This movie is a heaping pile of shit and even BVS was better. Discuss

This movie is a heaping pile of shit and even BVS was better. Discuss

Man of Steel was decently entertaining
I thought Batman v Superman was bad but at least so bad it was entertaining
Justice League is just so fucking meh, uninspired and boring that it feels worse than BvS because it brought nothing new to the table

>BVS was better
That's impossible.

still better than most Marvel Flicks
so theres that anyway

I see why you would assume that. But it's not.

>worse CGI
>worse cinematography
>worse protagonists
>worse writing
>worse story
>none of the characters act remotely like their source material anymore bar Superman who's a quipmaster like the old 50s comics again (Aquaman is a biker/surfer dude now, Flash is autistic and a loner who is SO AWKWARD JUSTLIKEME YAAAAAAAAAS, Cyborg is boring, unemotional and dead behind the eyes, Wonder Woman acts all cutesy and constantly thirsts for Batdick, and Batman is now a goofball who loves to quip)

>watched a camrip alone on his computer in his smelly room

Does cyborg have a dick? If so how big is it

I agree OP, so fucking bad.
>Terrible pacing, it's clear that a lot of stuff was cut out (Apparently it was 2h50m before?)
>Obvious reshoots with Batman and Superman's face
>Generic score
>Fucking atrocious CGI. Steppenwolf looked straight out of a videogame cutscene. Cyborg looked just as bad
>Batman's character got turned into a joke
>Dudebro cross-eyed Aquaman has like 5 lines in the whole movie
>Gal Gadot's worst acting yet (KA LEL NOH)
>Twink Flash is annoying, almost Sheldon tier, his character is pretty much just a comic relief
>Steppenwolf himself was a terrible, extremely generic villain, on par with Malekith from Thor 2
3/10

I'm willing to bet a substantial amount of money that you haven't even seen it and are posting this based on webms you've seen on Sup Forums

Nah he got his dick blown off by an exploding keg

Well, I'm going to see it by myself. But BvS was the biggest cinema disappointment for me ever, so I really doubt your words.

No, it wasn't. It was the exact same as a Marvel film, but with less sunlight and 500% more dust particles.

i wish

I have seen it and it was dog shit you complete retard

Anyone with a functioning brain has agreed it's pretty bad, only fucking pajeets, spics, hues and braindead retards such as yourself would excuse such a retarded movie

>How does no one ask why Clark Kent is alive again?
>Why did they leave a motherbox in a parking lot for Steppenwolf to pretty much steal offscreen?
>Why does Batman quip after Superman asks him if he bleeds?

The only decent scenes were the immensely cut down history lesson, the scene with the Amazonians and the brief evil Superman fight, the rest was dogshit ripped from Marvel of all things to copy

I want to know one thing. Did they make the movie in a way that indicates the audience should somehow care for any of the characters?
You know, like they did in BvS where Superman's death was supposed to be a bit deal but completely didn't engage the audience at all?

Why is the most common DCuck response to criticism "At least it was better than Marvel"
Why can't you retards formulate an actual response, can you not defend your shit movies?

100% This. also is a fucking retard

lol no

They're all pretty much invincible but can't fight the bad guy properly until the bring Superman back

There's no worries or stakes because they just let Superman defeat the bad guy singlehandedly at the end and can just resurrect him if he dies

There was never even a fucking chance too care for a character because they were never in any fucking danger so you don't have too worry about that

It somehow sounds like a much more boring version of Dragonball.

I fucking hope to god that they don't bring Steppenwolf back. I have a feeling we might get a movie with him and Darkseid as the villains that would just be a remake of this shit.

