Are they going to show a wizard shitting at the dinner table and then making it disappear?
Parker Nelson
>Credence is alive >Albus is headmaster long before he was in Harry Potter
Joseph Powell
>9 going on 10 movies >still no fucking magical guns or bombs BOOOOOOOOO
Zachary Brown
>FANTASTIC BEASTS: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD What a shit title.
Camden Thomas
holy shit, totally forgot about this. the title is shit but I like the cast. I seriously hope they don't fuck up grindelwald and dumbledore although jude law is a great actor
Kevin Ramirez
>>Ezra Miller as Credence Barebone, a young man possessed by a powerful dark entity, who has found a new home on a travelling circus. >>Claudia Kim as Maledictus, the main attraction of a travelling circus of sideshow freaks, who develops a bond with Credence. does Ezra have yellow fever? he also likes kpop.
Bentley Morales
>Jude Law
Now it's gotten interesting, but Depp is a terrible choice for Grindewald, at least it seemed so in the first film, appearing for like 3 minutes, they should have just kept Colin Farrell.
Carson Davis
when does the movie take place? there's no way dumbledore could have been headmaster if this didn't take place like during the 70s
black was headmaster till the mid 20s and dippet was headmaster till the 60s during which voldemort was also a student and dumbledore a teacher. I hope to god they don't fuck up that shit because in the second harry potter movie, it was straight up brought up that dumbledore was one of voldemort's teachers
William Hughes
(((Goldstein)))
Dominic Anderson
during WWII iirc.
Caleb Ramirez
more like soyboy and friends 2 LOL
Alexander Rodriguez
he wasn't really possessed though, was he? possession requires an outside force whereas he generated the obscurus himself
I agree. farrell was awesome in the role while depp is going to give us some outlandish shit which is probably going to be a mixture of an evil jack sparrow and the mad hatter. fuck that
Isaiah Hall
>Zoe Kravitz as Leta Lestrange, Newt's wealthy and damaged old flame, currently engaged to his older brother Theseus. >Callum Turner as Theseus Scamander, Newt's estranged older brother and a valiant Auror on the hunt for dark wizard Gellert Grindelwald. Newt got cucked by his own brother.
Levi Ortiz
His reveal felt pretty comical for some reason, like he turns around or whatever and it's fucking Johnny Depp. I know I'm not alone thinking this as several people chuckled when at it when I watched it in theaters.
Hunter Lopez
wait, fuck me. dumbledore should be about 60 during the second world war. the timeline is totally fucked. the books made it seem like the grindelwald thing with dumbledores sister took place in 1900 or so. what the fuck has dumbledore been up to for 40 years then? that should be enough time to catch grindelwald on his own
Cooper Myers
>final movie >Dumbledore as Jude Law >Ends with Voldemort having a job interview for defence against the dark arts >Voldemort turns and winks at the camera >"Oh Dumbledore, you think your troubles are over, defeating Grindelwald? It's only just begun." *roll credits*
Christopher White
Theseus sounds alpha as fuck. that name alone, THESEUS is so fucking alpha. and the alpha always gets the pussy.
David Rivera
that and they literally show the scene with the arachnid being set free and Gambon's Dumbledore talking about Headmaster Dippit in a flashback
at least if u zoom in Johnny Depp is holding the Elder Wand so they didn't fuck that up.
>a sequel to that garbage first one Fantastic Beasts is the perfect example of the modern Hollywood movie. It casts the hit Hollywood star of the minute and it's loosely connected to a wildly successful franchise. This movie was made for the sole purpose of making money. There is no other reason. Rowling, Yates, the actors, everyone... all in it for the money.
It's easy to imagine the pre-production meetings... You know, that cute tree in Guardians of the Galaxy was really popular among audiences, let's have one of those. And people really liked that dive bar with lots of goofy creatures and fun music in Star Wars, let's have one of those too. It's frustrating when I hear people call this film imaginative. There's a reason all the fantastic beasts look so cute. Because toys.
Yet again we see Eddie Redmayne overact, taking the role of "autistic British wizard" to a level not needed. There was no chemistry between any of the actors, which made for awkward moments throughout the whole 2+ hours runtime. The relationship between Colin Ferrell and Ezra Miller especially seems unintentionally predatory.
There are two completely separate plots that are sloppily connected. One of the plots is pushed so hard and is used only to create a franchise of this thing. If they focused on only the fantastic beasts instead of the bizarre possessed horror aspect with a cheap twist, the film might not have been half bad.
In the end, yet again, almost a whole city gets destroyed in the climax. By now it is beyond tiring and by my count that is how FOUR big budget movies have ended in 2016. And by what, a fucking dark cloud. The whole film, each and every scene, is predictable, features terrible CGI, obvious blue screen, lifeless sound stages, and is riddled with plot holes
Ayden Baker
>ended up with based Sam Waterston's qt daughter over the black heeb >cucked
Isaiah Foster
>Johnny Depp as Gellert Grindelwald, a powerful dark wizard hellbent on assembling an army of pure-blood wizards to rule over all of mankind. >Johnny Depp Imagine having Based Collin Farrel as Grindewald and then getting Deeped...
