Why most webcomics are utter shit?

Why most webcomics are utter shit?

wtf I love burger king now?

Oh for fuck sake, you had to bring that stupid cunt in here?

The lower the bar of entry, the more garbage that ends up being made.

Ability to self publish, writer and artist are usually the same person, no editor, easy to tune out criticism and go up your own ass, just take your pic OP.

Jesus fuck this guy, he's like the Jack Chick of HUE Land.
He's like one of those b/ users that fap to Rekt videos
He's that one angry kid who wants to annoy you saying he fucked your mom because you kicked his ass in Halo 2
He's that one guy who thinks gays are ilegal because he thinks the same book where a saint fights a fucking dragon should be law
He's that one guy who goes to Sup Forums to post Sup Forums discussions

God, fuck this man.

Sturgeon's law

>He's that one guy who goes to Sup Forums to post Sup Forums discussions

Yeah I don't understand
First of all he could have made the big guy something recognizable, dude with a crown doesn't cut it
And even then why does the blind guy see him?

I still don't understand

I don't get it.

He's seeing himself as a huge king?

Because there are a lot of them and no way to filter out the bad ones.

>He's that one guy who brings up Sup Forums when its not even fucking warranted and just makes the shitposting worse

>the big guy
nobody cared who he was until he put on the crown

He's a big poster.

It's Jesus. The "normal" guy doesn't see anything where as the crazy guy truly sees the glory of god/Jesus and is considered crazy for it.

I think it's Jesus? I can't tell but I'm gonna assume the artist is too shit to draw Jesus so the crown is there to indicate he's Jesus because Jesus was king of the Jews. I'm not really sure what the message here is either, I feel like it's pandering to the people who aren't self aware enough to understand differing viewpoints.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that is the burger king.

More like Brazilian Tim B^Uckley.

Well I guess that would explain why the homeless man is so infatuated with him, he must be starving.

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What

No. Gays cannot reproduce.

The guy hitting Jesus in this pic is a brazilian youtuber called PC siqueira, he calls himself a "satanic atheist"

Lesbian complains that gay couples are more loving then children abandoned by their straight parents so they're better.

Guy counters by saying that the kid couldn't exist without the straight parents so they're better.

This comic is hilarious because it looks like the beard guy vibrates like a robot to process his response.

That's Carlos V you numb nuts.

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>i saw something happen, and then I saw the opposite of that thing happen with 2 entirely different groups of people
>looks like someone's being a hypocrite :^)

He's like an unfunny modern Jack Chick without any of the talent.

>I think I watched too much Pokemon
Yes. Yes you did.

>tfw no giant-ass Jesus pal

4U

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what's with the big sign of a black rectangle?

I'm sorry I had to do this.

It's perfect.

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I want porn of them now.

IN THIS MOMENT I AM EUPHORIC

>literally shaking

I don't even know anymore co. Reading this one I thought the angry lesbian was an angry white trash stereotype and the argument was :
>Gay People aren't real parents! they can only adopt! actual reproduction only occurs between straight people!
>But could gay people abandon a child they created? no. So the only ones who abandon there own offspring are straight couples. Gay couples can only adopt or not, not create and abandon.

It's Poe's law to the extreme. I can't even tell what sides being straw-maned anymore and which characters are supposed to represent which Ideals

I mean, lesbians can.

The tech is there, just ethically ambiguous at this point.

its like asking why most posts are shit!

>Neck is bent at a crazy angle
>His eyes are pointing in different directions

Did Jesus just snap his neck?

he hit someone?

HILARIOUS!

>God dammit Hans, I told you we need an adult for this limb transplant! Baby legs are too small!
>I am sorry doktor, how big should the person be?
>THIS TALL!

He was trying to turn his other cheek!

this webcomic dude seems pretty coo;

Hope, he is a massive cuck numale

>Nope

Fixed

>"satanic atheist"

what meme is this?

It's not a meme, this guy really is THAT retarded

LaVeyan Satanism doesn't actually worship the Christian Satan but rather views Satan as a culmination of one's desires or something iirc. Basically it says do whatever the fuck you want because you're your own most important person.

That dead babby giving him the thumbs up

GARFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Most of everything is utter shit man, Sturgeon's law and all.

>Basically it says do whatever the fuck you want because you're your own most important person

Sounds alot like egoism to me

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAH, HOLY SHIT

Can't unsee it

Hmmm...Really makes you think

Nah, LaVeyan Satanism is way spookier. The core concept is very similar to egoism but it falls apart once it starts suggesting you treat people nice for largely no reason. Then there's the magic and the rituals which are totally spooky.

Wait a minute, what do they mean by treating people nicely for no reason? I mean, Ethical egoism state you can be kind people because it can indirectly be beneficial to you at least. Maybe I'm just ignorant but it sounds the same to me, but with the spooky rituals added on. But elaborate more on these rituals.

