You're watching Adventure Call! I am Falkenhoof, I will be your guide on your journey.
Now before we begin I must remind you that for me to hear your intsructions you must roll a dubs or higher dear Traveler.
Ok, you awake in a dungeon. To your east is a chained up normie, to your west is a futuristic contraption which is connected to an unkown force which is known to the ancients as "the internet" and finally to your north is the exit of the dungeon.
What would you like to do traveler?
Piss on chained up normie
Go whence I came.
Put troll in bag
Go south.
Go west and then visit Sup Forums
go west go on Sup Forums and post in this thread
kill op
Kill Jester
Exit dungeon
Pew wa'ah
go south
open sarcophagus
JUMP THE CHASM
punch goblin
kiss Falkenhoof
finger normie anus
There is no sarcophagus traveller. To your east is a chained up normie, to your west is a futuristic contraption which is connected to an unkown force which is known to the ancients as "the internet" and finally to your north is the exit of the dungeon.
What would you like to do?
I've got Kirstin McLean lewds if anyone is interested
Put normie in bag
kiss Falkenhoof
approach the internet and enter boards.Sup Forums.org/tv/thread/90673401 in an internet browser
Talk to normie
Go on Sup Forums and make a bane thread
give jester a good hard fucking
Drink Barry's Red Cola
delete them
Spit in the normie's eye
Drink Barry's Red Cola
You spit in normies eye. He did not appreciate that. To your east is a chained up normie, to your west is a futuristic contraption which is connected to an unkown force which is known to the ancients as "the internet" and finally to your north is the exit of the dungeon.
What do traveller?
Make the normie post on Sup Forums
Go west
Exit dungeon
Go to internet
reroll
Try to unshackle the normie
A ROUND
OF
BARRYS
RED
COLA
kiss Falkenhoof
I love that stuff
Go to contraption and start browsing BLACKED.COM
Put normie in bag
Kiss normie
hey Sup Forums
whas yer hing?
You exit the dungeon but there appears to be a large troll blocking your path. To the south is the dungeon. In front of you is the troll.
What will you do traveller?
Return to dungeon
Tell the troll there is a delicious normie inside the dungeon, continue north while he is distracted
go whence I came
take troll
Give the troll my last remaining (you) in exchange for safe passage.
Report troll to twitter
You cannot take troll traveller.
To the south is the dungeon. In front of you is the troll.
What will you do traveller?
I roll to seduce.
Please post
You attempt to seduce the troll. The troll eats you.
GAME OVER. you are dead
go whence I came
Flanagan wasnae gonan put in *A COUPLE* of windaes
FLANAGAN SAID HE WAS GONNA PUT IN *UVRY* WINDAE IN THESS HOOSE!
You cannot go whence you came. You are dead
Game over
go up
Resurrect at nearest graveyard
Enter afterlife
Well worth it mate, well worth it
Dubs have spoken
youtube.com
>almost 4 months
Punch God
put troll in bag
kiss troll
No you're dead, mate, you're dead. Give me my fuckin two grand
pay £5,000.00 for lights
LIGHTS!
didn't even get to keep them
How many of you /Limmy/ regulars are from outside Scotland? I'm Scottish and understand it all but in my experience the English can't understand a fucking word you say if you talk like Limmy and while Americans are actually better at understanding it I can't see how half his sketches would be comprehensible to you.
AH BETTER MATE!
>while Americans are actually better at understanding it
Yeah nah, fuck off.
Gotta use those subtitles, it is essential, you drunk pale monkeys are virtually incoherent
They are though you stupid english cunt, travelling in America I've literally never had one person, even a mexican or a nigger misunderstand or or ask me to repeat anything but the english are so befuddled by their constant desire to crossdress and molest children that they never know what the fuck is going on.
Hardly any Limmy videos have captions Mr 56%
its on netflix
Australian.
Couldn't understand it initially, but after a while I got my ear in and now it's fine.
He's right though. Americans make the effort to understand it, English just immediately start going 'oh I can't understend that Scotch twat, what language is this, speak the Queen's English you northern bumpkin' in those high-pitched girly voices they have.
Lay off the booze Collin.
I knu rhai?
Can nu git nuff af barrys red cola
English. I can understand Scots fine.
fookin fly to da mun
no, you just have a boner for Americans and feel honoured when they say nice things about Scotland because they think they are 1/3 Scottish while at the same time trying to pin something you don't like on the English
I don't think the Scottish can go a day without complaining about England
Canada here, don't have any trouble understanding it, hardly that outrageous for Scottish since it's Glaswegian.
I might be biased, grew up with Scottish extended family around so I heard it constantly.
Imagine being this upset.
I don't need to, the (You)s are showing me what it's like.
I'm American and I think all his sketches are really funny
>t.assblasted squeaky-voiced bong
LEWD JESTER
you did this in last nights thread
stop it
Cringe thread
DAE ET
Kill Jester.
>Back on thop
JUMP THE CHASM
that's the joke
Bowls of wa ah
wa ah
I'm Welsh and I can understand all of it. it's more of a case us Welsh can understand everyone but no fucker understands us. (Except for the Sheep)