CALL ME A KEK WILL YA?

CALL ME A KEK WILL YA?

GET THAT SCOTTISH COCKSUCKER

YOU'RE ******* DEAD....

team Riley

This. I hope he breaks out BIG

dont blame him for lashing out like this. he has every right.
earlier in the year during Fargo, she was claiming the role made her unleash her sexuality (Im paraphrasing). Next thing we know, she's together with the co-star. She was banging Ewan behind his back for a LONG time

Honestly, Riley can do better than that old roastie.

Sup Forums is getting too powerful

>dont blame him for lashing out like this. he has every right.
Media is falling for a Sup Forums Sup Forums meme you dumb fuck. It's we lashing out on his behalf

>mfw I saw this and immediately assumed it would be taken down shortly
>instead they double down and it spreads
poor riley

Is this real.

no I read it on the news.
state of this newfag having to point the obvious. you really are a fucking moron

He should post something like this tbqh

Yes.
Now we wait until the Daily Mail discovers it.

Why is word cuck censored Watford

Can he? Pretty sure he's a manlet. Any roastie can boot up tinder and find hotter guys at the drop of a hat.

this.

i started out thinking: 'ha!, what a cuck!' but now i remembered the time i got cheated on and kinda have this cunts back now

Even without her cheating or them having extramarital problems imagine how he felt when she said that and they've been together for like a decade

not an actual manlet, maybe by meme standards. pretty sure mew is tall for a girl at like 5ft8

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ROASTIE TOASTIE

Riley got on top desu, he got the pussy during her prime while Obi-wan is using used goods

>haha he didn't get my post!
loser....

The pic is, the text isn't

He's still borderline suicidal though like in pic related

>it's a "Sup Forums ruins a life" episode

does Ewan make social media posts like this?

He is a handsum guy desu. He could score better pussy.

Social media was a mistake

He is. He's only an inch or so taller than her and she's 5'8"

She ditched the manlet and got a real man

He looks like Daredevil.

I love this

HAHAHAHA please send this to him I'm dying

No he's too short

>riley is making suicidal posts
>ewan is posting hot photos of him on his new bike
i guess we all know who won here

I'm amused and terrified that a writer for the Daily Mail browses Sup Forums

I know you guys aren't attractive so I will fill you in on something. The problem isn't getting "hot puss to slay" it's finding a compatible partner with a good personality that won't leave you a decade into a marriage.

nah imo he could have a couple inches on her, maybe 5ft10. ewan isnt any taller either he's also only like 5ft10-see any photo where she's towering over him in heels

>those comments

Taller than Ewan

>She used to suck me from this angle 5 years ago

tbf it all looks slightly mid life crisis for ewan. he's strutting around in fucking leather jackets and buying bikes I mean come on he's not 25 anymore

Height doesn't matter with tall girls we have a Kinship with them. It's a manlet thing you wouldn't get it

Ohhhhhhhh
All those years down the drain

What an absolute madman, he doesn't even have the highground.

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>tfw italian
>tfw you get all your celebrities news like 6 hours before the Italian press does

It's a weird feeling
Can I profit by this in some way?

>ewan is posting hot photos of him on his new bike

MEW isn’t in the picture m8

alpha as fuck lmao

All the lanky couples i see suggests otherwise

Meant for thisAlso nice trips

this post was made by an unattractive woman

>another happy landing

Jealousy

We only fuck the tall girls they don't want to date us for obvious reasons.

>modern vespa
wew lad

Even so its the truth. Better to marry a plain-looking girl who you can stand and won't cheat on you than get with a gorgeous 10/10 who will hop on the nearest cock when your back is turned.

Couldn't someone just send this to the daily mail and then they'd run it? What the fuck.

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9/10 oldfags agree

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>will ya?

lolwut

no the good looking girls have been harassed by many men and know most men are shit, whereas the plain-looking girl still wants to have fun and enjoy the dedication of men towards her to offer a nice time

>will ya
I’m not american but do you people really talk like that?
Answer me, will ya.

He is too busy banging Mary or other hot chicks

>hurr hurr hurr I was cheating first
>my ex is a whore for cheating on me
>I was with this chick before that
>my ex is the whore for cheating
>when I cheated first

why aren't you writing for the italian press ya greasy wop. Whaddya doin makin sausage and peppehs again? you always waste the good olive oil on the sausages. I knew you were a rat bastid the moment i saw ya.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

men are supposed to spread their seed so it isn't really considered cheating when guys do it

He's been into bikes for years

And who wouldn't jump at the chance to cuck a soyboy like Riley?

two can play that game you cunt, say hello to my new waifu

>soyboy
cringe

tell that to the judge in family court when you get divorced and you live on the streets. post the recording here.

riley is it true your penis is 13 inches long and MEW left you because it was too much for her to handle

Scooters aren't bikes

Ewan McGregor isn't very tall either...yeah she is wearing heels and he is only wearing boots, but still. At least he isn't self conscious about and she doesn't seem t o mind being taller out in public.

Severely underrated post.

t. Riley

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It's Riley Pilgrim vs The World

>At least he isn't self conscious about it
this
maybe we should strive to be more like ewan than riley.

Get an Aprilia or Ducati instead

He's confident, rich and handsome

Riley is a speccy beta soyim

mew without you