So Mike, what did you think about DISNEY'S MARVEL'S STAR WARS 8 : THE LAST JEDI

>so Mike, what did you think about DISNEY'S MARVEL'S STAR WARS 8 : THE LAST JEDI

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>Well Jay I literally cried

>Well it was better than ROTJ

>I loved it. It was everything I wanted it to be...even though its a thoughtless rip-off of Empire but its okay though because this one is a numbered title.....we can tear Rogue One to sheds because pfffffhh its just a spin-off guys! We'll make fun of Disney for whoring out Star Wars for the time being, until episode 8 comes out, then we'll praise the fuck out of it because we grew up with Star Wars and just can't help ourselves, all the while pretending we're above the fandom....

>yfw they have been reviewing shit movies for more than 6 YEARS
>yfw they will never stop

>so Jay, what did you think of AGING

>they're cynical about the franchise but in the end have to rate the movie on an individual basis

>so Jake, what did you think of Trek Wars?

Reminder that RLM literally complained that Rey didn't get BLACKED in Force Awakens

>Well Jay, Rian Johnson is directing this one so I don't have to save face and agree with everything he did, unlike with JJ Abrams who I championed to take over Star Wars. That's why I hated this movie. But I'll love Episode 9 because JJ is back to writing and directing that one.

Is that their rapebaby?

what the fuck happened

Turns out that watching crappy movies it's not a replacement to eat healthy and exercise.

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Alcohol and cheap whores.

>TFA
>It was everything I ever wanted!

>RO
>LOL dude AT-ST this is so forced!

Who the shit cares about them anymore?

that's right Joe

JUST

the damaging effects of schlock-binging

the constant stream of shit movies combined with with a blatant political left influence in all media broke his will to live on the inside. He took alcohol and pills to cope with it and packed on the pounds

Exactly what happened to me, but not as bad cause i live in a warm climate and exercise.

STOP NO NO NO NO NO STOP STOP STOP NO NO

DELETE NOW DELETE

Literally me. To think I used to trap on cons and girls loved it.

he can't even zip his jacket up anymore

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Did they ever acknowledge the Brazzers parody?
Kinda rude if they didn't.

Jesus christ. I had to literally check my eyes there for a second.

What Brazzers parody?

dawn of just

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Trump

that was strange desu

R1 was shit, get over it.

>That facial bloat

Looks like he walked into a beehvive

christ

What kind of monster is this?

That's Jike Stoklauman

it was everything a soyboi could hope for.

Mike > Rich > the canadians > JayBeardfat > the girl>aidsmoby > Max Landis

*Rich > Mike

Looks like Charlie Day

source on this pic?

t. womanhater

>makes a product for people that don't pay for anything

>well jay, it reminded me of that episode of star trek the next generation where...

...

he's right

Damn, when did beardfat get thicc?

Why is Baldy such a faggot?

What's the greatest plinkett kino?

high soy diet.

Wisconsin.

You should have used this instead.

baby's day out is my favorite

Because he has a wife and two kids.

>mike goes from handsome to "that guy you wouldn't let in the same room as your kids"
>jay goes from turboneckbeard to handsome
Did Jay become a wizard and learn the secret of draining the life from others?

I never knew I was attracted to Mike until now
captcha: Route Ganymede

no mike is just a depressed slob

...

How do I become as critical as him?