Only a few weeks away. What will his first line be?

Only a few weeks away. What will his first line be?

>Luke? I'm not Luke. My name is Bigger Luke.

'No. Leave. Go away.'

If I remember it right.

Seen the 10 minute preview, can answer questions.

>I'm gay. I always have been.

mwahaa the French

I'm Darth Vader's son you fucking cunt, I'll force choke your uterus

no one actually cares

>You're a big guy.

my gott the jedi is pure ideology

all of that but replace "choke" with another verb

Take your clothes off, the force obstructed by too much clothes.

"I fucked my sister Leia and our failed abortion is running around calling himself Snoke and stealing my apprentices lol"

That's ok, I'm still up for it if anyone has questions.

By the way there was no opening crawl.

It'll be a quip. Mark my words.

"Do you bleed?"

"your nephew sure as hell does"
#rekt

>"Oh my God... She's more powerful than Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Yoda, Darth Plagueis, Revan, Ulic Qel-Droma, Exar Kun, Nomi Sunrider, Starkiller, Mace Windu, Qui-Gon, Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Darth Nihilus, Darth Tyranus, Darth Caedus, Darth Insanius, Darth Icky, B.J. Dart, Doctrine Dark, Lord Vitiate, Rehgar Earthfury, Count Dooku, Kyp Durron, Kyle Katarn, Kanan Jarrus, Caleb Dume, Cade Skywalker, Sky Williams, Corran Horn, Festus Haggen, Prince Isolder, Highlord Alarak, Waru, Kettch, Thok, KkH'Oar'Rrhr, Seyg-El, Jek Tono Porkins, Voort "Piggy" saBinring, and Dessel all put together..."

>I'll force strangle your uterus

is it gay to drink your own semen?

Maybe they removed it for a preview. I don't see them removing literally the most iconic film opening ever.

What happened in what you saw? Who was there? Do you know if it was the first ten minutes of the film or somewhere in the middle?

>Who wears short shorts...

if dubs then he'll say "fuck niggers"

Probably akin to I've been expecting you.
I mean clearly the movie will start on a battlefield as did Empire so it might be a little bit until we hear him speak

Singles and they blow up another death star

>"At least you can talk! Who are you?"

But is she stronger than Madara Uchiha?

"I'm too old for this shit"

>big mouth shows up with big lips
>"Uh, you don't get to bring friends."

FUCKING CIA NIGGERS FOUND ME

Would you like an autograph? Only $150.

fuck trump.

hitler did nothing wrong
dubs get

Justice League wasn't that bad
dubs get

"...Rey?"
Would be pretty kino

Bane?

>Well well, look at the desert slicker pulling up in her fancy Corellian ship.

oh so you're a fan? Name five of my albums.

AYOOOOOOO HOL UP

This time it's gas giant sized

His first line will be a quip similar to "who talks first? You talk first? I talk first?" rest assured.

"Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm!"

"I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away. I mustn't run away...."

Too smart for Disney.

"How's it going. Did Han come with you?"

I thought his first line was confirmed as 'Who are you?'

mehnamajeff

Always makes me chuckle. Where did this start? Was it paraphrasing an actual line?

>Whats your rate baby, you have some ID on you ?

Mary Sue, I'm JEDI

But in all seriousness, is there any hype at all for Last Jedi? I don't see anyone talking about it or giving a shit about it even though it's mere weeks away. I assume this is what happens when you pump out star wars movies at a rate of at least 1 per year. Soon they just lose their luster

Why would they put the opening crawl in a preview, you dumbass?

Maybe I'm just new, but this is what I figure.

"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence. How could you be so naive? There is no escape. No Recall or Intervention can work in this place. Come. Lay down your weapons. It is not too late for my mercy."

Damn, I was hoping he said she was stronger than Yoda or some bullshit.

NEREVAR MA BOI

no but I know the answer

I cannot sanction your buffoonery.

When seth actually tried

Rey Sue, I am Jedi Master.

It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is your plan.

some stereotypical sw line like let the force flow through you

>Darth Insanius, Darth Icky, B.J. Dart
nice

>Well, I guess the force is female after all. *winks at camera*

Luke's first line will be

>do you bleed?


rey's first line (reply) will be

>I do

Yes, Rey could easily defeat Madara Uchiha. And I’m not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I’m not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I’m not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano’o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.

>"snoke"

>Glares wisely
>Says nothing
>Kylo Ren pulls a Sephiroth
>Dies
>Doesn't have to be in Star Wars anymore

>if you're not going to use that thing put it away

I'll tell you a secret. My real name isn't Luke. It's Luuuke.

Wasn't this based on a guy IRL who changed his name to that?

Did you count the qpm?