Why doesn't the one ring make Sauron invisible?

Why doesn't the one ring make Sauron invisible?

invincible
invisible
close enough

Because he's a god that already exists in his parallel dimension.

yah but if your enemy can see you they can take the ring away because they can see you

Why doesn't the one ring make Hobbits almighty?

Because he was wearing it over his gloves

But what was the ring's tax policy

why doesn't he wear it on his ring finger? seems like it would be harder to cut off because there would be more fingers to go through

Why didn't Sauron reach out with the other hand?

Sauron is already a spirit. That's just a manifestation and also the eye.

But he wasn't invincible

Only works that way if you need it to, like if an undead ghoul is chasing you. Sauron could stand and fight.

No he's not you dumb nigger

what if you gave the one ring to the eagles?

This is completely wrong

Well if it makes a fallen angel thing stronger, and a hobbit invisible, what would it even do to a bird?

>invincible
Why did his fingers get the chop then?

Why didn't he make another ring

one'r ring to rule the one

Were the elf bitch and the "I'm no man :3" girl supposed to be attractive?

maybe Saurons wants to be visible

>Modern standard of beauty
>Medieval fantasy realm

Yah Sauron should have went into magic Botox and plastic surgery instead.

What's more terrifying a 12 foot tall monster with a mace or an invisible 12 foot monster with a mace you can't see coming?

fucking delete this right now liv tyler is a goddess

> A faded voice comes from under the helmet
>"Every kiss begins with Kay"

>stop, my invisible hobbit

kek

obviously you'll be more terrified when you see him

Not if I see a whole row of guys fly and I can't see what did it.

Turned it into a harrier

fly so gooder

she is not an elf

He's talking Liv Tyler and that chick

this

elrond is a mutt and his wife was raped by orcs, who the fuck knows what aragorn married

A giant cave where noisy dwarves used to live and do their mining and blacksmithing. Where a battle with the orcs took place. Now inhabited by hundreds of loud and dirty orcs and trolls.
And somehow dropping a skeleton in a well is enough to wake up the Barlog?

why did it take frodo 20 years to do anything in the book

I think they just ran into it or the ring brought him somehow. I don't think Balin's people ever saw the balrog and they were there for quite a while.

It's all a farce, there are two that make the "one" ring. One on his finger, the other a cock ring.

Why didn't they just fly the ring to Mordor in Gandalf's Cessna?

Was Frodo a virgin?

Doesnt it mention that they couldnt mine any deeper because it unleashed the Balrog?

Both them chicks have done nudes.

Very fuckable

Not after being unconscious in the orc tower.

what would you do if you were invisible
i'd spy on galadriel taking a fat elven shit haha

I don't recall it. The only thing besides orcs the book in Balin's tomb seems to mention is the watcher in the west gate.