It's been some time since I looked into it but as far as I remember it basically suggests you be nice to people because it's "the right thing to do". Not because it benefits you but because of some arbitrary moral stance in a belief system that paradoxically tells you to do do whatever the fuck you want without the subjugation of others' arbitrary moral stances. As for the rituals, they're not terribly interesting. I didn't get very far into them but from what I gathered they work off the idea that if you believe then you can shape the universe in your own small way. Mostly chanting and stuff, no sacrifices or sexy times. It's not terribly interesting to be honest, it's a 'new age' belief system but I think it originated in the 70s so it's pretty tame as far as it goes.

how is the latter worse than the former?

It seems a pretty contradictory faith honestly. Doesn't surprise me though, this new age bullshit never makes any sense.

goddamnit OP post more, I sure as hell am not gonna search it on normie book. I don't want my search algo to get messed up. Last thing I want is my friends seeing me visiting pages like this

My friend's ex-GF dumped him because she woke up with hot sweats in the night. She told her parents and they told her it was her boyfriend mindraping her so they did some ritual shit to block him out and then she broke up with him. New age shit rarely uses logic but it's not really any more extreme that orthodox religions when you consider it. I wouldn't hold LeVeyan Satanism to high regard but it at least seems genuine and tries to help, it's not suggesting we kill everyone that disagrees with us so it's an upgrade.

...Go on...

They are done for free.
Infact, i bet you can't name a good thing that is done for free since there is always a better version which asks for money.

>t. Windows user

>Thinks St George and the dragon is in the Bible

What?

>doesn't even read the extended edition

Guys real question

How does shit like this get popular in the first place? Do you think the people who draw this feel proud of themselves?

I currently got a job drawing shit comics like that for a tv station

I hate everything they make me draw, i have tried my best to make the drawings look ugly, and no matter what i do, my boss always likes my work, he even said i was his best employee

I fucking hate it because i can make way more money in other ways but my family forced me to accept the job because they say i need to go out more

During the little free time i have, im making a webcomic with way better quality and a story that i can actually be proud of

But sometimes i feel sad because i see that some of the most talented anons here with comics way better than my best stuff, arent nearly as popular as a guy who just draws shit like that op pic


I really hope the shit comics i draw at my job never become popular, i really hate them, a few days ago my boss said he wanted to print all of them and sell them as a book

There's no quality control on the internets. Anyone can post anything anywhere and no one can do a damn thing about it.

Post examples of your stuff.

And why exactly does your family dictate your life if you're able to make so much money? Move out and be in charge of your own shit if you're so tired of it.

because Sup Forumsmblr makes daily generals of thins ""Sup Forums hate" as a retaliation from being told they are eating shit. This is how we got QC general, dumbing of age generals, and half the drawthreads. You were told with facts you were eating shit, and your reaction, with mods approval was "o yeah, then you'll watch me and my friend eat shit forever now".

>How does shit like this get popular in the first place?
This is my question. I guess it just finds an audience.

>i have tried my best to make the drawings look ugly, and no matter what i do, my boss always likes my work, he even said i was his best employee
I bet if you anonymously posted you work, .Sup Forums would prefer your ugly stuff to your webcomic

It wouldn't be a problem if someone from Sup Forums wouldn't come running as soon as they're brought up. You don't see /an/ shitposting about pitbulls every time their board is mentioned.

kek

It still works!

So is jesus just 13 feet tall or what?

>wah stop making fun of Sup Forums
We will when you fuck off. This isn't your god damn safe space we'll shit on you as we please.

What am I supposed to get out of this.

That gay people can't abandon children?

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How subtle

Why is the Wiccan trapped in space?

>Baby legs are too small!

Baby Legs is a good detective!

Jesus looks like he was drawn by Humon

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Because there's no filter.

In published comics, they have to go through editors and meet some minimum standard. On the internet anyone can publish their comic, so instead of just seeing the stuff that was sorted out, you see the whole pile.

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loss edit now

It's like how most youtube channels are utter shit. Anyone can make one so there's no quality control, you only find out what's worth checking out through other people.

Can I get the quick rundown on this one?

>because i can make way more money in other ways but my family forced me to accept the job because they say i need to go out more
I'll take "things that never happened" for 500 dollarydoos

>Watching the anime instead of playing the games.
What a fucking pleb.

Because webcomics are an easy medium for people with the least amount of creativity and skill to self publish. Even though there are quality webcomics, in my opinion they'll always be amateurish.
Just like and said, a lot of webcomic authors have this 'I can do what I want and there's nothing wrong with that' kind of attitude meaning they won't open up for critique. Which of course results in producing shitty material.

To be fair even most of what gets past the filter of legitimate publishing tends to be shit. That barrier of entry doesn't even filter out the lazy or the terrible. They still make it through in high numbers. It's just now there's people at the top arbitrarily deciding how much of it gets through. And they only have the resources to move so much of it. There's simply more webcomics than there are comics published through the industry. So you're liable to get more shit because there's more people shitting. It's just a numbers game. Pick your pool, the one with polished turds or the one with straight up splattery ass droppings. You'll find something you'll like eventually. Just hold your nose and don't swallow anything.

Timezones. Plays a big role later in the comic.