I unironically think it looks delicious

I unironically think it looks delicious.

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It looks..... meh.


I'd eat it but I'd rather eat most other pizzas than this.

Yeah, in a hypothetical, gluttonous way. Nice to try, pig out, but it's too much. Too much dough, too much cheese, too much oil. The mass of dough likely isnt crispy anywhere, and it seems to be lacking spices.

Americans were a mistake.

It is really fucking greasy though, he wasn't wrong about that. It's like a pizza bowl holding an oil soup.

Chicken pizza > > > Everything else

>too much cheese
Mods please ban these soy boys already

this

*eats pizza with a knife and fork*

Oh sorry, surprised? You must be a soy boy!!

>lacking spices.
THere's oregano you just cant tell from OP image

This is probably delicious but it looks like fucking fat scraped out a an obese persons corpse.

>They believe that thing in OP pic is a pizza

The absolute state of America.

LOL

>way too much dough
>runny cheesy
>greasy as hell

Id probably eat it, but it's not my style of pizza.

What would he make of this?

>>way too much dough
Reminder this was the 'thin crust'

I stopped eating pizza with sausages after Nightmare on Elm Street 4.

Why did she put crosshatching on that pizza. That's a weird technique. Surely it isn't sliced like that...

Dang, I thought it was a stuffed crust or something. That shit is all dough? Enjoy having rippling biceps on your jaw after eating that.

how quintessentially american

don't listen to them jamboni critics that pizza is the ROMP of a LIFETIME

get ready to CHILL as you eat Gino's LITTY pizza, look at that GODDAMN CHEESE I mean you get out with your BROS, eat out, grab a beer, grab some PUSS then head to GIno's and taste that DELICIOUS, MELTY, CHEESY PIZZA I mean fuuuuuck my bro Dane was actually vomiting he was so excited to taste it

>muh traditional Italian pizza

I know the word gets thrown around a lot, but that is such a meme.

>not covering your pizza with butter before putting it in the oven
ISHYGDDT

looks fancy and all but wheres the taste bro I mean you get e no meat, no cheese what the hell is that

That's a boy, isn't it?

Does it matter anymore?

>The mass of dough likely isnt crispy anywhere
This is probably the worst part.
Like half of the pizzas you yanks make are closer to what we'd call a Focaccia, it's like you were trying to make a pizza but you accidentally made bread.

>no cheese

Mozzarella is a cheese.

I live in a tiny hick town, but there is still a pizza place 5 minutes away with a wood oven that makes pizza looking exactly like that.

THIS WAS A THIN CRUST ORDER.

Sure it does. I need to know if I get AIDS in my fantasy or not...

AIDS is not exclusively a side effect to mental illness, though. You should be in the clear.

Do europoors actually believe you can't get a pie exactly like the one in the picture in virtually any city in America?

Disgusting Hillary supporter. Also she's really fat in photos taken by other people.

>pie

Can't believe they think they got the recipe right.
Who you gonna trust to make the best pizza: a nation of old fools or the fattest nation on Earth?

Who the fuck would even eat this?
The hotdogs would make the whole thing taste like shit when cooked together

Who knows, user.

English isn't your first language, I take it?

What's your problem, Luigi. Can't handle that
>innovation
?

Good for you, you can eat the truly patrician pizza.

the fuck is this shit
>pie
which retard designed these, stuffed crsut at least makes sense, this you just gonna rip apart and eat separately

Jews
The joke is that they look like tiny uncut penises.

He's right though. Pic related; it's a pie.

>Too much dough
This isn't a problem with the pizza in OP, the problem is that was the thin crust.
Also the fact it's a greasy half-baked mess.

>he ACTUALLY thinks what is known as pizza today was invented in Italy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

too bad all European food is kebabs now

So can anyone from just about anywhere. That's the point.

You've to admit shit like that looks like more a birthday cake than a pizza so thats why probably they call them "pies".

>you just gonna rip apart and eat separately
If you're an uncultured swine.
To be truly classy, you fold the tip of the slice up past the burger, then continue wrapping the slice around the burger and eat it as if it were a burger...wrapped in pizza. Because that's exactly what it is.
A burger. Wrapped in pizza.
Stay classy.

