He's my friend

>He's my friend
>So was I

How would DC handle this scene?

but they did
>martha

>His mothers name was Martha
>So was mine

so that's how they handle it, is it?

I'm more interested with how Joss would have handled this scene.

>He's my friend
>well that makes one of us

should I watch this movie guys? I tried it once but quit like 20 mins in due to boredom. Fast forwarded it to a fight scene as well but couldnt keep up with all the heroes. just seems so fucking meh.

I understand this is the school tier one-minute drama, but aren't cap and ironman supposed to hate eachother, as they did in the first avengers?

>My friend bleeds
>So do I

No you were right the first time. It's fucking boring. If you must just skip to the end fight but it's shit as well.

/thread

>should I watch this movie guys?
I wish you guys understood that nobody gives a shit.

Tony was the kind of autistic asshole who legitimately thought that he and Cap were friends, despite the fact that Cap legitimately couldn't stand him.

Stop watching capeshit, period.

>should
You should eat, sleep and protect yourself. It is not required to watch shitty cash-in flicks, you absolute retard.

I say try watching again

Badly.

this

all quippers must hang!

Really just mindless action for comic book fans, if you don't like comic books they aren't worth your time.

You're asking people who hate marvel, what do you think the answer is

>click on thread hoping this is the first post
>it's the first post and second

I am relieved.

MURTHAAAAAAA

How fucking hard was it for Zack and Goyer to just find a graceful way for Superman to let Batman know that his mother was going to get killed if they kept fighting?
It felt like Zack had just realized that Martha Kent and Martha Wayne had the same first names and couldn't resist shoehorning in that correlation.

hey, for those fags who watched JL, is it true that theres another cringe scene like
in the movie between fatfleck and aquachad bonding over their dads' shared name? if so, then i wish the dccu to die a horrible cancerous death

You know, writing like this would've been perfect for BvS.

Nothing like that but it has some cringe worthy comedy moments

>"tell that to Zod's snapped neck"

God...what happened to him? He reminds me of this dude I used to know that took a lot of roids then turned into a fat faggot ass motherfucker as soon as he got off his cycle

>Superman, remembering the urgency of Martha's impending demise, stops holding back
>fucks Batman's armor up while taking him a few hundred feet in the air, keeping Batman's arms locked to his sides
>calmly tells batman to stop this idiocy and help him save the two people he loved most

Some shit like that.

the shit movie was an excuse for the good fight though, and i think ending the fight with superman just manhandling batman would've been a letdown. there has to be a better way.

Just something that didn't involve coincidental names. The logical conclusion would be Superman just no longer giving a fuck and putting the very human Batman in his place, but you're right that it doesn't make for a very satisfying fight scene.

All he had to do was make that one sentence a little longer and the scene would have flowed perfectly. If he had said, "Help my mother; her name is Martha," it would have sounded like he was giving Batman something to go on if he did decide to look for her. There would have been an in-story reason for it and Zack could still get his cheesy moment.

It also doesn't make sense that he would lead with "Martha" and not "my mother". Okay, so I'm Batman, but my mother's name is Jane (for example), and some freak who's trying to kill me is using his last ounce of strength to tell me to save someone, and it's... Martha? Why should I save Martha specifically? How about I go back to Gotham and save people there like I was planning to, you little punk?

He's trying to say Martha Kent you doofus.

It sure sounded like he was trying to say "Martha."

I'll help: He took a bunch of roids then turned into a fat faggot ass motherfucker as soon as he got off his cycle

>He's my neck
>So was I

BUMP

I don't think DC would be dumb enough to have Tony turn on his best friend because Cap's old buddy was under the mind control of billion dollar terrorist organization that killed his parents.

>movie first comes out
>everyone loves it
>people actually want rdj to be nominated for an oscar
>months later, everyone calls it boring

seems like this is the norm for every marvel movie. why does this always happen?

>"I didnt smell good before?"
>"It felt weird, like really weird, and itchy"
>"Something is definitely bleeding"
>"Can you at least point me to Atlantis"

This is ‘tell that to Zod’s snapped neck’ tier.

>Do you have friends?
>YOU WILL!!

He stopped working out because he didn't have to be Batman anymore. People keep fucking saying this every time they see a celebrity not looking like a Greek god.
Actors are people, they get home from work and want to laze around eating cheeto's and watching porn. It's not healthy.

never understood this repost. not very interesting and doesn't ever cook up good threads.

But Nietzsche said we'll need new gods after killing the old one off...

fpbp

>is now a bad time to bring up my blood sugar?

DC would have made the Winter Soldier a CGI character.

>He was my mother
>JUSTICE!

And then they throw each other into buildings.

>his mothers name was Martha
>so was mine
wow its too deep for me

So unfunny.Fucking jews, ruining everything since forever

How can DC babies even cry about Marvel movies lmao. How is this even real?
Only teenage girls try to be mature. And the "mature" movies of DC are as if they were written by an emo teenage girl..

Speaking of Martha, how did Batman know that out of all the people he killed none of their mothers were named Martha?

Captain America would have beheaded Iron Man with the shield.