How does Wolverine get away with banging half his students? Kitty Pryde, Jubilee, Rogue

How does Wolverine get away with banging half his students? Kitty Pryde, Jubilee, Rogue.

They're like 150 years younger than him, and he's an authority figure.

If he wasn't an X-man, he'd be in jail. Why isn't Xavier bothered by this?

He's fucking Wolverine. That's it.

X lets it slide as long as Logan doesn't try and stop him reading his mind and reliving the sex memories to help him get off

Because Daddy gets what Daddy wants, OP.

He never had a romantic or sexual relationship with kitty or jubilee. And rogue was an adult woman when she joined the x-men, she was never a student

She was like 17

"Age of consent only applies to humans, mutants ain't human" - Wolverine on his disgusting habits

he didn't bang those characters.

How naive are you?

This
He's actively grossed out by Ogun-possessed Kitty kissing him on Death of Wolverine
And who didn't bang Rogue, honestly?

>Pixie

NO

PIXIE IS PURE STFU

He never had a sexual relationship in 616 with nobody in that picture except storm.But he has walked naked in front of Kitty and jubilee .

...

>oyyyyyy

What did she mean by this?

...

manlet fantasy

he has a nice cock

>Pure
>ever makes this face

>And who didn't bang Rogue, honestly?
No one until Sentry

>Makes that face more than once, even
ur waifu a slut

>All that yellow fever in Wolverine's

I think he has only banged Storm and got blue balled a lot by Jean.

this never gets old

>No mutie dry humping
user...

hmm, where have I seen this before?

kek

>How does Wolverine get away with banging half his students? Kitty Pryde, Jubilee, Rogue.
>They're like 150 years younger than him, and he's an authority figure.
Elektra complex. Plus writers having the opposite of that and self-inserting.

Land is cheating and you know it.

He's too hung up on Jean and his Japanese waifus to bang any of them though.

Wolverine is canon hung like a horse.

Kitty had daddy issues

>opposite
inverse

Whoa, when did Shulk sleep with juggernaut?

Most whores do.

She Didn't

At least not "THAT" Shehulk.

Which comic is this from?

Wolverine vol4 016 in Aaron run.

>ageless travel-size manslut dissing anyone else as "sloppy seconds"

I like Land as in "paints a surreal landscape of porn faces"

Wait when did he sleep with Rogue???

Never , OP is a faggot. They only had a kiss under effects of mind control in X-men legacy .

>Rogue

>retconning sleeping with juggernaut
>retconning losing her power

It was a pretty complicated but fairly well done retcon by Slott but not one he could pull off these days with how bad he's gotten.

>durrr he banged on my fanfiction so that totally counts!!

Juggernaut confirmed for bi

The red head is Jean??? BTW he has banged MJ???

He fucked Rogue? How? Was she powerless?

She really shouldn't be all that impressed, he's a midget his junk will always look bigger in relation to his tiny frame.

Didn't Pete throw him out of a skyscraper window for flirting with MJ back before OMD?

So this is a no? Because he could still have banged her after that when she was depressed and vulnerable Peter was dead on "The Other", or even after that post OMD.

big Canadian cock

because manlet cock has intoxicating pheromones

He should be behind bars anyway, filthy muty.

Why are Marvel women such whores?

Yes, he reveals later that he pissed him off a little so he could get a little steam off.

Can X even feel anything down there?

>A killer

You're one to talk, Clint.

Because actual society has retarded 'standards' that make a 17yo jailbait and a 19yo totally fine to fuck.

Right?

Read comics more, people.

The only one in that image that he's fucked is Storm and I wish that hadn't happened since her and Jean are best friends.

Why is Lockheed there?

It's Hope Summers.

He treats them like his daughters, he didn't fuck them, and they see him as a father figure too ,so no sexual.

Was this during the Claremont run? The one where Juggs was losing/lost his powers and was hanging out with the X-Men?

I'm not ashamed to admit that I loved that fucking run, even the dumb shit with the nurse and Beak.

That was the best sex of her life

Because if he doesnt the xmen franchise would look and feel so gay and effeminate

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG

>Rogue
Moviefags pls

>Kitty and Jubilee
Jubilee had a crush on him that she outgrew, I don't think Kitty ever did. It's always been a fatherly relationship with them, Jubilee especially.

Does the "he's Canadian" excuse still work or did laws change up there?

Himself too?

I'll have what she's having

>It was a pretty complicated but fairly well done retcon by Slott but not one he could pull off these days with how bad he's gotten.
There was nothing at all well done about it. Just another example of him doing shit because it pissed him off personally: he flipped out and threw a tantrum and tried to originally claim it was an LMD when it first happened.

>Was this during the Claremont run
Austen, not Claremont.

When did Hawkguy bang Black Canary??
Or Maria Hill?

Emma is literally best girl

How does Emma know what a warthog smells like?

Mags gave her his magnetic peen after AoX.