Will pulp ever return?

Will pulp ever return?

>Heavy Metal anthology in development limbo
>Red Sonya died with McGovan going full Britney
>Ice & Fire live action buried in Robert Rodriguez' backyard

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Fantasy in general is dead. It's repopularisation depended on The Hobbit and Warcraft and we all saw how well that went

Personally I actually thought Warcraft and the first Hobbit movie were both decent but maybe I have bad taste

Being a red-blooded heterosexual male is frowned upon these days. So no.

>Red Sonya died with McGovan going full Britney
>2009
Will never happen - not in the original way, with chainmail bikini. Feminazis and SJWs won.

Is there porn of this? I need to get my afternoon nut out and this is peaking my interest.

Giv amazon mommy, pls.

>goblin and dwarf headbutt
>then walk right past each other

wat

This.

Heavy Metal is my favorite movie. Sex, gore, hardrock. Thats the genetic imprint every real man operates on.

>maybe

Closest is Heavy Metal 2000.

Is she leaning forward? Jesus Christ, japs really perfected even the most mundane shit (school unifroms) to an absolute artform.

How can any guy not just be drawn to this instantly. I would not leave that local without having her number inmy pocket.

>ITS YOUR ONE TICKET TO MIDNIGHT...
>CALL IT...
>HEAVY METAL
>HIGHER THAN HIGH FEELIN JUST RIGHT
>CALL IT
>HEAAAVY METAL
the last time we got something decent heavy metal wise was south park

>Feminazis and SJWs won.
It's a temporary setback. We already see some seeds of discontent. Soon everything will be right in the world, free of (((their))) poison.

I want a properly casted and faithly shot, NC-17 rated, Druuna series.

I feel the current political atmosphere has ruined this from ever happening.

>Heavy Metal anthology in development limbo
Nigga, it already had 2 seasons!
youtube.com/watch?v=xPh8kG4eiZc

I wish these had a better budget.

> NC-17
What's the difference between this and R? American rating system doesn't make any sense to me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_Picture_Association_of_America_film_rating_system#X_replaced_by_NC-17

In the rating system's early years, "X"-rated films such as Midnight Cowboy (1969) and A Clockwork Orange (1971) were understood to be unsuitable for children, but non-pornographic and intended for the general public. However, pornographic films often self-applied the non-trademarked "X" rating, and it soon became synonymous with pornography in American culture.[22] In late 1989 and early 1990, two critically acclaimed art films featuring strong adult content, Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer and The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover, were released. Neither film was approved for an MPAA rating, thus limiting their commercial distribution, and prompting criticism of the rating system's lack of a designation for such films.[23][24]

In September 1990, the MPAA introduced the rating "NC-17" ("No Children Under 17 Admitted").[25] Henry & June – previously to be assigned an "X" rating – was the first film to receive the "NC-17" rating instead.[25][26] Although films with an "NC-17" rating had more mainstream distribution opportunities than "X"-rated films, many theaters refused to screen them, most entertainment media did not accept advertising for them, and many large video outlets refused to stock them.[27] In 1996,[28] the minimum age for "NC-17" films was raised to 18, by rewording it to "No One 17 and Under Admitted".[29]

The ratings used since 1990 are:[3]

Rated G: General Audiences – all ages admitted
Rated PG: Parental Guidance Suggested – some material may not be suitable for children
Rated PG-13: Parents Strongly Cautioned – some material may be inappropriate for children under 13
>Rated R: Restricted – under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian
>Rated NC-17: No children under 17 admitted [1990–1996] / No one 17 and under admitted [1996–present]

First Hobbit was good
Then it sucked
There just wasn't enough material for 3 movies
Killed Peter jacksons career (good thing he's doing Justice League Dark now)

I could see a red Sonja movie coming out seeing how popular Wonder Woman was. Plus Hollywood wants to make more girl movies since they feel bad about raping all of them

Who would you cast? Aside from Idris Elba, that's obvious enough.

Idk, i was ok with budget that low, it felt kinda right with the tipe of stories they showed. I think if they had bigger budget it would be like that Phiip K Dick show that is airing right now, they change the original stories adding soap opera shit.

