You're given $50m to make a low budget (((art))) film with Anne Hathaway...

You're given $50m to make a low budget (((art))) film with Anne Hathaway. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star. What's the plot?

how much of that is her salary?

She helps me overcome my erectile dysfunction through analingus, titsucking, and footmassaging

$50m

Recreate that scene in catcher in the rye where holden is in the hotel and sees a couple spitting on each other for a half hour

Me and Anne Hathway fucking on a $49,999,998 pile of money. The other $2 is spoken for because I wanna get a Monster Ultra Zero on the way home. /SIPP/BOIS

Nolan universe catwoman I guess

She plays mommy and gives milky for two hours

what an extraordinarily bland woman to fawn over

she's my mommy gf and I suck her tits

absolutely this.

it involves sex and tons of nudes.

Based

I don't know what it is. But i could never stand her. I would prefer to work with someone else

>Anne when I see your tits I just wanna *tweak* em, can you see it Anne? Me *tweaking* them like this - that's why they call me a visionary

Just a straight up porno, five hours long, in as many takes as necessary

Not
>She plays dommy and milkies me for two hours
u had 1 job user

a realistic batman detective noir film. would probably go with organized crime or a serial killer as the villain.

Name a woman you think is extremely attractive.

BASED cross board posting S I P B O Y

ez. ana de armas.

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>2 hours of ruined orgasm milking
Patrician

mulholland drive, she's dreaming the whole movie that shes katheryn winnick. hathaway will have a 10s screentime where she wakes up at the end, rest of the movie will be winnick having lesbian sex with bitches

Anyone who wouldn't fuck Anne Hathaway is certifiably gay. No excuses, no exceptions.

She plays a women struggling to get over being sodomized...by me.

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Hathaway and I are roommates who were close friends in high school. We go on a a road trip adventure to California from New York after her family home burns down. Its a journey full of laughs and discovery

I dont know who that is and I am not really interested in starring in a movie so I would probably decline.

too late, you already revealed that you enjoyed getting fucked by your daddy

post apocalyptic wasteland, me and anne are the last remaining humans that have not been infected by the zombie virus of the future. Anne gets infected, only way to cure her before it's too late is to kill a predator and drink its blood. Search long and hard to find a predator. End up ditching that roastie and killing zombies with my predator bro for the next 60 minutes.

maybe something about a secret dungeon

bro look at this dude
huhuhu

anything that involves her sitting on my face

predator, like, the twat faced alien with dreads?

would watch/10

Yes. I mean, why not?

That actually sound awesome.
>By the end the predator has come to respect you as a warrior and takes you with him to his home planet where you become an honorary predator with unlimited access to top quality, naturally selected predatette pussy.

>You're given $50m to make a low budget (((art))) film with Anne Hathaway. To save money you cast yourself as her co-star. What's the plot?

What's a white bitch name? Theresa. Theresa Bridges (Hathaway) is a struggling single mom from Boston with a drug addiction and a terrible education (never finished high school). She's at a complete loss until she meets a sleazy black porn producer (Me). Despite her racist inclinations being a white woman from Boston, Theresa begins working as an actress for the sleazy producer, though refusing to work with non-white guys.

Though she's older and thin, Theresa's brash and honest personality proves popular and she quickly becomes a pornographic superstar. Clips of her go viral across social media platforms. She appears on talk shows and soon is being offered guest spots on television shows, in film, etc. But the fame goes to her head and Theresa gets arrogant, she starts to turn on the sleazy producer and he knows he's losing control.

The movie ends with the sleazy porn producer recording and leaking a video of Theresa going on a racist rant he coaxes her into. Her offers and popularity halt immediately. She stops posting on social media. The world turns on her.

Theresa's completely broken. Her life is ruined, no can or wants to help her, save the sleazy porn producer. Her things are repossessed, she's about to be evicted when he comes to her and offers her job back. The movie ends with her first interracial scene, anal, the producer in it as her co-star.