>opening montage shows two skinheads harassing a woman with a hajib
>the very next scene is white religious terrorists attacking London
I literally left the theatre

Batman is too busy making "DANCE OFF BRO"-level quips

Aquaman falls 10,000 feet riding a parademon like a surfboard, crashes through an entire building and doesn't even get a scratch but instantly ragdolls when punched by Steppenwolf

Wonder Woman just gets wiped out by Steppenwolf everytime she tries to take him head on but it never feels like she's in danger because she's completely fine after being thrown through walls and slammed into the ground

Cyborg is literally mutilated by Steppenwolf at one point but he's fine 2 seconds later so all the tension is gone

Flash is just retarded, constantly tripping over and slipping on the floor, and his tactic is just running away all the time

And Superman is Superman from the old movies again. Invincible and quippy.

You have to ge shitting me? Batman quips at Superman after that " Do you bleed" i haven't seen the film yet.

It was 2 hours 50 minutes with Snyder's original unfinished cut

Then Whedon remade the movie to 2 and a half hours

Then WB cut Whedon's version down to 2 hours

So if an extended cut comes it'll be cheaper for WB to just release more Whedon footage than to finish the CGI and editing in Snyder's

Yeah Superman throws him to the floor after he sees Lois and Batman says "Oh yep, something is definitely bleeding."

And later on Superman says Batman doesn't like him and he says "I don't... NOT... like you"

Aaaaaaand the quip in the Aquaman scene where he says "Can you at least point me to Atlantis? ;)"

Aaaaaaaaaaaand when he's fighting Steppenwolf in the Batcrawler, rather than the line from the trailer where he said "My turn" he says "I didn't bring a sword!" instead

He also quips "Wow he really is tall!" in the Knightcrawler. This was after Flash saying he can't fight a tall guy.

Whedon must have heard some people asking for the old Batman again after the whole killing side of him got criticised in BvS

little did he know they probably meant Keaton or Bale (even tho they both killed still) and not Adam fucking West

does anyone have the bad cgi clips?

Yes

the whole movie is bad cgi
It's weird to watch because the Steppenwolf backstory is basically the beginning of Fellowship of the Ring, except that movie from 2001 looked better

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This is so fucking goofy I swear.

Also, I'm having trouble with the physics. I want to say this is an inaccurate depiction of super-speed. This is more like normal running, but propelling yourself farther with each stride, rather than normal strides whilst going VERY quickly? Am I wrong?

Really who cares, it just looks so fucking bad

They fucked up the CGI so instead of running he looks like he's skating along the concrete. Which I don't understand how they fucked it up here when they got it right in the CW show.

You have shit taste in everything and you're a faggot.

no you

>defending JUSTice League

What race are you again user

only soyboys watch capeshit and starwars

Green Lantern should have been in this. What happened to unite the seven?

Martin Campbell ruined it for at least the next 10 years

They got a brief, non-speaking cameo instead of them being btfo by Steppenwolf

Snyder's original cut swapped the shitty Superman/Flash race thing for Bruce waking up in the middle of the night to find Abin Sur at the end of his bed

>"I don't... NOT... like you"
No fucking way, was Nolan behind this?

Go to bed Snyder

Look, it's really bad yeah, it's terrible. No one is disputing that.

But its not worse than BvS. Come on.

I would say JL is better based solely on the fact that that charisma vacuum Amy Adams gets less screen time.

Nobody ever gets a scratch in Snyder's overblown battle scenes. See BvS: Batman and Superman get hurt when they are fighting each other, but no one is harmed fighting Doomsday, except for the final blow against Superman of course.

It's boring. Characters are way too powerful but it doesn't matter because they are always fine.

>I thought Batman v Superman was bad but at least so bad it was entertaining
Found the pleb^
How’s your porg collection coming?

>the soul destroying second she appears to help Superman calm down
God fucking damnit I thought this shit was done with
>I-If you hate BvS it's because you love Disney!

ok kiddo now defend BvS without using meme images or buzzwords

>Characters don’t get scratched (except when they do) and nothing ever happens to them (except when they die)
t. brainlet

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The only people that have touched your penis are you and your mom

I’ve defended it in detail countless times
It’s a thoughtful, mature film that boldly attempts to reckon with the social, political, and existential ramifications of a superbeing existing in our world

What specifically triggered you so much about it? Was it the lack of quips?