No one I can think of off hand. It is one of those things you have to scout for talent and body types.

Better budget means better special effects. It does not mean there's a need to change the writing or even the acting really. Think positive, user.

I hope so, user.

Why would any of you even want a Red Sonja movie? No actress could ever pull it off.

>It does not mean there's a need to change the writing
Bigger budget needsmore consumers to pay off, and you can bet your titties suits wil change anything to make sure they will get bigger audience.

World is still (and always will be) run by men.

Okay, Autistic Jew user, you can fuck right off.

You typecast and write around her acting skills. Worked for Arnold.

Bitches can't handle the truth i see.

tfw no lanfeust movie

>being this autistic in a wish thread

Is Rodriguez still making that Johnny Quest movie?

I think smaller budget would be the key. Use practical effects, hit that 80s nostalgia button, hire girls that exude sex and put them in leather thongs and bikini tops. It doesn't have to be good so long as it's entertaining. So hire overacting cheap unknowns and find a garage band for the sound track.

>tfw no cute dom gf to boil the blood in my dic

Noice choice

GRANT ME REVENGE

The fact that you remember this quote only proves his point.

I like second one also. End fight with Smoke is just too long and over the top, but before that it was interesting.

Also my third 3D movie and it was great with 3D. Before that it was Pirates 4 (3D was shit) and 300 Rise of the Empire (3D was good).

After that no 3D has been as good and mostly just meh. But if I go to theater I see it on 3D because can't see that on home.

Third Hobbit is... eh.

Pulp lives on, it's called capeshit nowadays

why live ?

>(((their)))

You do know that the quintessential pulp fantasy movie, Heavy Metal (1981) was made by a bunch of Jews, right?

Maybe that's the only kind of pulp we deserve.

Typecast who?

I just don't find Asian faces attractive.

This. Have faith brothers, this guy's pic is actually how females wish they could be. Not the retarded bullshit that gets pushed on social media. Women want to be badass AND sexy, and there's nothing wrong with that.

The uggos and land whales have gained a strong backing because they can unite via the Internet, but it will end soon enough. Stacey always wins in the end, just like chad.

This. Want boobies ;_;

Clearly they were the good jews then.

I prefer No Pulp.

There are girls who have that body type + the sexy looks. Hollywood just prefers to cast barbie dolls. If they took divas from the WWE then we would be able to make movies like Red Sonja.

If you want girls like that to start getting roles, we have to first purge the world of low test soy boys

Just wait until Chris will finish his kino
youtube.com/watch?v=m0sbqnkFFhQ

This stuff was always on the margin, even back in the 80s when it was in its heyday

Not sure why you faggots have to push your anti-sjw agenda into everything you see

I cant find these seasons anywhere. I have watched some episodes but I would love to have all of them

Try rutracker.org, pretty sure it has everything with english audio track.

give it 5 years until this sjw feminism blows over (it's peaked already and starting to fall apart, eating itself, people fighting back) and then we'll get a renaissance of full blown hedonistic sexy-ism coming out our fucking eyes, it's gonna be great

just cast the blonde snake girl from Westworld, and film her from below so she looks big

She doesn't have the body nor sex appeal for it.

Thank you will try that

Anyone know some Heavy Metal related movies besides Heavy Metal and The 5th Element?

Arnold had a one in a million screen presence. It went beyond his chiseled looks or his olympian body.

He compared to people like Kinski. A screen presence out of this world.

Oh please, each Hobbit movie did nearly 1 billion in box office, so it didn't kill Jackson career. If anything, it made him just more careful on what he'll agree on, as he ended up directing them only because of studio pressure. Financially the movies were a success, despite they were critically lackluster.

Ironically enough, she actually looks the face of the statue.

>we will never get a Red Sonja movie with a hot actress in a chainmail bikini slaughtering thousands of beefcake barbarians single handedly

Fuck you, tumblr

>sneeds of discontent.

I watch so many 80s movies just to escape todays lowtest movies. I hate the future.

i'd cast gina