Jones as Uncle Ruckus

or Just pick a wayans brother and make another adaptation of don't be a menace

Schindler’s List 2: electric boogaloo

>all black cast
m8, you can't have wytepipo. nice trips tho

Worst post in thread. If you gun b rayciss wypipo, atleast be smart about it. Back to the_donald with you.

>not cum bottles

What a pleb

my dream movie doesnt have black people

too bad, you're gonna deal with them

I'll make a movie about the aftermath of Zimbabwe kicking out white farmers

Then use your infinite budget and make a full cg movie. Mocap optional, then use human sounding black voice actors.

Niggers were mistake

I can finally do my movie about Adventures of Black Jesus

Not bad

Blue is the Warmest Color crossed with Thelma and Louise but with the best looking light skinned black women I can find.

1 hour, 45 minutes of lesbian porn aimed at straight men.

Make a giant Hollywood adaption of The Epic of Son-Jara.

>that picture
WE

I would make a madea movie where everyone is yelling at an off screen character who the audience is lead to believe is white but is actually the prophet muhammad

Rihanna goes on a journey of sexual awakening from her first masturbation session, to a lesbian gangbang. Jennifer Hudson plays her lesbian lover.
Halle Berry plays her jealous best friend.

It wouldn't be better than Beasts of No Nation

I'd do the Eddy Murphy movie where he's inside his own head but with Hannibal Buress. Hannibal Buress in Hannibal Buress in Meet Dave written and directed by Hannibal Buress.

i'd make a movie about how africa and it's citizens/tribes enslaved/killed/sold off their own to other countries
also putting at the beginning 'based on historical events'
and at the end putting '..and they still blame the white man'

>how Irish Slaves had it worse than black slaves did.
Fuck off Gerry, no one gives a shit about potato niggers

Mah nigga. Finally, someone of taste.

Holocaust Movie, lets see how they will handle this

If i'm making my perfect movie, can't i not have writers at all? Then i'd only have to deal with black actors and that's not as bad

It would take place 6 months after the white genocide and would be about the fall of civilization and near immediate return to tribal hut living culture as they quickly turn against each other in gang warfare.

Biopic about Hitler. He is played by a transgender, muslim "Women" in a wheelchair.

Nicki's biopic