What's his current endgame?

What's his current endgame?

*TINY WHITE PENIS's your path*

LITTLE

Ending his life WITH NO SURVIVORS

I'm confident he'll resume going on tours and people will still buy tickets. He can't actually go to jail for that shit, can he?

*walks out on stage*
"You guys mind if I masturbate?"

fuck no. I don't like the guy at all, but what happened to him is bullshit. He did no wrong, and was actually overpolite and professional with how he handled everything about it.

He should sue the person that brought it up and papers for defamation of character and loss of wages/contracts that happened because of it. Secret life of pets 2 will likely never happen now...

'heard any good jokes lately?'
And Louis hasn't even actually been convicted of anything and won't be. Best to lay low for a while then he'll be fine.

>He should sue the person that brought it up and papers for defamation of character and loss of wages/contracts that happened because of it.

He admitted to doing shit. He can't sue for defamation and damages in this case.

t. 2L

If he took his dick out and started doing it in front of a sold out Madison Square Garden he would automatically become /ourguy/

Poor Pee-wee. He at least jerked off in a jerk off theater.

This savage will touch everything.

Doesn't he self fund most of his shit anyways? He can just keep making stuff and putting it online he still has an audience and there's literally nothing anyone can do about it.

Dude, he just made a movie that won't hit the market. His other series was a flop. I guess he's figured out by now he's not cut for self-funding and producing shit himself.

And to think people gave shit to pee wee. Guy fapped in a privacy of a porn theater and didn't force anyone to watch him doing it. By hollywood standards he's a goddamn role model.

Horace & Pete only had a 4.5mil budget which is tiny and he made a big profit by selling to Hulu

Plus Better Things & One Mississippi which he also produced are very successful and have picked up multiple seasons, even though one of them roasts him hard about the masturbation thing.
One Mississippi is good and Better Things is brilliant.
He's already got 5 mil for the distribution rights to I love you Daddy, (which someone must be really regretting right now), i would guess that's around 1/4 of the budget.

Oh, I thought I had read somewhere it had flopped hard.

however Grossann Bar once claimed defamation is hard to prove however libel when they tabloids don''t through in the " a source revealed" type deal, is were she was able to so for BIG money... was only half paying attention her back then they part of that stuck anyway...

A gallagheresque routine where we all need plastic covers

however Grossann Bar once claimed defamation is hard to prove however libel when the tabloids don''t throw in the " a source revealed" type deal, is were she was able to sue for BIG money... was only half paying attention her back then they part of that stuck anyway...

Well it did but he still made a profit

I think he should double down and just start jerking off in public.

it's all part of his master plan to masturbate on stage

Give him two years, he'll be back.

It really is infuriating that he's grouped in with kikestein.

This is pretty much what he's gonna do. His entire act is self deprecating so it fits right in. In his eyes he's hit a comedy goldmine with how much "raw and honest" material he can gather from this whole situation

So fuck him

>*walks into wifes bedroom*
>"You guys mind if I masturbate?"

It was a flagship show for self distribution, there's an enormous interest in pretending it was a failure. It was really successful, ironically through traditional (well...) distribution, but still.
The whole reason he did another self financed project is that he made profit the first time, and that's the money he used for it.
He'll take a big hit this time though. Successive self financed projects is like a gambler who won't leave the table.

I just watched his special today man it was funny. Can't believe we're not getting another one.

His poor kids man they have been so rampant to crucify him those kids must be so upset too. And exactly how is he supposed to explain that.

Well daddy asked some women to watch him masturbating. They agreed to it. And then I did that.

>Well if they agreed to watch you why was it wrong?

Because it's the current year sweetie. It's 2017. Come on I raised you better than this.

I think it's more productive for his work, not because of the material, but because his hubris and security takes a hit and that stuff breeds complacency while suffering is good for comedy.

It did. He went into debt making it. He had to sell it to Hulu to make any money off it and those retards went and gave him five million dollars for it. Then Netflix gave him thirty million for standup shows they don't even want anymore.

>asks for consent
>girl says no
>he doesnt do it

what happened

KEK

I don't think you're a real person

So it flopped, aside from the fact that it made money?

you guys think we'll be able to see this movie? i hear these a really lewd scene between chlo and malco

>I don't like the guy at all but i like complaining
>It's a shame about his magnum opus, life of pets

THEY DIDN'T ALL AGREE YOU FUCKTARD. I swear to God you people are either a bunch of dumbasses or are just twisting the facts.

Yes, they did. If they didn't he wouldn't have done it.

Yep kind of like if you bought a car and it didn't drive or work but someone came along and bought the car for five million dollars.

You're an absolute idiot.

Was asking for consent his biggest mistake?

You have to watch one of them jerk off. Who's the lucky one?

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Is this in China? Or Korea?

I'll tell you what happened, according to Rick Shapiro who knows him well.

First girl was someone he was working / rooming with. He said "by the way I beat off every morning, like I really can't start my day without it, so I'm doing it if you're here or not." She said ok, and usually left when he did it. Eventually she realized it wasn't even worth getting out of bed over and just ignored it.

Next 2 had some sort of paralysis spell cast on them, unable to say no or leave in the time it takes your average gentleman to undress. He explicitly stated he was going to "get naked and jerk off". They stayed and did not say no.

4th girl said no and he said "ok".

Severely underrated comment.

Absolute gold.

Twisting the facts? It's not me who tried to classify what he did as sexual assault.
Japan that's not even a crime there

He asked them if he could take his dick out and they said yes because hes a comedian and they thought it was a joke

Then he took his dick put and BLOCKED THE DOOR AND MASTURBATED UNTIL HE CAME

You are a monster if you think that is acceptable behavior

Oh you are just trolling. Good to know I'll stop responding. Because if you are going to use gawker rumours are your source then we are done here. Done as Louie's tenure as President of the interracial breeding grounds.

Who said he blocked the door? Really curious.

what a fucking pervert

What are your sources? Mine are what the actual women said and what Louie himself said

Sorry, meant to post this on Sup Forums. Which sub is this?

very good, user, very good

What's your source for him blocking the door? I don't give a shit about any other detail.

How does a car work and not drive?

Public exposure and sexual assault isn't a crime?

I'm glad he got witch hunted. His movie with chloe moretz revolves around a borderline incestuous relationship between a 17 year old girl and her father and an actual ephebophilic relationship between her and a 68 year old man. This sort of shit is soft core porn to these perverted freaks

Gawker did years ago in a rumour clickbait article which the two women were quoted as saying they got their facts wrong. But the sjw will ignore that as well as invite the women's own words that they were "paralysed" until he finished.

rape is just like saying hello there

Wouldn't be surprised if they thought jacking off on girls was okay in Japan, they still have a lot of laws related to sex in western society that hasn't carried over to their public thought yet.

Pedo porn was still legal to own there until 2014.

loli is not pedo

I'm sure this movie is kino and I can't wait for it to leak so we can watch it.

it wont ever hit the market? I bet it will, just need to wait a little longer.

It's a real shame because I really wanted to see it.

english mother fucker, do you speak it?