I found the shitted.com poster

I’m a used car salesman and Hathaway wanders on the lot with a suitcase full of cash and a heart of gold. I see her eyeballing an old RV so I saunter my way over there to give her my pitch. AIDA. ABC. But no, before I could even open my yap, she tosses the briefcase at me and tosses her hair back, defiant. “Where are the keys to this rust bucket?” Heh, she doesn’t know they’re in my front pocket, dangling scandalously close to my swollen and sweaty balls. I give her a smirk, “they’re right here in my pocket. Too bad I’ve got my hands full with this briefcase full of cash. Looks like you’re gonna have to help me with this.” She nods. She’s been through this before. She never passes up a challenge and people don’t call her Anne Halfway any more because she goes all the way. She slinks forward, oozing with raw seduction and blushing just slightly. “Well user, which pocket?” “2 balls, side pocket.” I says to her while I gesture to my right. “That’s what I thought,” she said, “I figured you for a righty. Lefties can’t fuck so today’s my lucky day.” I melted and felt my erection beginning to throb. Her hand “missed” my pocket on the first attempt, brushing against my skin and tugging my belt down just a little bit. She knew exactly what she was doing and what it was doing to me. She giggled “wow looks like you’ve got some tight pants on today! Tsk tsk tsk skinny jeans are so last year.” They weren’t skinny jeans. My cock was filled with more blood than a Transylvanian cocktail lounge and was harder than a newly sober drill sergeant. She got her fingers in the pocket and pushed down slowly, dragging my pants down a little lower this time, exposing the top of my unkempt mound of pubic hair. She kept digging finally finding the keys neatly wrapped around the head of my engorged cock. “Looks like I get a free oil change with purchase today isn’t that right user?”

>She helps me overcome my erectile dysfunction through analingus, titsucking, and footmassaging

The goal was to come up with a plot and I did.

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you've convinced me user

You're a horrible writer. Never use a metaphor again. Some people aren't meant to try.

A shameless director steals 50m, converts it all to crypto coins and escapes for thailand using an alternate passport that no one but close family members know about.
His body is found 2 weeks later surrounded by overdosed hookers (male)

madder than a badger in heat

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Movie is about a guy that beats the shit out of Anne Hathaway every time he runs into her. The plot twist is theyre roommates. She does all of her own stunts too.

boiling hot like a pitcher of iced tea in Death Valley

10/10

I wish there was at least some kind of POV Blowjob video leaked of her. Or at least a pornstar that resembles her for that.

unironically hilarious
id watch that

In a post-apocalyptic world where if the radiation does not kill you...zombies will...
What starts as a mission for survival against the clock, ends up being a tale of bonding...between a man...and his worst enemy...
Anne Hathaway
user
Zombies
Predator: Brothers in Hunt
Coming this December

BLACKED

Just trying to help. I'd want to know if I was completely embarrassing myself at something. Some people can write well; you're not one of them. The way you describe things is either bland / cliched or self-consciously quirky. It's terrible and overwritten.

Would she do porn for that much?

Don't forget the full penetration.

I'll pay her $50 million for me to cum in her ass and for her to drink it. Sounds like a good deal to me.

Venus in Furs remake

You guys are so sexually repressed. I mean, there's no doubt I'd fuck her but I wouldn't leave her hating herself afterwards. Just some good ol' fashion P in V.

this is what bothers you?

what bothers me is that people here are so fucking desperate for sex theyd pay 50 million for it

Id never pay for a woman to have sex with me, even if I could just pay 1 dollar to fuck any woman on this planet. dont you have any self respect?

Irreversible remake with her as Monica Belluci.

oh shit i would actually watch this. only because it'd be a super-high budget porn essentially, starring Anne Hathaway. would love to see her get rammed anally.

Okay here's the pitch:
Anne Hathaway is Jane Doe; a woman who is concerned about immigrants in Sweden not getting fair treatment. About 10 minutes into the film she finds herself alone and in the streets in the middle of the night.

The actress is told that she is going to witness one of the immigrants be attack by a white supremacist and she'll rescue them.
What really happens is there are 30 of these immigrants that proceede to culturally enlighten her for 90 minutes (or 3 hours if you buy the $90 director's cut on Blu Ray)

The plot is Anne Hathaway plays Anne Hathaway, a woman chemically dependent on my semen. She must keep a requisite amount of my semen in all her holes at all times. She likes to acquire said semen through sexual activities - being fucked in the ass, mouth, and vagina. She also gives handjobs just for fun.

>literally "I don't know what a hypothetical question is" the post

You're fucking retarded if you think anyone would actually pay $50 million for sex.

well arent there several women who sold their """virginities""" for over a million bucks each?

so yes, there are indeed retarded men like this on the world

Good answer.