Hey gf...

>Hey gf, let's watch the amazing documentary series "World at War"--it's a British documentary about WWII--watching it will give us very important historical insight to what happened in the 20th century
>GF: "Is it about facebook?"
>user: "Well...n-not really, they didn't even have internet back then"
>GF: "Well why the fuck would I want to watch it then you fucken idiot? Now let's go to the mall so you can buy me stuff"
>user: "O-ok..."

Anyone know these feels when you try to get your gf to watch stuff with you?

no

>>Hey gf, let's watch the amazing documentary series "World at War"--it's a British documentary about WWII--watching it will give us very important historical insight to what happened in the 20th century
>>GF: "Is it about facebook?"
both people in this scenario are fucking retards.

she sounds like a real sweetheart

What does it imply about this site when retards make threads like this and actually expect to get pats on the back from the rest of the community.

TITS

source on the slut

>hey gf
Immersion ruined

>having a gf

NORMIES GET THE FUCK OUTTTT

Just think about it. A fat, disgusting moron sat in front of the windows text editor just to create a fuckworth of words, completely meaningless for everyone of us.

Please don't use pictures of my girlfriend for your shitposting, or I'll tell her 6'5" African American lover and he'll fuck you up.

My gf is beautiful and nice so will pretend to be interested, then fall asleep at precisely 10 minutes into any show or movie that isn't "girly" or a soap.

Nice blogpost retard. Now gas yourself.

no because no woman on Earth is like that and my ex would buy me clothes at the mall and loved learning new things, but hated war and violence so no you uninteresting dip shit I CAN’T RELATE

>she get out her phone

It’s not my fault you date mongoloids bro

This is how kissless r/incel refugees actually think women act.

>any year after ~2012
>Facebook

>2017
>having/wanting a gf

holy fuck she's gorgeous

>watching documentaries with others

>Hey gf
Hahahaha nonono.

oh danielle sharp is one of my favorite british glamor models. I like beth lily too.

My ex would always watch things with me if I asked. But why would I ever ask?
>checking her phone every five minutes and then replying to messages
>constantly commenting and asking about plot details
>getting up to make food
>constantly trying to have sex when she inevitably got bored
Eventually I decided it was best to only watch comedies where you didn't need to pay attention. Then she would constantly try to guess every joke's punchline and laugh at herself. I don't really regret breaking up with her

what's with her eyeball

>not making your gf watch TGSNT

she has a glasseye

Mellisa Clarke is the patrcian's choice.

my man!

>Anyone know these feels when you try to get your gf to watch stuff with you?

No, because I watch stuff with my boyfriend.

Never had a gf can't relate.

is a glamour model distinguished from a super model or clothing model by being a makeup and hair products whore exclusively? or does it just imply that she has bigger thighs, ass, tits, lips and is more of a slut than a trophy? id very much like to know as many girls have said they are models to me and i want to grill them on which kind so as to embarass them and make myself look like ive dated models

>watching a horror movie
>gf talks through the entire thing, not because she's too stupid to understand it but because she likes to talk when she gets nervous
>screams at the jumpscares
>her scream is literally the most unenthusiastic, fake sounding scream ever even though she's genuinely scared
I'd make her watch them more often with me because its the most adorable thing but she can't handle the stress

God I HATE women

They're just models who often just show breasts and appear in cheeky and seductive photoshoots. The focus is often on larger breasts. Britain churns them out by the thousands.

Glamour model: a softcore pornographic model
Clothing model: A person who poses in specific clothes for photographers/videographers
Supermodel: A person famous for modelling and recognisable

based OP

ah so its as i suspected they’re just soft core whores. nice. i bet they are also real whores on the side often enough to. id assume this parallels the IG (instagram) whore community in America quite nicely tho i think id prefer a fit slag than a thicc slut

10/10 eyebrows. I'd love to stroke them while watching a film together.

>i bet they are also real whores on the side often enough to
They're not. UK glamour models are extremely well paid and it's insanely competitive. They date footballers normally. Though I remember Nikkala Stott used to date Robbie Williams for a bit.

>The focus is often on larger breasts.

ayyyy

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Try getting a girlfriend that isn't a dumb bitch you absolute cretin