>clearly pointed out JL's issue was quips
>"Y-YOU JUST LIKE QUIPS"

Also I said without using buzzwords

What is remotely thought-provoking about "wow this guy is like god but might not want to be god" that wasn't covered to death in MoS?

BvS doesn't tread new ground, it just goes over the exact same message of MoS who's ending implied that Superman had decided to be a hero, then he went back to reluctance in BvS again

>Characters get buried on the ground without a scratch
>But then when they need to die they get hurt
>"There's nothing wrong with this"

Thanks virgin, my blonde girlfriend’s 3 ft away from me right now though, you can go back to one of your other tabs of reddit, cuckporn, and lil caesars now and try to avoid that crushing loneliness for another 5m champ

>had to detail your "gf's" physical attributes because she's totally real

Lemme guess, we can't get a pic of her rn because she just left?

Wasn’t following your conversation, friend
It’s thought-provoking to explore in clever and nuanced ways our world would react to and naturally mistrust a superhuman savior, but it might not give you the same warm fuzzies that amnesia shoulder rubs do
If you were done with that sort of exploration after MoS, that just goes to show how shallow you want your cape flicks to be

Fucking Joss Whedon. Goddamn that faggot.

Literally the same fucking "nuanced" message as MoS and it was literally scrapped so hard that every film since BvS has tried to effectively erase it from the audience's memories

This is why I don't understand everyone in Suicide Squad and JL seeing Superman as a "beacon of hope" when only 3 movies ago they wanted his head on a fucking pike

Just waiting for the turkey, son :)

Ah I see why you defend DC

Your girlfriend has Cavill's hairline ;)

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I 100% agree it was unceremoniously scrapped in favor of quippy fluff after BvS
It makes perfect sense that Supes is regarded well after sacrificing himself to save the world and Lois exposing Lex as being behind the Africa frame-up though. I don’t get how that’s all that hard to follow

It's not, that's my issue is it's very simple to follow but BvS is still held in some 2smart4u category for kids who just started watching films with more than one dimension to them

C’mon let’s be honest, the only reason peeps started framing BvS as deep is because the #1 criticisms of it were that it wasn’t fun or funny enough and people had trouble following certain plot elements like Africa and Bruce’s arc because of studio mandated brevity and preconceptions about how the character “should” be, respectively
We can probably reach common ground where we can agree that the film, while ambitious, doesn’t fully develop all of the genuinely interesting ideas it raises and at the same time its poor reception was due to people preferring simplistic popcorn fare - sound reasonable?

Like FFS Justice League was better received by critics and some fans SOLELY because it was lighter in tone and had characters make a funny every a few minutes to ease the tension
You can see how that’s grating, surely?

Oh yeah ofc, it didn't hit the potential it had but critics didn't even want to register any acomplishments it might have had because it came out at the same time as Cap Amerimutt 3 so they had their "fun" hats on

Nice, sounds like we’re pretty much on the same page. Turkey’s here. Enjoy your evening/holiday!

Reminder that it's canon that the flash watches rick and morty

>Nikola Tesla
Nice

Reminder this is from the episode where Rick & Summer take super steroids to beat up the devil and a nazi. Bravo Snyer + Wheedon.

i guess they dont care about their identity anymore? when superman got revived everyone was yelling clark and there was cops around

>having a portrait of tesla on your desk

/reddit/

jesuschrist Snyder would have never allowed this

Snyder is a huge R&M fan. Try again reddit.

>all of these soyboys discussing capeshit

Sup Forums was a mistake

>Snyder would have never allowed this
>This scene was in the very first trailer for the movie
Kek

There really isnt any reason to watch DC movies anymore. Why even bother when you're getting the same marvel shit anyway?

t. doesn't have a gf