Snoke was a former Imperial senator who joined the New Republic after the war. Strong in the force but not evil

Snoke was a former Imperial senator who joined the New Republic after the war. Strong in the force but not evil.
A 'cold war' between opposing factions of the New Republic caused a mustard gas-like bomb to go off crippling many people, including Snoke. Both sides blamed the other but the First Order were behind the attack.
Snoke joined the First Order and became the 'poster boy' in a "Look what your New Republic did to me" style. He quickly rose to became a puppet Supreme Leader.

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he's a fucking old guy in a golden bathrobe

I thought he was Paul Daniels.

How can he be an imperial senator if Sheev was the senate?

Paul Daniels was a former Imperial senator who joined the New Republic after the war. Strong in the force but not evil.
A 'cold war' between opposing factions of the New Republic caused a mustard gas-like bomb to go off crippling many people, including Paul Daniels. Both sides blamed the other but the First Order were behind the attack.
Paul Daniels changed his name to Snoke and joined the First Order and became the 'poster boy' in a "Look what your New Republic did to me" style. He quickly rose to become a puppet Supreme Leader.

well the puppet thing makes sense

sneed?

Snoke made his fortune peddling deathsticks and laundered the cash through outer rim grime rap album sales/downloads. All revenues now fund the new order, which before becoming a full-fledged military until was originally conceived as an illicit pornography cabal, capable of distributing smut to the deepest corners of the galaxy.

NOT. YET.

why is he even that mad? literally dozens of the stupid species look exactly like that without even being deformed in the first place

he is darth plagious the wise

This. senate was dissolved in the original trilogy

Oh shit is that a reference to the Napkin bombing from Bloodlines?

Could be a cool origin, but kinda obscure to have his origin require reading a book

IT'S OVER OBI WAN. I HAVE THE HIGHER GROUND.

>Napkin bombing
>cool
kek
>shit story about how everyone sucks leias cock. while a 30 + year old women acts like a teen in a YA novel and supporting cast flagellates themselves for doubting her
you got some jujus

Noooo
leave him alooone

I leik gooowwld!!

Why does every major hero and villain have to be human? Every single sith opponent in the OT is human and chewbacca is secondary to Han and Luke.

Laziness and fear of unfamiliarity runs in this franchise's blood

Human supremacy.
The Resistance are the real nazis.

>film about space and aliens
>humans take up the majority of the roles

same shit every time

Yoda wasnt human
Humans are the most numerous alien species
The sith race got extinct by the republic

People wont show up for an alien freakshow movie

Darth Maul exists. Yoda exists. Jabba exists. Jar Jar exists. Also there are sentient droids.

i would

who cares?

>real nazis
Communists*

>I was born in a small system

Senator injured in the Napkin Bombing would be a cooler origin than whatever they actually have for him. I can't see there being a force strong senator just knocking about in the Imperial Senate though.

The fuck is this natpink thing

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>"Your favorite song.."

Wrong link
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This will do

Snoke is fucking Jar Jar. Wake the fuck up people.

Did he support taxes on federatiojn trade routes?

Not until Tarkin gets word from the Emperor, which leaves 19 years of an Imperial Senate.

Snoke is not human. it's been confirmed already.

Who cares?

At this point Star Wars is rivaling Harry Potter as one of the dullest franchises ever.

Original take.

Since Rian Johnson pretty much confirmed Snoke will be largely a background character a la Palpatine in the originals, that almost certainly means the next planned trilogy will focus on his origins, right?

My mom works for bungie and she said she can get me recon armor and snoke is actually darth icky confirmed.

>but the First Order were behind the attack.
of course it was. don't know why i expected some moral relativity from shitsney

Is that Jim Parson?

Grievous wasn't human even before the robot parts

based rileyposter

It wasn't. Leia was a member of the Imperial Senate.

sheev and a pancake?

>cuck wars made their villain john mccain
>starts pushing him with a redemption arc once mccain outed himself as an establishment traitor
what will soyboys force into pop culture next?

literally who cares. his backstory will comprise like 2 lines and eventually Marei Sue and Soyboy will team up to kill him.

What did Disney mean by this?

I have genuine inside info here. Don't ask me how I know this because telling you would almost certainly get me fired.

Snoke is Sheev's (The Emporer's) spirit inside the body of Anakin Skywalker. That's it.

Was he also he richest senator? Explains the golden bathrobe and the unlimited supplies the Space Nazis have.

He had a strong tax policy.

who would want his shitty mutilated body. literally any other body would be a better choice

because midiclorians nigger

I wonder if the episodes will be 10, 11 and 12. I mean, if we go back in time, that will be the first time the episode order does not correspond to chronological order.