How would you fix her?

How would you fix her?

With my hands.

...

Don't

Let someone with talent write her book.

just pretend it never happened

Have her discover white males are not the devil, and that she is actually bi.

make her a futa

>Have her discover white males are not the devil
They are though.

She dies on the way back to her home planet

she loves hatesex

You can't fix perfection

Gabby pls

Behead current writer, stuff head with garlic, drive stake through heart, cremate head and body separately, bury in two holes several miles apart, treat burial sites with holy water, hire professional writer.

Cancel her book, pretend it never existed, and just let her keep being in Ultimates.

With a gigantic fucking dick

Make her sluttier.

I don't know that she needs fixing.

All human characteristics exist on a curve. Most people, obviously, rate in the middle of the curve. But SOMEONE has to be the one who is furthest from the middle.

So I am actually OK with it if America is literally the awesomest person in the multiverse, because, after all, SOMEONE has to be.

And she DID come from a universe created to be perfect, and she was the daughter of two of its greatest heroes. So...

And even so, she's hardly a Mary Sue. She's not all that friendly, and not everybody likes her. She's just super-hot.

It might be funny to make her fall in love with a guy, though, and nobody understands what she sees in him, and she's gay and stuff - it's just one of those things. Because love messes things up.

Tumblr would have a collective brain aneurysm.

Plagiarize DC's Uncle Sam character in its entirety, except change Uncle Sam to America Chavez and give her a talking dog as a sidekick

Also sometimes she babysits the power pack

Feeble.

As a matter of fact nothing is easier to fix than perfection.

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...Aaaaand I just realized she's basically Wonder Woman. WTF, guys, why didn't anybody explain this to me sooner?

No idea who this is but I'd start with removing the star tattoos on her wrists.

Best answer.

Make her nicer. If everybody loves her and thinks she's perfect, she shouldn't be so personally unpleasant. Not full out Mister Rogers, just nice.

Then I'd give her a story line that puts her up against the failings of the world. Some people are just scum. Some problems are huge and can't be fixed by punching. People make the same mistakes over and over again.
America is the best person in the world, but trying to save people, trying to fix the world is an uphill slog through the mud. Two steps forward and one and a half steps back. But still she fights on. She sees people making the same mistake over and over again, but she still helps fix those mistakes, over and over again. The horrors or the world try to drag her down, but she will not be moved. America is a beacon that shines out through the mud and the grime and the shit of the world.

First we need to kill her.

Eliminate the retarded Dyke Utopia as background. Add more cosmic shit, less quips, maybe add banter between her and another character. But above all, make her stop talking in spanglish (seriously, fuck Puerto Rico).

This.

Make it so everything post-Vengeance didn't happen and give her back her Vengeance costume. (Google it)

More violence,less politics,let Garth Ennis or Jimmy Palmiotti write it,good art and Marvel Max style hot ass lesbian sex.

Ewing gets her book, there all fixed...also make Karolina from Runaways here waifu.

kill her off, I don't see the point of this character.

I like the premise of the comic but good lord she needs an actual writer, not some fake puerto rican super dyke spouting random shit and trying to pass it off as quirky dialogue.

Give me that brown lesbian headstrong superhero that has to learn about responsibility. They should see how Super-Man does it.

Drawfags should flood Tumblr with high quality hetero porn of her fucking anyone and everyone with a penis. It might kill the Tumblrholes.

>let Garth Ennis write it

Kill yourself.

Good writing. Powers are cool, design's ok, there's some backstory. Just needs a good writer. Also, bring back the short pants.

>Garth Ennis

I wanna see this happen. It would be hilarious.

Don't pretend like it won't be dumb stupid awesome.

This

Let Sup Forums write her book. Maybe someone can do something like Illuminating Comics and rewrite her speech bubbles.