>'za

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If that were the case, wouldn't they call them cakes? Cakes are not pies, user. Neither are pizzas.

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Why is there green play-doh in that?

What the fuck. That's not a risotto.
Is that the joke? if so, WOOSH'd

Sure, as long as it's degreased:

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yes it is

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Look athim and laff.
Pizza Margherita was invented in Naples when Margherita di Savoia (Italian royal family) visited the city. Its green (basil), white (mozzarella) and red (tomatoes) because that are the colors of Italy flag.
Before that pizza were made only with tomatoe sauce, garlic, olive oil and origanum.

Of course if you consider this shit or pic related "pizza" then yes, these pizza were not invented in Italy, mostly due to the fact
we have an actual taste for food.

>be poor
>skimp on ingredients because poor
>hmmmm this looks like shit... wait let's call it gourmet and overcharge
>soyboys eat it up
That is how one explains that sorry excuse for a meal

I wonder who is behind this post...

>trying too hard: the post
That user was wrong for implying that pizza was something rare, but that is a good looking pizza.

>taste for food
Yeah, the rest of the world had to change it because WE'RE the ones with bad taste.
Thanks, Italy, go back to growing mustaches on your women. Leave the food to the rest of us.

Tell me where im wrong.

Pineapple and ham pizza is delicious.
You shut your whore mouth!

>Pizza Margherita
Was very different from what is known as pizza today.
Modern pizza is a completely unrelated food to what poor bumfuck retarded Italians made in their caves from rocks and water.

>but that is a good looking pizza.
It really isn't.
Also, probably costs more than

>>skimp on ingredients because poor
>>hmmmm this looks like shit
pizza isn't too expensive to begin with. the pizza in that pic is usually made with better sauce and cheese than an average pizza.

well it originated in the middle east pizza hut then finally moved its way to you guessed it the UK 4 years ago so yes I wonder

>If its not stuffed with over 9000 ingredients and oversized its not good

Childhood is idolizing Gordon.
Adulthood is realizing you'd still eat that pizza.

>not a single olive or anchovie ITT
Get your fatty sausage fingers out of muh pizzas you don't know what you're doing REEEEEE

>olives
Aww, it's retarded.

>americans will never taste this gift from the gods

>slicing pizza like that

>Pineapple and ham pizza is delicious.

The leaf hath spoken.

>9fag memes

>pointing out soy boy
>being a dairy boy

You do know how much eostrogen and progesterone is in modern dairy products?

>uncooked ball of grease looks delicious
You're the reason pizza has to gone to shit and mediocre chain restaurants rule the industry

>our pizza is better than yours, Achmed

>being this fat

Pizzas haven't gone to shit. The ones I make from scratch are fucking perfect. I think you're a lazy dramaqueen.

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I hate hotdogs, but I bet he pretzel dough makes it pretty good.

I admire americans for their inventivity concerning food, it's truly impressive
Like that pizza box made of pizza

>Red edge like crazy
>Wasn't docked properly, hence the big ass bubble in the slice that he's holding

Nah.

real funny m8

nigga gon eat that and get supapowers

It looks good in that it would be ideal comfort food for the fat and depressed, but a nice thin crust is likely to taste much better.

>are closer to what we'd call a Focaccia
And it's tasty this Focaccia thing???

pizza thread!!!!

And the Deep-Dish Pizza could be considered a real Pizza by Italians???

Yes.
The "deep-dish" is traditionally called "tegamino".

I make my own from scratch

The optimal combination of pizza toppings is pepperoni and onions. Prove me wrong.

>not eating your onions raw
You're not gonna make it.

It looks amazing user!

>not recognizing the Truth that are cooked onions
I literally got dumber by reading this post. If a psychologist were to measure my IQ before and after reading your garbage opinions, there would be a noticeable drop in my score. Everyone itt will suffer from the exposure to this drivel.

Best one in this thread so far
Fuck pineapple pizza haters