Caleb Gray
just checked the potter wiki. apparently, the basilisk thing (tom riddle unleashing the basilisk the first time) took place in 1943 so the movie should be set after that. they could alter the timeline of the books and just say that dippet was fired due to the incident but fuck, they should at least somehow address the issue or autistic fans will be pissed as fuck. I don't give that much of a shit and it would still be a retarded move. there's literally no reason storywise for dumbledore to be a headmaster in this movie
Michael Martin
Dan Fogler was good and a masculine alpha character, so naturally he'll be cucked as the movies progress.
Michael Thomas
Is this before Dumbledore found the cure for baldness?
Connor Cook
damn, that body is tight as fuck
Benjamin Rogers
>wanting a manfaced bitch over a hot black hebrew I think reading mein kampf made you even gayer.
Dominic Cox
wait is that actuall the title of the movie?
HAHAHAH so fucking dumb
Liam Sullivan
nice iced nipples
Jose Bennett
>jude law as dumbledore
Hudson Scott
Are they gonna dye his hair Auburn and give him a long beard?
Jeremiah Reed
JUST
Benjamin Ross
What happened to Colin Farrell?
Jace Collins
Fantastic Beasts 1 is set in the 20s, so unless theres a 25 year timeskip...
Dippet should have just or recently been named Headmaster.
Brayden Russell
To be fair his hairline is kinda similar.
Levi Walker
>hot >black hebrew
Elijah Jackson
I bet it was only when he saw that the twink he fell in love with was now Johnny Depp that he decided to fight him.
Tyler Parker
>find out what this OUTRAGEOUS hip jewish young adult is up to next!
Oliver Baker
>Zoe Kravitz as Leta Lestrange, Newt's wealthy and damaged old flame, currently engaged to his older brother Theseus.
so is she related to bellatrix?
Alexander Wright
And Sirius, yes.
Aaron Gomez
Yep. A distant aunt or cousin, most likely.
Parker Russell
Maybe >Leta may or may not be related to Bellatrix Lestrange. But despite Bellatrix being a Lestrange by marriage (her husband Rodolphus and her brother-in-law Rabastan may or may not be Leta's descendants for that matter), Sirius Black has previously mentioned that "the pure-blood families are all interrelated", meaning there is a possibility of at least a Black-Lestrange (and/or vice versa) union/s at any time including the distant past. As the Black family tree provided by Rowling for the production team of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (film) only shows the most recent 8 generations of descent, it is in contrast with Harry's description of the Black Family Tapestry as "sprawling" and "dating back [...] to the Middle Ages". >harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Leta_Lestrange
Robert Nguyen
Alas, there will be no shit disappearing in the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody; just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though "No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Jackson Lopez
I played a really fun video game that dealt with exclusively local problems and even the climax was an exclusively national issue. It was fun to be not saving the world directly. There was even a bit where you had to go fend off the neighbouring nation from invading because they mistook the villain's plan for the beginning stages of an invasion.
>no, it's a private situation but we're handling it so fuck off
pretty refreshing
Austin Collins
What's up with Grindenwalds outfit?
Is that even accurate for the time period?
Jacob Price
t. some mouthbreather who posts an image of Atlas Shrugged in a god tier book list with Grapes of Wrath and Ulysses below it
Angel Foster
I love that actress. Didn't knew her before Alien. She can look strong, believable and interesting. She doesn't sound like a dumb cunt that's what I'm saying, she's good.
Her nipples are threatening but I can learn.
Jacob Diaz
BTFO
Cameron Morales
Looks like 18th century nobleman about to go horseriding.
>I played a really fun video game that dealt with exclusively local problems and even the climax was an exclusively national issue. It was fun to be not saving the world directly. There was even a bit where you had to go fend off the neighbouring nation from invading because they mistook the villain's plan for the beginning stages of an invasion. Trails in the Sky FC?
Kayden Jenkins
...
Brayden Gray
>an ethnically black Lestrange i mean they were so keen on magical purity, i'd assume they'd also be keen on being white
Elijah Cook
It's funny how there are so few games/movies like this these days that you can easily guess what the other guy is talking about. Speaking of, i should get to finishing the 3rd desu.
Gabriel Cook
I really liked the part where Estelle quotes a random Bracer regulation that enables her to be a foreign negotiator and all the generals and dukes and queens are like: "Huh, she's right, she CAN do that"
Anyway, I never really believed the meme about the first game being a 60 hour prologue but the third game is definitely just a prolonged epilogue. It was nice to see what happened to everybody though.
I'm a few games ahead of you though.
Nathaniel Moore
I recently reread the series. Because of this copypasta, I was very aware of the writing and wanting to count how many times she writes "stretched his legs" or some variation but I never actually notice the phrase. Provide page numbers where it was used
William Ortiz
not him but download the pdf of the books and control F it you mong. You don't need him to do that.
Ryder Reyes
not even the Lestrange family is THAT evil
Aiden Cox
>implying Newt wasnt whored out by his own brother which led to his autism today
I can't wait for this movie, the first one was comfy as fuck.
David Ward
You dumb fuck, Bellatrix is a Lestrange by marriage.
Asher Garcia
and Hermione is a nigger after The Deathly Hallows.
Magic, kid. Heh.
Hudson Jones
>Credence survived solely on his pure rage towards the Heteropatriarchy
