You're watching Adventure Call! I am Falkenhoof, I will be your guide on your journey.
Now before we begin I must remind you that for me to hear your intsructions you must roll a dubs or higher dear Traveler.
Ok, you awake in a dungeon. To your east is a chained up normie, to your west is a futuristic contraption which is connected to an unkown force which is known to the ancients as "the internet" and finally to your north is the exit of the dungeon.
There is no sarcophagus traveller. To your east is a chained up normie, to your west is a futuristic contraption which is connected to an unkown force which is known to the ancients as "the internet" and finally to your north is the exit of the dungeon.
What would you like to do?
Jack Barnes
I've got Kirstin McLean lewds if anyone is interested
Kevin Gomez
Put normie in bag
Nathan Cruz
kiss Falkenhoof
Ryan Perez
approach the internet and enter boards.Sup Forums.org/tv/thread/90673401 in an internet browser
Luis Cruz
Talk to normie
Austin Hernandez
Go on Sup Forums and make a bane thread
Asher Rogers
give jester a good hard fucking
Jose Jackson
Drink Barry's Red Cola
Ethan Morales
delete them
Hunter Walker
Spit in the normie's eye
Jordan Davis
Drink Barry's Red Cola
Hunter Wilson
You spit in normies eye. He did not appreciate that. To your east is a chained up normie, to your west is a futuristic contraption which is connected to an unkown force which is known to the ancients as "the internet" and finally to your north is the exit of the dungeon.
What do traveller?
Logan Richardson
Make the normie post on Sup Forums
Bentley Harris
Go west
Carson Lopez
Exit dungeon
Robert Campbell
Go to internet
Jacob Miller
reroll
Austin Hill
Try to unshackle the normie
Sebastian Ward
A ROUND
OF
BARRYS
RED
COLA
Matthew Adams
kiss Falkenhoof
Adrian Bailey
I love that stuff
Camden Price
Go to contraption and start browsing BLACKED.COM
Dominic Perez
Put normie in bag
Joshua Cooper
Kiss normie
Luke Murphy
hey Sup Forums
whas yer hing?
Carson Flores
You exit the dungeon but there appears to be a large troll blocking your path. To the south is the dungeon. In front of you is the troll.
What will you do traveller?
Jack Flores
Return to dungeon
Evan Robinson
Tell the troll there is a delicious normie inside the dungeon, continue north while he is distracted
Carter Edwards
go whence I came
Blake Cruz
take troll
Hudson Price
Give the troll my last remaining (you) in exchange for safe passage.
Wyatt Johnson
Report troll to twitter
Juan Wilson
You cannot take troll traveller.
To the south is the dungeon. In front of you is the troll.
What will you do traveller?
Jordan Rivera
I roll to seduce.
Elijah Russell
Please post
Brayden Barnes
You attempt to seduce the troll. The troll eats you.
GAME OVER. you are dead
Evan Jones
go whence I came
Xavier Moore
Flanagan wasnae gonan put in *A COUPLE* of windaes
FLANAGAN SAID HE WAS GONNA PUT IN *UVRY* WINDAE IN THESS HOOSE!
How many of you /Limmy/ regulars are from outside Scotland? I'm Scottish and understand it all but in my experience the English can't understand a fucking word you say if you talk like Limmy and while Americans are actually better at understanding it I can't see how half his sketches would be comprehensible to you.
>while Americans are actually better at understanding it Yeah nah, fuck off.
Ethan Rivera
Gotta use those subtitles, it is essential, you drunk pale monkeys are virtually incoherent
Jack Ross
They are though you stupid english cunt, travelling in America I've literally never had one person, even a mexican or a nigger misunderstand or or ask me to repeat anything but the english are so befuddled by their constant desire to crossdress and molest children that they never know what the fuck is going on.
Couldn't understand it initially, but after a while I got my ear in and now it's fine.
Thomas Wright
He's right though. Americans make the effort to understand it, English just immediately start going 'oh I can't understend that Scotch twat, what language is this, speak the Queen's English you northern bumpkin' in those high-pitched girly voices they have.
Evan Butler
Lay off the booze Collin.
Jace Collins
I knu rhai? Can nu git nuff af barrys red cola
Jordan Taylor
English. I can understand Scots fine.
Charles Lopez
fookin fly to da mun
Tyler Miller
no, you just have a boner for Americans and feel honoured when they say nice things about Scotland because they think they are 1/3 Scottish while at the same time trying to pin something you don't like on the English
I don't think the Scottish can go a day without complaining about England
Caleb Perez
Canada here, don't have any trouble understanding it, hardly that outrageous for Scottish since it's Glaswegian.
I might be biased, grew up with Scottish extended family around so I heard it constantly.
Gabriel Harris
Imagine being this upset.
Eli Anderson
I don't need to, the (You)s are showing me what it's like.
Elijah Thomas
I'm American and I think all his sketches are really funny
Ian Robinson
>t.assblasted squeaky-voiced bong
Jackson Moore
LEWD JESTER
Joshua Young
you did this in last nights thread stop it
Blake Perez
Cringe thread
Jackson Anderson
DAE ET
Oliver Smith
Kill Jester.
Jeremiah Price
>Back on thop
Nathan Hughes
JUMP THE CHASM
Benjamin Powell
that's the joke
Ian Ramirez
Bowls of wa ah wa ah
Jackson Powell
I'm Welsh and I can understand all of it. it's more of a case us Welsh can understand everyone but no fucker understands us. (Except for the Sheep)