Write the opening crawl for the last jedi one word at a time.
STEVEN SPIELBERG RAPED HEATHER O'ROURKE TO DEATH
I DON'T FUCK WITH NIGGAS WHO THINK THEY BROADS
A long time ago, on a terrible board far, far away...
herEs the first few WORDS-
WHITE SLAVERS GANG RAPE A BELOVED...
This is fucking retarded, yet I can hear John Williams over this and I’m giggling like a madman